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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:04 pm
And you marry...but you're just one of his many wives.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 pm
You can. But you'll fall face first into the ocean if you manage to go faster than .01 miles/per hour.
I wish I had better earphones.
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Spottedteddybears Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:19 am
You do. But 5 seconds after you got them they fell into a bottomless pit full of lava. What a waste of moneh. sad
I WISH I WAS AWESOME-ER THAN I AM NOW!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:05 pm
Congrats your more awesomer than you were! But two minutes after you read this someone becomes more awesomer than you.
I wish my cousins/aunts/uncles actually realized my existance. AND SEND ME A CHEAP CHEESY $1 BIRTHDAY CARD!!!
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Briarcliff Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:06 am
- - - » The End is the Beginning Granted, upon their realization of your existence, you are now constantly pestered to go to a plethora of family gatherings (large and small) and one (and in some cases more) relative will show up at your home everyday preventing you from getting any sort of work done. Oh, and those birthday cards either have annoying tunes playing when you open them or give you a paper cut when opening the envelope. (Happy Birthday?)
I wish it were warmer here. The Beginning is the End - - - »
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:59 pm
Granted, but you realize you are a snowman and die of heat stroke.
I wish I have more time to procrastinate.
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Spottedteddybears Vice Captain
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Briarcliff Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:22 pm
Don't know what exactly to say to that...IGOTSIT!!! You get more time to procrastinate, but you spend so much time procrastinating, that you don't get any work done.
I wish...oh gosh...idk what to wish for...I wish...to be 18, a legal citizen! (I wanna get a tattoo and dye my hair purple and not have to be a forced roman catholic anymore!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:53 pm
Granted!
Unfortunately you got kciked out the house and spent your money on unnecessary stuff.
You are now... homeless. ( HOBO!!!! )
I wish I had more money. e n e
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Briarcliff Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:56 pm
Coming right up! But fair warning...you will spend it all within the first five minutes of obtaining it, afterwards, you will result into using credit cards for everthing, thus pushing yourself farther and farther into debt.
I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons...i can't remember what comes next. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:34 pm
"In a land apart." And you can.'Cept one slaps you in the eye with it's wing,you go blind,and are no longer able to fly with dragons because you can't see where you're going.Oh!And you don't know the place very well so you can't just fly around knowing your way.And the dragons are mean so they won't help you.
I wish I had a white tiger fursuit.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:16 pm
Granted, but you realize five minutes after you get it that it is knawing on your arm, and you bleed to death.
I wish I could live in a world full of all my favorite anime characters.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:54 pm
Granted! But you forgot there are a bunch of villains and they follow the characters in, creating the "ultimate world of tea party darkness".
I wish I had a life.
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Spottedteddybears Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:55 pm
YAYS for you. You got a life...except that life is spent alone in some creepy old house down the road that all the neighborhood children say is haunted. You will eventually die alone with 20 cats.
I wish I had more iTunes credit. Some songs I really want to get right now...
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:36 pm
Granted! You do! You get a $25 iTunes gift card from a distant cousin for your birthday. But you realize after many a try that it is fake. Darn. After a nice long rant to your parents, you find out the cousin is DEAD. Which makes you wonder WHO sent you this fake gift card...
I wish I had unlimited supply of lemonade. (yum yum)
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Spottedteddybears Vice Captain
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Briarcliff Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:41 pm
Here's some lemonade! But...much like my crappy iPhone's battery that was at 100percent battery last night, you will lose half of it by some unknown force after you have taken a drop from the glass.
(back story time! now since I have weird sleeping hours, I was listening to the sounds of rain on my phone to get me to sleep faster, while it was still plugged into the wall charging. I did fall asleep, and woke up again around 1:00 in the morning. I realized I still had it on, and I shut it off, still at 100percent battery. The next hours later when I wake up again, the battery is at 100percent, and the only thing I do is check the weather. I took my phone with me to school, and I glance at the battery and it says 56percent!)
I wish
To ditch
thine fear
of heights
(Was that in Iambic Pentameter? I think so)
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