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 Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:04 pm
She wasn't sure if it was safe to fully remove her hands from her face yet. But Bix was looking at the screen again. Right? Maybe. She shuddered. Ohgod, nightmares tonight!
"Amen to that one." Fini muttered, closing her eyes and trying really hard not to freak out over the thought of popping out a zombie baby. Or what they'd just seen....
"No...freaking...way am I having sex...ever again."
Zombie. Babies.
God Damn you Deus!
"Me? Why, so you can pin the blame on me this time?" She rolled her eyes, peeking over his shoulder warily and reading the names on the files. "Allan...hmm...don't know his name. But if he's into that stuff...then maybe...?" Leaning forward, she moved the mouse and clicked on the folder.
Okay this wasn't so bad, was it? Some cartoony - graphic novel - pages with colorful images.
Very colorful images. And very detailed. Impressive for what they were.
Fini's cheeks were going slowly crimson. Much like the girl on the current pages face was. The only difference being the...uh, cause of the flush.
"What the hell is wrong with people here?" She squeaked, losing some of her dignity.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:41 pm
"I dunno.." Bix leaned in, flipping the images. The blushing girls in panties and bras soon became girls covered in mysterious fluids and then there were tentacles. "I think I read this one.." He pointed to one that had some woman pulling a sword out of her.. uh... Bix looked back at Fini and her blush. He pointed. "HA! By the WAAAY... Allan is out Division Lead." He gave her a nudge of the elbow.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:06 pm
She swore she was not a pervert of any kind. In any way. Shape or form. But she couldn't help leaning in a little to look at the images as Bix flipped through them.
It didn't keep her from blushing at the prospect of two humans being able to do something of that nature together.
And what the hell was with that tentacle?!
:: ....you humans are quite interesting. Can you actually do that? ::
Fini made a funny sound, kind of like a choke and a snort. "Wh- No! At least...I don't think so...." She squeaked out loud. Shook her head. Then smacked Bix in the shoulder.
"Hey! I never learned his last name. And I'm sure there are other Allan's on the Island."
A pause.
"Can someone actually do that?" She asked, staring at a very interesting image. Minus tentacles. But more swords.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:11 pm
"Ummm I don't know.. you have a v****a would you wanna try?" He looked grossed out. "Girls are worse than dudes, I swear."
And he flipped to a picture of a japanese girl tied up in the most uncomfortable position and there were just.... Bix had never seen that many wangs in one picture.
"I should just.... bookmark this.. folder.." He coughed and closed it. Another one caught his eye. A folder named JULIE. His face got hot and he smiled a bit wistfully until he opened it.
YAOI. YAOI EVERYWHERE.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:29 pm
"Hey!" She thwacked him again. "I'll admit to being up for a few...kinky things. But not that s**t!" Men! She obviously disagreed with his assumption of girls being worse. Then again...
Fini just stared. And stared a little more. Alright so maybe she'd lost that unspoken argument. Women were totally worse then men.
Or men were just more horny.
As the....image suggested.
"Riiiight. You do that." Fini snorted, giving him a look. Which turned into a face smack when she saw his face turn red again as he clicked the next folder. Yeeep. Men = horny.
And then there was yaoi. ALL OVER. And the first thing that came to her mind, "Her boobs are bigger than mine."
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:39 pm
"Those aren't boobs. That's another guy's...." Bix leaned in and then looked more horrified. "THESE ARE ALL DUDES. KISSING EACHOTHER."
There were penises and more fluids and a ton of guys who were prettier than women doing dirty dirty things to eachother.
Bix actually had to cover his eyes with both hands (peeking through his fingers in amazement). This left the mouse free for Fini if she chose to pick something else... or perhaps look at more gay men.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:03 pm
Now it was her turn to lean in closer and squint at the screen. "Are you sure...." Oh yep. Those were not real boobs. And that was a p***s. Followed by several more.
"That's hot." Whether or not she meant it seriously or sarcastically was another thing entirely.
Swallowing and ignore the fact that yes, she had a fantastic flush to her skin and did it suddenly feel much warmer in that room? Maybe shedding her coat was a good idea.
Annnd that dude was wearing more makeup then she ever had in her life. "Remind me again who is worse then who." Fini murmured, reaching around Bix to grab the mouse. And click through a few pages, shaking her head. Right, closing that one! She threw her other arm around Bix's shoulders teasingly. "You can look again. No more pretty gay men."
Her eyes landed on a folder with a name she actually recognized. She was almost afraid to click it. But damn her curiosity! "How about we try this one."
Said folder Fini clicked on was labeled CLARICE.
Fini may or may not have slightly shrunk into Bix as the folder opened. Hey! Experience had taught her well.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:20 pm
"Hot?! What.. something is wrong with women!" Bix continued to peek and cover and peek and cover until Fini was draped all over him and closed it. He was red. Was it the pictures or the girl on his back? Did he know her like that already?
Apparently.
"CLARICE?" Oh no. But.. immediately nothing was shocking. There were Life lab reports some photos of the campus and a ton of pictures of minipets.
He actually stopped to look at all the minipet photos. THEY WERE CUTE! She seemed pretty keen on foxfires. There was a good 5 minutes of 'aaawing' before he found the diagram instructions for putting on condoms.
