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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:36 pm
 Audio log, January 6th. Contact Team Maniac.  Aidros: So, someone explain this tank to me again. Waynebrizzle You really don't pay attention during briefings, do you? That's the Operational Reconnaissance Platform- Heavy variant. Mark 13. We call it Orphie. Full automated, some sort of AI thing.   Kaze: Well, there it goes. Everyone into position. Snipers by the wheels and on the ramps, artillery at the top of the ramps. Scouts, around the UFO, one on each side.
*silence*
Dulnair: Damn, somebody wants a promotion. You heard him. Fan out!
*sounds of grumbling*
Haru: In position. We ready?
Kuzodav: Still funneling out, but we've got enough eyes on you.
*Whirring sound*
Kuzodav: ALPHA!
*plasma discharge*
Waynebrizzle: Holy s**t! He almost got me!
*gunshot*
Ootand: Another Northwest! J's exposed!
Aidros: Firing.
*three round burst*
Ootand: I think you hit him once. Can you not shoot the ground?
*three round burst*
Ootand: Apparently not. Stand back.
Kuzodav OH SHI-
*EXPLOSION*
Haru Gah!
Kaze: Man down!
Haru! I'm alive! I just have enough shrapnel in my leg that I wish I wasn't. Get good soon, Oot!
J:*Sighs, sound of pistol clearing leather*
*gunshot
J Target down.
Dulnair: *swoon*
Haru: Ugh, ********. Getting in position. J, check those houses and come join me so we can check out the inside of this thing.
ORP-H-13: *ALERT TONE*
Waynebrizzle: Tank's picking up movement in that shack!
J: Alright, in position. Cover me. Are we sure on that movement?
Waynebrizzle: Pretty ******** sure, yes!
J: Dulnair, cover me. Time to introduce ourselves.
Dulnair: You got it, baby.
*external door opens*
J: Huh. Well, that was easy.
Ootand: Alright, Kuzodav and I will stay here. The less I rush, the less I blow us up again. We'll provide suppressing fire. You guys advance across the cornfield. Haur, you good to lead a team through the hedges?
Haru: In the hedges now. How're you gonna scale that wall without exposing yourself to fire?
ORP-H-13: *DANGER TONE*  *EXPLOSIONHaru: Oh.  Waynebrizzle: Contact!  *EXPLOSION*  Kaze: Everyone move up, this is the last one! Adiros: Conta-  *EXPLOSION Aidros God DAMMIT! Waynbrizzle Alright, that should be-  *ufo external doorEveryone: Wait, what?! *ufo external door  *gunshot* Dulnair:: Target down. Can someone tell me what the ******** just happened? Ootand: Didn't look like he was armed. Must have seen his guys die and panicked. Ran in, ran out, got shot. Dulnair: I don't care, let's not let that happen again. Tag the bodies, stabilize Haru, and let's get the ******** out of here. MISSION COMPLETE
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:48 pm
DIROPS Log: Early January 7th. Not exactly a magnificent first op, but considering how much meat we'll be feeding into the woodchipper, I'll take it.  Capturing the UFO intact was a boon, but we stripped it and blew it the hell up. I don't like the idea of having a piece of tech we can't use taking up space, especially if it has a beacon of some sort on it. We'll learn how they work and make out own.  Kaze gets a promotion for firing the first shot in the defense of Earth, at the very least. Dulnair gets one for putting down a potential threat. both displayed adequate leadership qualities. We'll nurture those, provided they survive.  With Haru on the mend for a month, operative Cabron is being promoted to temporary scout duty. We've requested a transfer to make up for the loss. As for operative Ootand, no disciplinary action will be taken. His next deployment will see him using the autocannon as an alternative. Marked success will merit a permanent change in his loadout. That's all. I need a drink.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:05 pm
And then Aidros tanked for days? lolololol
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:41 pm
Sorry about shouting at everyone while we were out there. It just seemed like they were good ideas at the time. I'll try to tone down the yelling a bit next time. ^^;
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:53 pm
rofl Kaze: You were fine, "sir".
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:09 am
Also totally bookmarking this page.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:21 am
Oh, you'll be fiiiine. *looks at your med charts* ...He'll never walk again. ; -; Also, why am I not surprised Dul would be covering my rear. xd @ Kaze- No need for apologies sir! *salutes*
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:19 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:19 pm
An inquiry has been made about potential gender biases in XCOM. I can confidently say this is false.
Female operatives Aidros, Cabron, Thundermist, and Dulnair are all capable in combat, and Dulnair is on a command fast-track.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:49 pm
Not a girl, just an alien spy. That's why I did so well. ;D And people, your species is just UNFABULOUS. We're gonna have to do a complete makeover. We're talking zap chambers, skin transplants, and a slave chip hooking you up to the computer hive mind. Also a bit of continental feng shui, and GURL, your organs need some serious color coordination, my alienspacegod.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:14 am
Allegro An inquiry has been made about potential gender biases in XCOM. I can confidently say this is false. Female operatives Aidros, Cabron, Thundermist, and Dulnair are all capable in combat, and Dulnair is on a command fast-track. >:I
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:47 am
Decavolty Allegro An inquiry has been made about potential gender biases in XCOM. I can confidently say this is false. Female operatives Aidros, Cabron, Thundermist, and Dulnair are all capable in combat, and Dulnair is on a command fast-track. >:I
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:14 am
Sirs, all I'm saying is that Mizu was basically asking for it. He was standing at the very edge of the possible explosion radius, and I had to take a quick shot!
IT WAS THAT b*****d, ALIEN-LOVING, SON OF A b***h: PHYSICS.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:43 am
The Betman Sirs, all I'm saying is that Mizu was basically asking for it. He was standing at the very edge of the possible explosion radius, and I had to take a quick shot! IT WAS THAT b*****d, ALIEN-LOVING, SON OF A b***h: PHYSICS. Heh. You're justifying it as though you'll ever ever get in trouble.
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