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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:35 am


"Dude no way!" He exclaimed loudly. "She friend zoned you!? Dude, don't take that s**t!" Otto scooted forward, pointing his empty beer can at the other trainee. "You're a ******** awesome guy, man! Any girl'd be lucky ta have you. Just keep at it!" With that he tossed his can aside and cracked open the last one.

Otto took a long swig, staring wearily at Bix as he asked him what happened. "She ******** betrayed me man." He answered with a scowl. "I was ready to ******** do anything for her. But she was all bent outta shape cause my parents hated her, and her parents hated me. I told her that didn't matter, but she left me anyway!"

Another long swig.

"So just like.. I was all <******** it! What was the point, ya know?"
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:48 am


"Ahhhhhh.." Bix groaned to the friend zone comment. He waved his arm dismissively, a little beer splashing on his hand. "Yeaaah she's so innocent and I get near her and I get all....." he made a weird frustrated face. "stupid. I just get stupid."

"Pfffttt... theres plenny'a sea inna fish for you man...." He probably meant fish in the sea, but who's keeping track really? "You don't need that. I bet you're like'a puppy dog with the girls huh?" Tough exterior, softy in the middle for the right lady.

"How old are you bytha way?" His words were running together, pale skin completely pink from the alcohol. "You are too young to worry about that girl.. theres gotta be better ones here anyway.." He was trying his best to be supportive.

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:03 am


"That's natural, man. Girl's do that." Make you stupid, that is. "But Molly's gotta wake up eventually, dude. They don't stay innocent forever."

Truth? Otto was a squishy puppy dog around the right girl. It was just getting him close enough to said girl to let it happen. "Faaaah.." He waved a hand dismissivly, flushing redder at the thought. Wait, was that why Eva called him Puppy?

Did... did she know?

"Iiiiiii am 17." He stated proudly with a nod. "Dude, if I get all involved with a girl here it'd get too messy." He said with a sigh, taking a big drink from the beer. "Mixin bidness and work, yaknow?" He paused. "Business and.. pleasure." He nodded.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:15 am


He didn't want to talk about Molly anymore. Or did he? He was pretty tipsy at the moment and there was as much a chance he'd whine more as there was that he'd charge right to where she was and manly on her.

But he was good right here for now.

"Ahmygaahh.." he started laughing. "You're so young. Haha and I gave you beer... a aha." Sober he would care but that line had been crossed already. "Well they give us weapons sooo I guess you're fine."

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:22 am


That's right Bix. You gave alcohol to a minor. "Hah! Sucker." He grinned, a smile that reached his eyes. It would have been amazing were it not due to alcohol consumption. "Yeah, see? Laws'd be silly here! If I can wield a deadly weapon but not a deadly beer? Then what the Hell kinda establishment is they runnin? Right?"

Right.

"Woah wait, how old are you?" Where did the nerd get off telling him he was so young?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:29 am


"Twennyone NO WAIT.. twenny two. My birday was in January." He sage nodded at Otto. "I was almos' done college when I came here." Bix was slower on this beer, sipping it every once in a while.

"Do I look gay to you?" It was random, out of nowhere and he seemed concerned

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:37 am


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" He called out suddenly, clinking his half empty can with Bix's. "Haaaah yer old."

His question was answered swiftly. "Yep." Much too swiftly. "I think it's the faggy hair." Much too boldly.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:42 am


Bix sighed dramatically again. "Dammit! I've been thinking bout a haircut maybe... you think I should?" He held his braid sadly. The sun hunter had devoted a lot of years to this braid.

"It is kinn'a inconvenient huh?" It didn't dawn on him that drunk haircut advice from Otto was probably a bad idea...

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:49 am


"Yeah." Otto answered, grabbing the braid from him and tugging sharply and head butting the albino. "Too easy to get grabbed in battle, ya know?" He let him go and finished off the rest of his beer. Awww the beer was all gone. Sadness.

"But yeah. Chop it off. Long hair is stupid here." He nodded seriously to himself. Taking advice from a drunken Otto was totally the best idea ever.

Boy did he feel good, though!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:09 am


"OW!" Bix was yanked and head butted, a red mark immediately showing up on his fair skin. "Dammi'Otto.." Yep that was one word.

Chop it off. Chop it off.

it was like Bix had just been waiting for someone to give the okay. He chugged the rest of his beer and left the can in the teeeeny pile of trash they had. Honestly it was pretty pathetic how tipsy they'd gotten on just a few light beers.

"Lets. Do. It." He said, dead serious, staring at Otto. Were there scissors in here? They needed to find scissors.

He wavered a moment on his feet but then his balance was fine.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:20 am


Otto saw no problem with chopping off Bix's braid right there. This was clearly a very good idea. What could go wrong? Otto unsteadily got to his feet, his head rushing suddenly. "Wooah." He laughed holding his head, sniffling again and heading to the desk. Scissors... Scissors...

"I can't find any scissorssss." He whined, slamming the drawer shut. "Can't use Tenya. She don't gotta a blade."

<>

Otto held his head suddenly.

"Dude I forgot she's in my head."
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:23 am


"I go'scissors." He nodded. His smile had settled into a burning determination. He would NOT be gay. He would be MANLY.

The braid had to go.

"C'mon. It's not far." Thankfully this was Gale's old room so Bix was in the same stretch of hallway. "You needa lean on me?" He may have been able to walk just a bit better than Otto so he slung the shorter hunter's arm over his shoulders, practically slammed open the door with a boot of a kick, and teetered into the hall and down to his room.

They were probably being pretty loud.

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Bittiface

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:28 am


Oh good! They could use Bix's scissors. It was time to save the man from his own hair.

Otto nodded and readily leaned on Bix for support. This obviously wasn't a big enough warning sign that he was way too drunk to make decisions. "So like, we'll cut off the braid, and then ya won't be a gay pansy." Otto reaffirmed.

"Yshould also consisder a beard. OH! Glue the braid to yer face." Otto laughed bu then looked up seriously. "Wait don't do that. You'd look dumb with a beard. Gotta be like 50 to pull that s**t off."
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:43 am


Bix's immaculate dorm stayed immaculate, even when both bumbling young men found their way inside. Bix tossed Otto onto the bed while he rummaged determined through his desk.

"My beard takes soooo long." He rubbed his chin, a bit of white fuzz there but nothing to even really notice. Rummage. Rummage.

"GOLDMINE!" He yelled, holding aloft a pair of scissors that looked barely used.

"Not'in here though.." He glanced around at his belongings. "Don'wanna clean up hair tomorra."

And Otto was hefted back up before he could fall asleep on the mattress, and carted to the common area. The pair wavered, wobbled, and stumbled there way in.

"Not gonna be a gay pansy anymore!"

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Lucyal

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:56 am


The common room wasn’t empty. Molly had taken to sleeping out there while her room was being dried out, and in that time had ended up being shuffled between a few of her friends’ rooms. Right now though? She was on the couch. It was pretty quiet usually…no one ever really used the common room…but now…

Molly’s messy red headed curly mop poked over the top of the couch, blearily staring at the two hunters who were smashed and…waving scissors around. Molly, needless to say, woke up really fast. She sprung off the couch, throwing her blanket down and stared at them both worriedly.

Um…h…hi guys! What…what are you doing with scissors?”
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