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 Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:06 am
Clarice simply stared for a moment and then wrote a few quick notes, "Oh, well, Caelius is pretty powerful, so I wouldn't put it past him. Unfortunately, that's all I'm allowed to give you for the moment, there's some side effects from using too many bandages at once, and you can never be too careful." Now she's concerned about his safety? Smiling brightly, Clarice led him to the door, "I really appreciate you trying these out for me, I think we got a lot of really great data from this."
She paused and considered his other broken finger, such a shame to leave it that way. "If you want to try using more natural healing methods to speed things along, you should talk to our resident therapist. Just follow the motivational posters."
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:34 am
"Oh that Witch Caelius is awful! Simply awful!" He muttered, "When I get a bucket of water I shall pour it on him and make him melt away." He said determinedly as he hopped off the table and followed, "Oh! It is no problem Godmother! I enjoyed being ever so helpful! Thank you for trusting me for such a wonderful task." He gave Clarice a brief hug whether she was prepared for it or not.
Jude seemed to hesitate a moment, "Yes I should do something about the other finger. Step Mother will be very, very cross if I do not do all of my chores just be cause of a broken finger it needs to be fixed," he said sagely and then went about wandering down the hall following the motivational posters.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:47 am
The posters lead to a hallway filled with music. As Princess Judith reaches the end of his journey, he encounters a large mysterious sage in a sparkling purple leotard, playing the panpipes. As his song finally tapered off, he turned to the princess and greeted her solemnly, "You were drawn here by the power of my positivity weren't you? Weren't you, ********> And that must mean you have some sort of negativity dwelling in your spiritual core, ******** your s**t up because of like magnetism and s**t, right?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:55 am
Princess Judith of Deathia had paused and waited for the Sage to finish his song on the panpipes and then when addressed Princess Judith gave a rather nice curtsey toward him, "Yes! How did you know?" the Princess sounded amazed all while still grinning and still unable to stop for the moment.
He held up his casted fingers for the Sage's inspection, "I had been injured by the Wicked Witch known as Caelius. Godmother Clarice has healed my one finger but my other is still helplessly wounded," he sounded sad but he was grinning.
"It is the most wicked curse!" The slash on his back was nothing compared to this broken digit. Nothing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:26 pm
"b***h, you gotta be careful around Caelius! That is one bad dude, and he will mess your s**t up just because he can. Personally, I feel he needs to find a more constructive outlet for his aggression. But enough about that ********, let talk about you. Now if Clarice went and healed some of your s**t, you're probably already harnessing the Power of Positivity, coaxing the world around you to meet your needs. Which is also likely how you found me, so this a good start, yo, a real good start. But to fully access the power within, you need expose yourself more fully to the world. Now fortunately I have just what you need."
What Princess Judith needed was, apparently, a purple and teal leotard. "This should fit you just perfectly." It would actually be a bit tight in several fairly embarrassing areas. "Get this ******** on asap so we can do some zen healing and s**t."
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:17 am
"I am afraid, Brave Sage, that Caelius and I are probably destined to face off. I only hope to find a bucket of holy water before then," Princess Judith said with a soft wistful sigh. It would either come down to a fight between him and that witch or a beautiful prince could save him because the stupid Caelius put him under a sleep spell. *A*
Princess Judith's mind fluttered off to the realms of fantasy for the moment. A beautiful prince with beautifully tousled curly hair and...
His mind came back to reality when suddenly there was a leotard offered to him, "Oh my! Yes this is probably much better."
The Princess only took a moment to shuffle to a point where he could dress properly without being viewed it was far too scandalous for a princess of his caliber to be seen undressing and redressing even in front of a wise man. Luckily it only took a few moments considering the wound on his back and his one broken finger still bothering him.
"Alright I am ready," he announced, still grinning, still red headed, still Princessy. If Jude had been in a normal mind frame he might have rejected the leotard. Lucky thing for Killzone Princess Judith had no qualms against such attire.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:39 am
Killzone nodded at the princess with full approval, "Yeah, you're a lot more fit than I had previously thought. Good on you, bro, good on you." With a heavy clap to the back, the hunter led Judith toward what appeared to by a....mechanical dolphin. "Right so, while dolphin therapy is generally what I would recommend for the enhancement of your spiritual healing process, currently we are sans dolphins because some kid decided to be all Free Willy with out last one and then it got eaten by a ********> kraken." He patted the dolphin's saddle, "But my peoples in Life made this one, and so you're all in luck like a ******** leprechaun or some s**t. So get your a** up on there and we'll start with some gentle gliding, aight?" Soothing music marks the beginning of Judith's ocean adventure, Killzone soon accompanies it with his panpipes. PLAYING WITH KILLZONE'S DOLPHIN: ASTROGLIDE Roll 1 4d 1: The mechanical dolphin catches on fire! -15hp 2: The mechanical dolphin makes a happy sound as Judith rides it through the tranquil ocean of healing. + 5hp 3: The mechanical dolphin goes a little wild, bucking Judith off! - 10 hp 4: The mechanical dolphin begins to glow with a soft pastel rainbow of runes. The light envelopes Judith, and when it fades, not only is he healed, but he looks strangely beautiful for the rest of the week. Anonymous love poems follow him for months to come.
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Pales rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:44 am
"Oh! Why thank you very much, Sage," Judith said to the compliment as he followed along to the mechanical dolphin. The princess' eyes widened in delight, "Oh how marvelous! Dolphin therapy? How exotic!"
