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 Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:26 pm
Aleister sighed, as Leon started ripping shirts and then grabbed his by the back of the neck and he heard it starting to tear. "You do realize you don't have to rip mine off right?" He shook his head as he undid the shirt so that it hung open.
"Happy?"
He paused, "Besides the note clearly says Hunks I don't think I fit that. It also says clean. If I lose any clothing, it's by way of a pokemon. I'm pretty sure whoever set this up would be happier without me stripping." He crossed his arms and looked pretty serious, even if what he said was not serious sounding at all. Poor death trainee must still delirious after wearing that pikachu headband. Actually, he looked towards Gale to see if Gale was on his side.
He looked at his phone, ".... the pants stay." He reconfirmed this with summoning pookie, he'd hit whoever tried to de-pants him. Including the little monster.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:25 pm
Bix had his shirt ripped off by a scary buff man. The room was blinded with the glare off of his skin. The albino hunter was thin but toned and it was clear that archery had helped round out his shoulders and arms. "I liked that shirt.." He pouted. And then a text and he scrambled to cover his pants. "DO NOT RIP THEM OFF PLEASE." He he sloooooowly removed them. He was in his boxer briefs when the monster appeared. It said 'HULK SMASH' on his crotch.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 12:50 am
With the creature's arrival, Marcus was in the middle of pants dropping. Plain. Simple, grey boxers. He almost felt ashamed with the fact they didn't have any print on them.
"If it makes you all feel better, just think, there are worse things that you could be forced to do. Trust me on this. There really are." Get tampons? Deliver tampons to Caelius? Gay posing? Yeah Marcus was a bit lacking in shame for this 'mission'.
Dis summoned the Moon trainee sighed. "Lets get this over with shall we?"
HP: 47
Damage: 3
Mob HP: 7
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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 5
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:32 am
Aleister shifted, "Yeah... uhhh I have to take off my shoes to take off my pants..." He pointed out. "I'm not sure we have time for that if we keep getting pokemon spawned on us."
He aimed pookie at the little terror that was going after Marcus, watching it dissipate before looking around trying to figure out which way would probably be best for them to go. "I just hope Ho-oh doesn't spawn."
HP: 39/40
DMG: 13 - 6 = 7
CHRG: 1/3
MOB HP: Ded
Mob count: 1
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iloveyouDIE rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:49 am
Bix summoned Mina, feeling reaaaaaaaaaaaally weird in his undies. She was hissing laughter uncontrollably in his head and telling him to strike a pose. "Nice.." Was all he said when they cleanly dispatched the first monster.
"C'mon you babies.. get your clothes off like the rest of us. We seem to have a minute." Nothing attacked again for a few moments.
HP: 50 / 50
Damage: --
Charge: -- / 3
2 recoveries remaining
Mob HP: --
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
70
Total: 70 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 6:24 pm
Nidhogg couldn't laugh anymore at his bearers plight, not when there were other people in the same predicament that looked more worse for wear than his old loveable, violent boxer, in their boxers. "Sorry to burst your bubble Bix, i may rip your shirt but I am NOT going anywhere near another guys crotch." he said without batting an eye at the archer and his odd choice in undergarments. No worse than Marcus in his plain fruit of the looms. "i just hope none of you decided on going commando today." he said cheekily as he summoned Nid from his necklace and gave the dragon weapon a warm up swing. "Ho oh?" he asked bluntly at Alestier and his odd terminology. was it pokemon based? gibberish? ALLAN SPEECH? HP: 50/50 DMG: ?? CHRG: 0/3 MOB HP: Mob count: 1
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LP rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:19 pm
Aleister paused, looking at Leon. "Ho-oh the big rainbow bird from pokemon." Perhaps Leon hadn't been introduced to pokemon. "You know, the whole legendary thing?"
