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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 9 Total: 13 (2-20)

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:19 am


The island was steadier than the bridge. Harrison stalked towards an abandoned supply pile, hoping there weren't more fog creatures lurking around.

It dove at him again, and he got in a good stab, at the cost of his back.

B0nez has got it handled, he thought. He wasn't gored.

But that one had actually hurt. We getting low? He thought.

We're getting low, B0nez confirmed. "Dammit," He seemed distracted. He wasn't giggling any more.

HP: 10
Damage: 26
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 33/99

Total: 4/10
Toshihiko Two rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 5 Total: 11 (2-20)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:30 am


"DAMMIT," B0nez repeated as the Phoenix knocked them to the ground again. Harrison spun and parried, but the tumble left him raw, and he could feel every part of the ground. Could feel the claws-

B0nez was holding it together as much as he could, but the shield was draining, and they were in a bad spiral.

He swore as his elbow smacked painfully into a rock, and jerked to his feet.

Down, shield's down, I'm out, /quit, B0nez said.

Harrison had lived a good deal of his life without shields. He stumbled towards the same destination, a pile of building supplies, and wove between bricks and wood before ducking behind some hay.

He stayed low to the ground, thought concealing thoughts, and got out his phone.

Prolixity
help @ moon course ~PYON ): hiding in some hay ~PYON shields down hurry ~PYON


HP: 0
Damage: 22
Charge: 2/3
Boss HP: 11/99

Total: 4/10

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice: 3, 3 Total: 6 (2-20)


iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:48 am


"Hello Harrison ~pyon?" Shaking his head, Marcus wished the headbands would stop their magic, pain or not.
"You still here pyon~?" The monster did not look happy in the slightest. "I hope you're not dead pyon~ I really hope not ~pyon."

HP: 40
Damage: 6
Boss HP: 5/99

Total: 4/10
Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice: 100 Total: 100 (1-100)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:53 am


"Marcus, ~PYON!" Harrison said in a stage whisper. He had buried himself in the hay, and was pressed back against it in a semi-terrified fashion.

"Am I glad to see you, my shield's toast, I need - shitshitshitSHIT ~PYON!."

HP: 0

Total: 5/10


Quote:

100: Grey feathers fall down and a terrible cry echoes throughout the area. A miniature version of the Phoenix swoops down, agitating the fog wherever it goes.
Boss Stats
HP: 99
Auto Damage: 10 (hit or miss)
Extra: Use a -8 modifier. For every missed attack, another insanity monster spawns inside the area. You do not need to fight this spawn, but instead ADD it to the area's tally in this thread.

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 1, 4 Total: 5 (2-20)

prolixity

Shameless Enabler

17,150 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Hygienic 200
  • Ultimate Player 200
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:33 pm


Toshihiko Two
Text to Harrison: on my way bark


It didn't take Jordan long to arrive at a run; he took in the situation at a glance and frowned. "Got bandages, bark?" he called to Marcus and Harrison. "I'll keep it busy for a minute. HEY UGLY, WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON ME FOR A CHANGE, BARKBARKBARK!" he yelled, and ran forward to catch the phoenix's attention.

Its claws tore at his shield, but he brought Ferros up and around to return the favor.

HP: 40/50
Dmg: 10
Charge: 1/3

Boss HP: 89/99

Total: 5/10
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:58 pm


"I left my tin in the bunk ~PYON!"

Harrison's ears bobbed worriedly from the hay pile.

"I shouldn't have come out here ~PYON!," he said to himself miserably. "Stupid, ~PYON!. I keep telling folks, ~PYON!" The pyons were worse than hiccups.

I can blow it out of the sky, B0nez said with a sudden determined edge. If you can get me one more hit.

I'm not budging, Harrison thought.

HP: 0
Charge: 2/3

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 6 Total: 11 (2-20)

prolixity

Shameless Enabler

17,150 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Hygienic 200
  • Ultimate Player 200
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:11 pm


"Text Rep or Clerise to grab them, Marcus and I can keep big ugly here occupied till they arrive barkbarkbark," Jordan called. The phoenix wheeled and came around for another pass; Jordan was ready for it this time, and Ferros smashed into the bird with a satisfyingly solid hit. It screeched and lashed out at him with its claws.