Clearly the Princess was very easily impressed in his current state. Without much coaxing needed Judith hopped right onto the dolphin. The adventure (and his luck of the leprechaun) was short lived as the mechanical object suddenly bucked around a couple of times and sent Jude flying off of it with a heavy and very indelicate thud.
If Judith could pout he would have but his face was frozen like an aging Cougar's face riddled with Botox injections. It was fair to say that the Princess felt winded from the impact.
HP: 35
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:53 am
The large man shook his head sadly, "You need to live in that tranquil ocean, bro. You need to ride out those rough waves under the guidance of the spirit beast underneath you. Now get the ******** back on and here, wear this. It think it may help." This, happened to be a rather dazzling cowboy hat."Let's turn it up a notch!" PLAYING WITH DOLPHINS: REVERSE COWGIRL Roll 1 4d 1: The mechanical dolphin becomes livelier than anyone thought possible, and jumps out the window. As Princess Judith holds on, it eventually makes its way out to sea, taking him with it. Eventually he washes up on shore, with his finger healed and hypothermia. KO 2: The ride is so smooth and pure, it is as if Princess Judith has become Princess Judith of the Dolphin People. A double rainbow of healing forms from the unleashed freedom of both mount and rider as their spirits combine. + 15hp 3: The mechanical dolphin suddenly stops. Out of order. Depression hits Judith like a sledgehammer to the soul. -10 hp 4: The mechanical dolphin begins to squirm and wriggle underneath princess Judith, making small happy sounds. Eventually, as it grow ever more frantic and excited, a fountain of sparkled bursts out of its air hole, covering the princess with its sparkling love and happiness. The broken finger is healed!
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Pales rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:56 am
After a moment of recuperation and catching his breath he had a hat on his head and simply nodded. Princess Judith of Deathia would not be outdone by a fake dolphin! Then again one would guess the dolphin was as real as anything else mechanical or not.
Getting back on with the new Hat of Wonder on his head the ride went much better and he even felt a lot better from all the bad things that had happened to him prior. It didn't seem to fix his one finger but at least Judith wasn't feeling like she was being slowly torn apart by things either. Wait were those rainbows? Magnificent. There was but one thing he could do. Lift his arms up to the air and beam magnificently.
Forget the fact that he was still grinning from earlier mishaps with bandages.
"I don't think my finger is healed but I feel so much better!" He called out.
HP: 50
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:48 am
Killzone did a celebratory touchdown dance at the successful ride, "Oh yeaaaah, ******** ride that Flipper ********, yeaaaaah!" He flips a switch and the dolphin's movement becomes faster, plunging deeply, over and over into the thick, heaving waves of Spiritual Well-being. DOLPHINQUEST: THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK A BIT QUESTIONABLE Roll 1 4d 1: The dolphin ride proves to be electrifying in a number of ways, as sparks fly between the rider and mount, due to a malfunctioning rune. Judith gets zapped several times before he passes out. KO + an afro for several days 2: The music changes, and Judith is encouraged to "NOT LET GO ********" but sadly, he does let go. But the dolphin's love for him is so great that it sacrifices the last of it's energy to save him. TRAGIC LOVE AFFAIR + healed finger 3: The mechanical dolphin's eyes suddenly turn red as it rises up to strike against its human overlords. DOLPHIN KICK b***h! - 25 hp 4: Judith is now one with the dolphin. Judith is a dolphin. Dolphins don't worry about broken fingers. Dolphins don't even have fingers. Through the power of mental rejection, the broken finger is now whole once again. However Jude spends the next several hours thinking he's dolphin, and the next week regretting that isn't one. Dreams of coasting along the ocean waves haunt him long after. His finger was healed, but was it worth the longing that remains in his heart?
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Pales rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:50 am
There comes a point in every young Princess' life where things start to change in the most wonderful way. On the dolphin he awakened to his true memories. No, he was not Princess Judith of Deathia. He was Princess Judith of the Dolphin Realm but evil, evil Caelius had cursed him to the land and he was just now beginning remember all of this. The magical ride with the mechanical dolphin reminded him of all of this and soon he forgot about the cast on his fingers but not only that - his fingers were both healed (or should we say flippers). By the time the experience was done he crawled to stand on his two feet once more but unsteadily, it was hard to stand on one's tail.
Somewhere along the way his cast had been lost as he held up his healed hand.
"Thank you kind Sage of the Land Mammals. I am most appreciative of your efforts," he said with a happy tone and even with a couple of clicks of the tongue for added flavor.
..Yeah Jude was definitely screwed in the head for a while.
"I must get back to the ocean soon or my people will miss me~!" Yes, this was a major concern for the Dolphin Princess who was currently able to speak human tongue (with some clicks or a strange 'eee-eee' accent now and again). Judith was a special dolphin. So special.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:21 am
Killzone was willing to call this a resounding success on his part, "Yeah, we kicked that negativity curse to the curb, bro. You go ahead and dominate the ocean of life with the power of your positivity and ride through the waves on the sleek, supple form of your spirit beast." He nodded proudly, opening the door for Princess Judith of the Dolphin Realm. "You can keep the powersuit and hat, yo, you've earned them."
He was totally going to compose a new song on his panpipes about Judith's beautiful journey toward self-actualization.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:41 am
"Oh! Thank you so much," Judith took a moment to collect his old clothing before he waddled toward the exit. "You are the most wonderful healer Land Mammal. Thank you once more for the healing and everything." Such a thankful and happy Princess Dolphin was he.
Yes, later he might be a little less thankful but for now? He totally owed everything do this healer.
With a bit of a waddle and a hop he left the realm of the one known as Killzone.
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