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Ulmuka's mailman didn't have as scandalous an alternate outfit. It was either a uniform with shortsleeves and shorts, or full length sleeves with a jacket. Being fashion conscious he picked the fully clothed set.

"I always just mash the buttons. You move the sticks for direction. If you push up they will jump. Ummm some buttons are punch some are kick and then the top ones are special moves."

Muka kept looking down at his controller when he hit a button and back up at the screen. The 'STAGE SELECT' screen came up and he hurried it along but pressing this button on 'Random'. After an automated scroll-through it stopped on 'ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!'

"The one top button is block! I forgot to tell you!" Ulmuka was all about fair play so he was trying to fill Yin in about anything he could. "Ok we get a countdown and then we fight. Ready? And it's best out of 3!"

Muka giggled as their fight began. His mailman flailed at the sexy fireman and the fireman flailed back. Sometimes they were punching air and other times one of them would just hold down the block button for an extended, frustrating, amount of time. Muka had actually managed to pull of his 'super fight letter throw' move, only to have it be blocked.

Eventually the fireman had set the mailman on fire and while proclaiming victory, put out the burning corpse.

"You win!" Muka giggled. "It's more fun when both people don't know what they are doing."

The music began again and the mailman rose, shaking off some ashes, and resumed a battle pose.

Round Two.. FAITO!

Ulmuka gasped as the fireman pulled out an axe. He looked at his own controller, mashing buttons, but all the mailman seemed to have was a mail bag. Their battle this round was fierce and close. The fireman's axe did a lot of damage but it was slow. The mailman was faster and actually tossed the mailbag on the fireman's head once or twice, stunning him before punching.

Ulmuka was surprised that either of them had managed to pull off so many moves!

The fight came down to the wire and Ulmuka ended up losing again by a sliver of a bar in health.

"You are very good at this!" A menu popped up saying 'Rematch? Choose new characters?'

"Would like to try someone new?" Muka was keen to use the large breasted nurse character.

"I only have played a few times with my brother. I always use the mailman." He quickly picked the nurse. He wondered if real human nurses exposed as much skin as this one did. She had on a tight fitting white dress with a slit up the thigh and extra large, jiggling breasts. The nurse held a large syringe in one hand and a IV pole with miscellaneous bags of fluid hanging off of it in her other hand.

"Do you think all human nurses look like this? Is this standard uniform?" He questioned aloud as she sturck a battle pose... with extra jiggle.

Once again the random stage was chosen, this time it was 'AMUSEMENT PARK'.

ROUND 1.. FAITO!

The nurse, it turned out, was not as fast as the fierce judge. He hammered the hell out of her and regardless of her jiggle, the syringe didn't do enough damage. It was a much quicker fight, the mantis once again on top.