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 Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 1:37 pm
"-Jeremy," If anything, she looked... Relieved, almost happy to see him. In fact, she headed straight for him the moment he came into view. As much as he's a lazy a**, he's her lazy a**. Literally and figuratively speaking a**. Giving him a hug - he's special enough to get one from her - she then took the opportunity to grope his butt. Raising an eyebrow, she leaned away, "You've been losing weight-" His butt felt a little bonier than before, "And I love you too, Jeremy."
Her grin had returned full blown.
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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 1:50 pm
Aleister watched a whole army of Blondes appear out of no where. "N-nice to meet you all." He'd seen a few of them. He never really got to talk to them much, but Otto he'd seen around he knew for sure.
He paused to whisper at Ariane, "I told you there was a phoenix." He aimed pookie towards the offending monster. He of course missed when he flinched as the bird came flying towards him.
HP: 31/40
DMG: 8 - 8 = 0
CHRG: 1/3
Other: Death hunter trainee -2 auto dmg.
BOSS HP: 78/99
AUTO DMG: 10
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Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:22 pm
"Ohh, almost forgot one more," She quickly typed in another message, and sent it off.Blade Kuroda Deryk: Need you at dorms asap.
HP: 36/50
Damage: 1
Death Intermediate: subtract 3 from auto damage
Boss Stats
HP: 77
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 2
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 8
Total: 17 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:26 pm
Minutes after Deryk received the text, he came barreling into the dorms at full speed. Ariane needed help? He was THERE. Though, he almost came to a screeching halt as he saw the insanity phoenix that Ariane and a handful of others were dealing with. Oh. So that's what she needed help with?
"..Yikes. Um. Gotta kill this thing? Alright. On it. ManIhopethisdoesn'tendterribly..." he said with a whine towards the end. Taking in a deep breath, he started to run right at the Phoenix of fog before leaping up into the air. As he did so, he called out Tooley and drove the blade right into the Insanity creature.
It was one of the few badass things he manages to do now and then. But it hurt like HELL. Damn jumping into the fog like that did not feel too good.
HP: 43
Damage: 9
Charge: 1/3
Phoenix: 68
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Enoh Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:14 am
Jeremy returned the hug, and when she groped him he groped her right back, because that's how this game was played. Always like that. Her comment about his losing weight was met with an eyeroll, and luckily for his health he bit back whatever comment he had about her weight; in reality, she'd lost some too...but he was also a little angry at her for tricking him again. It happened.
"I know." Was all he said to her I love you, giving her rear a pinch for good luck as he turned to face the Phoenix again, Elsie swinging and smashing against a talon, getting hit in return from a very angry monster bird.
"And err--Hi, Buddy!" Jeremy said, flashing poor Aleister a bright smile as they were somewhat introduced. Somewhat. Most of the others seemed like a blur; okay there was really only one blurr, everyone else he recognized, but it was good to meet new (to him) people!
Hrm...an awful lot of blondes here though...
Ariane received a rather knowing stare. B|
Jeremy
HP: 20/40 (Due to auto damage)
Damage: 4
Charge: 2/3
Extras: Sun bonus - +1 recovery per battle
Boss Stats
HP: 64
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:02 am
Otto: 36/50
Dmg: MISS
Charge: 1/3
Boss: 64
Otto had to double take as he got closer to the group, coming to a realization...
Ariane must have a fetish for blondes.
Of course, in his contemplative stupor he was attacked, nearly sent toppled to the ground. The small teen shook off the hit, mentally noting that after this bird was gone he was out of here.
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Pales rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:08 am
There certainly were a lot of blondes in this place.
Yes, quite a few blondes. He wasn't sure why this was a thing he JUST now noticed, but it was. Maybe he just wanted to deny to himself that there were so many blondes around.
Jude just tried to focus on the phoenix and ended up missing his attack entirely. New spawn. Yay spawning.
He glanced over at Aleister, "Hey," and then went about business as usual. By failing. OMG STATS JUDE'S STATS HP: 36/50 DMG: Nada. Cause he's a winner. Charge: 0/3 Death Stats: subtract 3 from auto damage BOSS STATSHP: 54 Auto DMG: 10 Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread. Spawn: 4
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 10
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:12 pm
Deryk was soon noticing that pretty much everyone here was blonde. Weird.
"Uh. Hey guys. 'Sup?" he blinked now that he had made his entrance. He couldn't focus on the others for too long as the phoenix was right there. It didn't take him long to notice that there were a few more of the fog critters running around than there were when he first arrived.
"It just me or are there more showing up? Not just me right? Man this is bad. Very very bad indeed." he sighed.
