Hi guys...

[cheesy nipples]

Oral Steering Wheel

You don't need frosting to make it good, if what it is is already good. Adding more to cover it up and smother everything is a way of hiding something else that isn't near as good. The frosting hides the truth, because the cake is a lie.

No no no! Don't say that! Why are you being so mean?!  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

*eats a slice of freshly baked cherry-elderberry pie*

Nips, you can forgo the cake! We have foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together we can rule the bakery as clerk and pastry chef! Come with me, it is the only way!  

[cheesy nipples]

Oral Steering Wheel

Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

*eats a slice of freshly baked cherry-elderberry pie*

Nips, you can forgo the cake! We have foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together we can rule the bakery as clerk and pastry chef! Come with me, it is the only way!

No! NO! That's not true! It can't be true! I'll never join you!  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Hold on, can't breathe, laughing too hard... Also realize that these quotes are so far out of order...
There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Nips, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your taste! Join me, and I will fill your plate! With our combined deliciousness, we can end this pointless quibbling, and bring order to the table.  

[cheesy nipples]

No! I'll never join the pie lovers! Search your hunger pains, Oral, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your love of pie. There is a love of frosting within you.  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

No can do. The pie is as much a part of me as my thoughts. Fruit and creme dance within the flaky crust, tantalizing my every sense. You know you must leave the cake behind. It is your only chance to be free!  

[Meacorme]

Why not both?

Cause you know.

Both is good.

(HUGS NIPS) Missed ya!!!  

[Reeves]

Guys. Guys guys guys guys guys. Guys.

Four words.

French Silk Chocolate Pie.

Enough said.  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Reeves

Guys. Guys guys guys guys guys. Guys.

Four words.

French Silk Chocolate Pie.

Enough said.

This is the sort of thing that solidifes my argument. And now I seriously need to go bake a pie tonight if I can get to the store.  

[Reeves]

I should make a pie, too. And expect to weigh five to ten pounds more once it's all over.

Excuse me while I go drool.  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Reeves

I should make a pie, too. And expect to weigh five to ten pounds more once it's all over.

Excuse me while I go drool.

I'm thinking a cherry pudding pie, with cherries in it. Or maybe just an almond creme. I dunno...  

[Reeves]

Oral Steering Wheel

Reeves

I should make a pie, too. And expect to weigh five to ten pounds more once it's all over.

Excuse me while I go drool.

I'm thinking a cherry pudding pie, with cherries in it. Or maybe just an almond creme. I dunno...

See, I'm a chocolate cream kind of gal. I'm not much of a fruit person at all. Meat pies, too, are a great savory treat, but fruit pies? Not really my cup of cocoa (because I don't drink tea or coffee).  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Boy. That escalated quickly.

Realizing that an "I'm back" thread devolved so quickly into a pie vs. cake thread that reached "Botched Star Wars quotes" stage by page two is quite an achievement. I haven't gone reached that stage since 2008. And that last one made it all the way to "Monty Python sketch reenactment" stage.  

[Reeves]

Oral Steering Wheel

Boy. That escalated quickly.

Realizing that an "I'm back" thread devolved so quickly into a pie vs. cake thread that reached "Botched Star Wars quotes" stage by page two is quite an achievement. I haven't gone reached that stage since 2008. And that last one made it all the way to "Monty Python sketch reenactment" stage.

...Welcome to the Barely-Knowns, Oral Steering Wheel.

(Loud applause)  

[Whiskey Sunshine]

Reeves

Oral Steering Wheel

Boy. That escalated quickly.

Realizing that an "I'm back" thread devolved so quickly into a pie vs. cake thread that reached "Botched Star Wars quotes" stage by page two is quite an achievement. I haven't gone reached that stage since 2008. And that last one made it all the way to "Monty Python sketch reenactment" stage.

...Welcome to the Barely-Knowns, Oral Steering Wheel.

(Loud applause)

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed, as I have not yet witnessed a garden party turn into a pile of body parts.