"Dammit! I should have known. Has she tried to give you condoms yet?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:57 pm
"There is nothing wrong with us!" Fini scoffed, still flicking through one last page. Maybe this was a sign it had been a while....
:: La la la la, so not listening to you~ ::
"Stop hiding you wimp." She giggled at him, poking him in the ribs. A small smile played at her lips. Looked like Bix was to be the second guy she felt she could be herself around.
And then ADORABLENESS. Several minutes of adorableness. And 'OHGODWANTSOBAD!' Possibly some plotting to try and get one for them. Or just wanting to find some cute plushie. A small pet on the Island was probably a bad idea.
In fact, condoms seemed better to have then a pet. So long as you knew how to use them. Which was why they had this handy dandy little diagram to instruct one how to slide the rubber demon - which apparently could come in bright colors - over one's wang.
Cue awkward pause. "I wonder if that's where those came from." What ever happened to getting chocolates on your pillows?
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:05 pm
"Yes there is! Girls are always trying to get guys to be gay together!" He'd ignore every instance of guys trying to get girls to kiss.....
He was poked and squirmed, writhing in her stifling grip.
"Yeah she's a little crazy about the safe sex." Bix wished he was having some safe sex. But it was one of those fleeting thoughts that having a weener brought to mind. "Not uhh.. using them, huh?"
What a nosey b*****d.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:35 pm
She just gave him a Look. Really? Girls were that bad? "Uh huh. I'll remember that next time we're with Gale or someone of your choosing." Fini promised with snark.
And poked him again. Because he reacted to it.
Right, girls weren't terrible at all.
"Is she?" Fini asked, not having been assaulted by Clarice in regards to safe sex. Geezus, how many times had she thought of sex since they started their snooping.
Maybe she was just in denial and her brain was trying to give her a small break from losing any more dignity. But it took her a good minute to respond to Bix while her brain worked to understand his question. And then she was sputtering and trying to form coherent sentences.
"Wha....why would I...what's it to you?" Her voice was rather high. And squeaky. It was kind of embarrassing. "I just...haven't found the right guy...." Fini muttered, closing the file and relinquishing the mouse to Bix.
"You pick one this time."
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:08 am
"Ah!" Bix struggled but when he struggled she seemed to be trying to keep him still and it was pretty pointless. "Quit that..heh.." Maybe a little ticklish?
"It's nothing to me." Bix retaliated now, digging his elbows backwards into her sides. It wasn't violent but served the same sort of poking duty against her ribs. "Just trying to get juicy info about people doing it." He laughed.
"So like.. not the right guy EVER?" Oh yes. He went there. "Or just on the island?" Dirty monkey.
Bix huffed and squirmed until he'd loosened Fini's grip and tried to pick a new folder. Most of them were just work files and photographs and there didn't seem to be anything remotely related to what he was looking for. Dr. H didn't even seem to have a folder and if he did it must have been hidden or passworded.
"Where would I find games on this thing?"
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:30 pm
Fini smirked and poked him one last time. Because she could. And it was funny to see him squirm. And why yes. She would remember this. And attack those ticklish sides.
She made yet another funny sound, hands flying down to grip his arms and protect her sides from a similar assault. Now if only the same could be done for their current topic of conversation. Which had her falling into crimson territory. "And why would you want to know this 'juicy info'?" Fini paused, staring at the paler man. "You know what, don't answer that. I think my mind is scarred enough for one day."
Or not. Fini choked, torn between laughing out of surprise that he went there and clobbering him because he so went there. ".....you didn't.."
Clobbering him won and she smacked Bix upside the back of the head. A love tap maybe. Or the beginnings of a sibling style smack down.
"Just to satisfy your unrelenting curiosity," Fini said with exasperation, leaning against the chair (and Bix) while eying the screen. "I'm talking just on the island."
Okay, seemed the sexual talk and images they shouldn't be seeing on this computer were over with. And they were on to games! Fini considered the question and shrugged. "Maybe we can enter 'games' in a search?" If there was a search.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:44 pm
"Yoooou sluuut." Bix was all jokes and teasing as long as the finger wasn't pointed at him. He also gave her one last elbow nudge before leaning towards the monitor.
"There's no search thing that I know of.." but these computers were a lot different than normal ones. He clicked things. All the things!
Were was a folder of all graphs. Bar graphs, pie charts, line graphs. Some weird 3d thing that looked like screwed up DNA.
"I don't even... I give up. Wanna go do something else?" He 'pfffffffted' on his exhaled breath.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:05 pm
She scoffed and managed - just barely - not to smack her face in exasperation. What was it with men and their sex addled minds? The world might never know.
"Hey!" Fini grabbed his hair, tugging it backwards (with care) to look him in the eye. "Can't call me a slut until I start sleeping around with everyone. Deal?" Her lips twitched and there was a mischievous glint to her gaze before she released his hair. Which she absently noted felt nice and well cared for.
After the third graph of some sort, Fini had started looking around the rest of the room in boredom. Not that she thought Bix was boring in any way. Just the educational information on the screen that she didn't understand.
"Bout time you did!" She laughed, stretching her arms above her head before liking her fingers behind her neck. "Would love to do something else." A pause. "And if you say sex, your a** connects with the ground." She added with an innocent smile.
Come to think of it, what was there to really do around here besides train? And have crazy pizza battles. Or strange effects from one experiment or another certain someones were conducting. "So what did you have in mind?"
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