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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (2-12)
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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:11 pm
 "MORK. I'm right here... enjoying the view." The words came from behind the trio, the elf's sultry gaze locked on Jericho's tight a**. "Oh, Mork, you should get a load of this," the elf continued, placing a small, moist hand on the dragon's thigh and giving the flesh there a nice squeeze. It was a little rough, but the dragon looked like the type that could... handle it. DRAGON. a**.Elf Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: 3 to Jericho HP: 13/13
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:17 pm
Feeling some pain in his leg, Jericho glanced around to see that two elves had come along to pester him. What the hell was the one doing to him?! "BACK OFF!" he snarled before moving away, flicking his tail at the one that had squeezed his leg. HP: 32 Damage: 0 Status: Getting molested
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:18 pm
Riley felt Malodore helping her up, and she turned back around to give it a soft expression. It was a very sweet gesture, and she made the best of it by using the help to pull herself up with as little damage to the strain on her body as possible.
When she finally slid up onto him, she caught sight of a little elf pinching his thigh. Her head leaned back, and one tentacle reached out to try and smack it off of him.
Get away, pest.
HP: 40
Damage: 2
Target: pinchmonster's elf
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medigel rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:57 pm
"I . . . see what you mean." Mork caught the lower half of Riey's body and oggled it openly. " HUBBA HUBBA. Could use more meat up top though." ElfDamage: lolnoHP: 13/13
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:00 pm
Hert screeched as Riley's tentacles snapped at him. "You're looking at the wrong one, Mork! That one has ... has ... well, on second thought, I do like the purple one's tentacles. So... flexible." He clicked his tongue and wiggled his thick eyebrows at Riley. Elf Attack roll: 2 d6 Damage: yeah, no HP: 11/13
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:02 pm
Riley tried to tentacle slap the elf away some more, but at the mention of being more flexible, her tentacles retreated.
..Ah. Elves. Almost as disgusting as gnomes.
HP: 40
Damage: Robert 0
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:04 pm
Jericho stared at the two for the moment, listening to their babbling. They were getting hit on by a pair of elves.. weren't they? With a snarl, he snapped at the closer one with his jaws, hoping to bite the thing in half. "I don't do JOY elves," he rumbled, "And neither does she!"HP: 32 Damage: 9 Status: Attacking Mork
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medigel rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:20 pm
". . . Hert, you lied to Mama!" Mork screeched, face turning red with embarassment and rage. "YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING BETTER. YOU DIDN'T GO TO ANY OF THE MEETINGS, DID YOU."And then, as if to say this was her fault, (and perhaps inspired by the dragon's biting) the elf launched himself at Riley's head with a mouth full of not-so-sharp teeth. Still, flailing limbs had to account for something, right? ElfDamage: 6 to RileyHP: 4/13
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:22 pm
"YOU AND MAMA DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS ISN'T A SICKNESS. IT IS JUST HOW I AM, MORK!!" The elf was far too indignant to attack anything. Elf Damage: no ty HP: 11/13
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:27 pm
It was one thing to have inappropriate lines being spewed at you from tiny Joyful creatures. It was entirely another to have one of them LAUNCH themselves at your face.
Riley let out a high pitched scree, clawing at the little creature on her face. She was not happy.
HP: 34
Damage: 1
Target: Mork (you dorks, don't think idk what your names are)
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:28 pm
Blech. These elves tasted horrible. Recoiling from the flavor, he shook his head before trying to see if he could attack another way. It wasn't easy to reach them given their current positioning. HP: 32 Damage: 0 Status:
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medigel rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:32 pm
"That's always your excuse!" Mork yelled as he fought with the illithid's tangley hair and claws. "YOU ARE A FAILURE, HERT. MAMA CRIES WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU. PAPA DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU EXIST ANYMORE. LOOK AT YOURSELF, HERT, YOU'RE ADDICTED. TO ASSES."Unfortunately for Riley, this was all spat out right in her face. At least the elf had a mint before coming? ElfDamage: 3 Cool Mountain Breeze bubblegum breath damage to RileyHP: 3/13
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:38 pm
"PUT YOUR PAWS UP," Hert screeched, "CAUSE I WAS BORN THIS WAY, BABY!" And then he danced. Oh, how he danced. "DON'T BE A DRAG, MORK. JUST BE A QUEEEEEEN." Elf Damage: No, he's on the right track baby cuz he was born this way. (AKA ROBERT) HP: 11/13
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Sosiqui rolled 7 4-sided dice:
1, 2, 4, 4, 3, 4, 3
Total: 21 (7-28)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:41 pm
ELVES. Malodore was filled with such delight that it froze for a moment, cataloging their movements, memorizing their behaviors. And then it remembered THIS. WAS. WAR.
Mostly because one of them whumped Riley.
"How dare you," Malodore said, calling up its new FEAR, channeling through its wings. With one flap, a small flight of feathers tore free and arrowed into the snow.
INTO THE SNOW.
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Why. Why did that happen. It was meant to be courageously defending its ghoulfriend, the love of its unlife, and...
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WHY.
HP: 40/40
Damage: LOL
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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:43 pm
Riley had finally pulled the elf off her face, when she heard the other one singing something absolutely dreadful. So dreadful, in fact, that Riley somehow managed to make it explode. WITH HER MIND.
Not really, she just fluttered her wings and sent shards of crystals flying to tear the little elf to shreds.
You don't mind your specimen in pieces, do you, Malodore? She murmured calmly. Easier to transport. She looked down at the plague doctor, who was staring mournfully at the snow. Had she missed something?
HP: 31
Damage: 10
Target: Lady Hertga
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