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Scathach13

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 pm


When Kairi suggests they leave together on the raft "just the two of us!" have Sora procead to be violently ill, actually vomiting off the edge of the dock. Bonus points if he continues to have the dry heaves afterwards.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:38 pm


Ha ha, those are hilarious!! rofl Oh, I think I've got one!:

When Sora and Kairi are in the Secret Waterway and Kairi gives Sora her good luck charm, promptly have Sora shred it into a bunch of tiny little pieces, then throw said pieces into the water, and proceed to walk away.

How's that? Not very good, huh? sad

B.N.A.P.Hime


Scathach13

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:16 pm


I said something similar to that before, but it involved the fire pots... The idea's okay, but you need a sence of... amusement, not just plain tourture. A few sarcastic comments or making it look like an accident go a long way. I'm sure you can come up with something better if you want to. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:12 pm


Scathach13
I said something similar to that before, but it involved the fire pots... The idea's okay, but you need a sence of... amusement, not just plain tourture. A few sarcastic comments or making it look like an accident go a long way. I'm sure you can come up with something better if you want to. 3nodding
Yeah, I probably can, but I was too tired at the moment to put a lot of thought into it... sweatdrop

B.N.A.P.Hime


Dahmi

Devoted Lunatic

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:39 am


have*snickers* We have to get this published and made into a real book. I know alot of people who'd buy it (including me). It's kind of like one of those 'suicide bunny' books (isn't that what they are called?). So great.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:28 am


When you see Kairi's dead body in Hollow Bastion, dance around singing, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" Bonus points if you sing very off-key.

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Scathach13

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:30 pm


Takana Kaza
have*snickers* We have to get this published and made into a real book. I know alot of people who'd buy it (including me). It's kind of like one of those 'suicide bunny' books (isn't that what they are called?). So great.


I LOVE that series! xd

Of course, if we tried to publish it in the US, we'd probably get sued... mad

But in Japan... as a doujinite... That's another matter. twisted
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:54 pm


SojiroSetas_Girl
When you see Kairi's dead body in Hollow Bastion, dance around singing, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" Bonus points if you sing very off-key.

*gets bonus points* W00T!

QueenOfMallets
Crew


Scathach13

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:05 pm


When they're seperating at the end of the game, have Sora collapse to his knees and yell out "THANK YOU, DEAR GOD! YES! YES!"
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:31 pm


Scathach13
When they're seperating at the end of the game, have Sora collapse to his knees and yell out "THANK YOU, DEAR GOD! YES! YES!"

rofl Thats great rofl

Dahmi

Devoted Lunatic


Scathach13

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:14 pm


Well, it's what a lot of us would do... ^^

Right before Sora stabs himself to release Kairi's heart, have him pause. Then shudder. He mumbles "Oh yeah - it's worth it all right, anythings better than having... that in me... ew..." He then entusiastially plunges the keyblade in his chest, saying something along the lines of "thank god it's gone" as Kairi's heart floats out.

In the scene where he turns back from being a heartless, and she hugs him, have him start screaming instently, and yelling "IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS SO BAD IT KILLED MY HEARTLESS FORM!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:35 pm


It's easy. Just throw water on her. I mean, that melts witches, right?

This would be #59, I think.

Ipoku


Torrina Shirogane

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:44 pm


Ipoku
It's easy. Just throw water on her. I mean, that melts witches, right?

This would be #59, I think.


*cackle* Love that one. ^^
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:33 pm


SojiroSetas_Girl
When you see Kairi's dead body in Hollow Bastion, dance around singing, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" Bonus points if you sing very off-key.


xd That's great.

All these are hilarious. I'll have to come up with some of my own, but I can't think of any right now.

pixisticks


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:14 am


*laughs* I go here if I'm having a bad day. XD

(will put a new one later)
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