Seeing the fog come close, he went ahead and stabbed into it, but not before feeling it peck at him rather sharply. This thing had a huge punch to it. It was no wonder Ariane had called for help. Hell. He wasn't sure if their group here was enough to take this down!
HP: 36
Damage: 6
Charge: 2/3
Boss: 48
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Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 2
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:26 pm
"Yes you did, Aleister," She laughed, grinning before jabbing him in his ribs with her elbow, "Way to prove your point~"
Ariane would like to point out that she did not trick Jeremy. She just did not specify what the 'good time' was. Shame on Jeremy for guttering it. Shame on him, and dishonor on his cow. His groping received a grin, and a wriggle of her eyebrows - he was always so willing to play along - although his knowing stare was dismissed.
"Hey Deryk!" Blonde number #5 here; this was awesome. Somehow she ended up with all the blonde people, and it was magical. She did not plan this, not at all, because it wasn't like she went out to collect blondes hunters. It just happened, and she made the best of it, "Very bad, which is why we're trying to take it down before it generates more~" She sounded way too cheerful saying something that ominous... Maybe she was having a blonde moment.
Striking at the phoenix again, she wondered if maybe there was someone else she could call to help; it seemed to be giving all of them a pretty tough time... Maybe a medic- She paused, and poker faced; she did know a sexy blonde Life hunter with a nice a**...
HP: 29/50
Damage: 4
Death Intermediate: subtract 3 from auto damage
Boss Stats
HP: 44
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 4
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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:41 am
Aleister was aiming at the phoenix when Ariane jabbed him. It caused the blonde death hunter to squeak and look back at her, missing the phoenix.
"I didn't want to prove a point." He said with a frown as he watched more blonde hunters show up. How many where there?? Aleister was starting to lose count whom he'd said hi to.
HP: 31/40
DMG: Miss
CHRG: 1/3
Other: Death Hunter Trainee -2 Auto DMG.
BOSS HP: 44/99
AUTO DMG: 10
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 5
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Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 6
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:23 pm
Apparently 5 blondes wasn't enough. It was probably like having two and a half men anyway. Might as well make it even...And that was all she managed to type and send before the phoenix attacked again, as she somehow managed to clip its wing when it came close.
HP: 22/50
Damage: 5
Death Intermediate: subtract 3 from auto damage
Boss Stats
HP: 39
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 5
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Nio Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:33 pm
There wasn't much to say to a text like that. Robert knew what they were doing in the dorms, and he knew why Ariane, of all people, would have texted him to come join them. So when he showed up, Jezebel was already summoned, and he slid to a stop beside Ariane, with his head slowly rising up, and up, and up, to stare at the phoenix.
He whistled low, under his breath, and took in the other monsters as well.
"Wow.." He whispered in awe, nodding his approval.
Then, he slapped her right on the a** with a runic bandage, turned to her, and grinned a cheshire grin.
"Robert 2, Ariane 1."
HP: 50
Healed Ariane for: 7
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Dragain rolled 8 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 3, 1, 4, 2, 1, 2
Total: 16 (8-32)
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 11:44 pm
"Thanks, big guy," She muttered, and then returned the favor with a slap to his a** - and what a firm a** it was. Probably firmest among all the blondes, "You really need to teach these boys here to be a man, although I hope you're not going to slap their asses too." Was she using reverse psychology here? Maybe.
However, Robert was not enough. The mini phoenix got an a** slapping too, one filled with pain, and delivered by a pair of really big balls.
HP: 22/50
Damage: 14 - Intermediate BC
Death Intermediate: subtract 3 from auto damage
Boss Stats
HP: 25
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 5
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 7
Total: 17 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:25 am
"Yikes. Gotcha. Take down promptly. Yes," Deryk nodded before turning to see Robert join the party as well.
"Hey man!" he greeted. His attention didn't linger on the life hunter for long though. There was still the phoenix thing. And so he turned back around and attacked the creature once more. He watched it fly at him. As it grew closer, he dropped down but only to stab upwards into its belly region with Tooley.
Getting so close to it didn't feel so great though. But he felt like he had made a good mark onto the creature.
HP: 29
Damage: 9
Charge: 3/3
Boss: 16
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Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:35 am
"Good job," She grinned, slapping Deryk on his butt. Apparently that was so big a distraction that she missed the phoenix.
Still totally worth it though.
HP: 15/50
Damage: 0
Death Intermediate: subtract 3 from auto damage
Boss Stats
HP: 16
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.
Total Mobs defeated: 1 | Total Mobs spawned: 6
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