It totally fit the bill as far as Aleister was concerned. Of course as Aleister was explaining this some little creature decided to run after him from the mist and snatch at his pants near the hip. "H-hey!" He cried startled trying to pull away, effectively ripping part of his pants, Great. Well, now they could at least see he had boxers on.HP: 39/40 DMG: ?? CHRG: 1/3 Mob HP:Mob Count: 1 Quote: 11-32: A small, semi-solid creature snatches at you with painful claws and teeth. Mob Stats HP: 5 Auto Damage: 2 (hit or miss)
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 11:32 pm
Dis was practically purring, PURRING, in Marcus's head with all the skin showing. This was just what Marcus didn't want but he got anyway. "I hope not Leon, But hey, you might get to play doctor one day." He shuddered. "Okay, well, some much for a joke because I think I just scared myself. The idea of you poking around trying to heal... Yeah. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh." Not that he didn't trust Leon, it was more that Leon did not seem the healing type. As Aleister had his pants ripped, Marcus was trying very hard to Ignore Dis's laughter. "It's a conspiracy. They sent us here to oogle us and god knows what else." HP: 47 Damage:7 Mob HP: DED Mob Count:2
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 3:52 pm
leon let out an indignant huff at the words marcus was saying. "I can heal just fine!" he declared loudly, as if his booming voice could carry the moon hunters concerns away. "I'm in LIFE afterall, just.... never needed to do any healing yet." he tried to say strongly. It was somewhat true. the choice was either heal or defend and most of the time, he opted for the defensive choice. "Secondly I can't trust YOU with any bandages after the last time you got hit by its side effects and tried to ram your tongue down my throat!" he snarled out. he really hoped the flashing lights didn't have any speakers as well. he should have been more concerned about the phoenix that came p behind them, lured in by the frantic flashing lights and yelling, as it let out a resounding cry of attack. "...................... Get those skinny legs and cotton crotch covers in gear, we got a live one!" he said in alarm, chainsaw at the ready. Quote: 1: Grey feathers fall down and a terrible cry echoes throughout the area. A miniature version of the Phoenix swoops down, agitating the fog wherever it goes. Boss Stats HP: 99 Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss) Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread. HP: 50/50 DMG: ?? CHRG: 0/3 MOB HP: Mob count: 1
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LP rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:37 pm
Aleister's face contorted a bit as Marcus and Leon started yelling and, well it just wasn't pretty at all. He was about to say something when another phoenix showed up.
<Oh for jacks sake I don't know who is worse. Them or you.>
"Uh... any of you skilled in uh... defense?" He decided to ask just in case. Of course when he swung pookie at the phoenix he missed and ended up running away from it as it snapped at him.
HP: 31/40
DMG: Miss
CHRG: 1/3
Mob HP:
Mob Count: 2
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 10:59 pm
Sure Leon, yeah you could heal. You healed with your fist. He knew that. But- "******** YOU Leon. Your division made those shitty bandages. I was not myself. Seriously. ********. Band-" Cut off by angry bird, Marcus cursed as he realized he was... the only moon. "God damn it." Holding up his sword, he hoped this wouldn't end badly. HP: 47 Defending whoever posts after me for: 12
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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 11:04 pm
"This is...not good," said Gale, which was completely stating the obvious but that was beside the point.
As was the fact that Gale was definitely trying not to lose any article of his own clothing.
[ HP: 50/50
Damage: 3
Spawn HP: 96 ]
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 3:05 am
"Oh get over the bandaids Marcus." leon hissed out to Marcus and gave the man a pointed glare. "Because with the way this is going, i'm going to need to break out more of the division bandages." he only wished there was more than just the two in his coat pocket.
There would have been more in his pants but..... what pants?
Damn whomever took his clothing. and that irritation was taken out on the mini phoenix as he bashed his way into it.
To hell with what everyone said, he was the healer in the group, and you never mess with the white mage.
HP: 40/50
DMG: 7
CHRG: 1/3
MOB HP: 89
Mob count: 2
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 2
Total: 3 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:41 am
Bix seemed to be too busy following Gale, trying to pull his shirt off. He wasn't able to attack, even when the Phoenix attacked him. "NO FAIR!" HP: 40 / 50 Damage: MISS Charge: 0 / 3 2 recoveries remaining Mob HP: 89 / 99 Mob count: 1
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:42 am
Bix whacked at the Phoenix with his bow when it attacked him and he missed, completely. A very dramatic and flailing whiff was all he seemed to pull off.
It's okay though because he was still focused on getting Gale shirtless.
No homo.
HP: 40 / 50 -Using Recovery-
Damage: MISS AGAIN -_-;
Charge: 0 / 3
1 recoveries remaining
Mob HP: 89 / 99
Mob count: 1
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