HP: 30/50
Dmg: 22
Charge: 2/3

Boss HP: 67/99

Total: 5/10
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:37 pm


"Is Clarice still here, ~PYON? I thought she was going out on that-" he went still as a shadow fell over the haypile.

"-trip, ~pyon!" he said, hushed, and fumbling for his phone any how.

Baneful
on moon course fear shield is down need help ): ~PYON! bring my bandaid tin from the bunk ~PYON!


HP: 0

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:47 pm




Rep eyed his phone at the text and blinked. Well.
That was definitely a new thing, Harrison being the one calling for help.

Frankly, he didn't ******** like it. He better not get hurt.

He turned to bolt to the bunk, rummaging through the various junk they'd managed to amass until he found the bandaids, glaring at them irritably. Why the s**t hadn't he brought these with him?

As he turned on his heel to head topside, he had to wonder if this was how Harrison felt all the time.

On arrival at the fight, the phoenix pretty hard to miss he barked. "Where are you? BARKBARK"

chiickadee rolled 1 10-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-10)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:00 pm


Ami was wandering the training courses looking for a fight. The insanity had left her grumpy and annoyed, and now that it was gone she was even more grumpy and even more annoyed. Her own strange affliction was gone, so why wasn't their area beautiful as well?

The fight came looking for Ami though, as the moon boys came into view. She rolled her eyes, expecting them to just be goofing off, only to find they were actually looking somewhat worried. They were still wearing their headbands too, which made Ami grimace. At least she wasn't the only one, but they all looked ridiculous and hideous. This thing was going into a pyre when she got back to the base.

"Need help pyon~?" she mocked, stepping in front of Jordan with her glaive extended, blocking hits that came towards him. "Where's the third one that's always with you pyon~?" she asked, referring to Harrison.

HP: 40/40
DMG: 8 (blocked for Jordan)
Charge: 0/3

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:02 pm


"Here- ~PYON!" Harrison said desperately in another stage whisper.

His pink ears poked nervously out of the hay before disappearing again.

HP: 0
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:05 pm




Rep caught sight of the ears and looked very nonplussed before climbing up to reach into the haypile and hopefully magic a rabbit out of it by grabbing him by a shoulder.

"Here. ******** bandages Barkbark. WHERE IS YOUR MOON?" Harrison would get a shake or two. "Who defends the defender? Bark?"

He handed over the bandages with a glower.

"You had me ******** worried. Bark!"


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 1 Total: 9 (2-20)

prolixity

Shameless Enabler

17,150 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Hygienic 200
  • Ultimate Player 200
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:10 pm


"Thanks, Ami, bark!" Jordan said, giving her a quick smile. "Help's always appreciated, bark." The phoenix dove again; this time, Ami deflected its claws, and Jordan stepped to the side to hit the creature as it passed.

Ferros roared and seethed with flame; Jordan grinned. "One fried chicken, coming up, barkbarkbark!"

HP: 28/50 (defended for 8 by Ami)
Dmg: 18
Charge: 2/3

Boss HP: 49/99

Total: 5/10
Toshihiko Two rolled 1 12-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-12)
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:18 pm


"I am a Moon, ~PYON!" Harrison said irritably, yanking a bandaid out of the tin and slapping it on, "and I texted everybody but they didn't show up until after I was already birdseed, ~PYON!"

He sounded slightly hurt at that admission.

HP: 4

Toshihiko Two

Sugary Marshmallow


Baneful
Crew

Dramatic Hunter

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:26 pm




Rep's irritable frown may or may not have softened a bit at that. "Then the other moons are lazy s**t heads. BARKBARK."

He glanced over his shoulder as the movement of the swooping phoenix nearby caught his eye quickly followed by a flicker of light as Ferros was swung. Jordan was here already, good. And being defended too.

He debated helping out, he might just end up another target with only one not-beaten up moon.

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