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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:29 pm
Crix Madine's skin cells are powerful enough to create supernovas.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:53 am
Crix doesnt use the Force. He is the Force.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:22 pm
((Kinda stole that one, didn't ya?))
Tatooine isn't a desert because it lacks rain; Crix Madine hasn't worked a sweat up there yet.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:16 pm
((holy spit! sorry Nelo. sweatdrop Didn't realize.)) Blasters don't kill people. Crix does.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:10 pm
The Empire used one of Crix Madine's beard hairs as a powersource for the death star.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:24 pm
Kamino's thunderstorms aren't caused by atmospheric magnetism; its caused by Crix giving a hearty clap.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:25 pm
((this is SO guna suck, but i have to say it..cant..contain self..))
Crix Madine, Hes whats for dinner
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:12 pm
Crix Madine's Hand is the only hand that can beat an Idiot's Array.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:41 pm
Hurricanes aren't weather phenomena; Its just a Crix Madine sneeze.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:05 pm
Crix Madine's only son was Anakin Skywalker.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:33 pm
Not entirely true. He also fathered Luke and Leia.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:58 pm
Cale Darksun Not entirely true. He also fathered Luke and Leia. O_o...how would that work out... Crix Madine needs no lightsaber, a wave of his arm can kill entire ranks of stormies
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:46 pm
People aren't afraid of a droid losing, and that's because droids don't eat the victor's hearts after losing dejarik like Crix does.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:14 pm
And Crix Madine only loses Dejarik if hes hungry
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:05 am
Mace didn't make palpantine ugly. Crix Madine Roundhouse kicked the old man in the face.
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