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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 8 Total: 11 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:13 pm


The athletic enthusiast let out a hearty laugh from the girl and her notions of horror movie antagonists. "Hockey mask and a theme, that's all I need." he said cockily. "and yet, you're a female that's not running away from the monster." he almost found it funny. "You really are one heck of a woman, you know that?" he said with a smirk and went in for another lunge on her opposite side. Matching marks seemed so fashionable.

However the comment she made after almost made the Leon stumble in his step. "I'm not all about fighting, just most of me." he said in mock outrage and let out a heart wrenching sob and grinned at the death hunter in the shadows of his own profile. "But you are right, can't have one without the other... it applies to a lot of things, don't you think?"

HP: 33/40
Dmg: 5
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 5 Total: 9 (2-16)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:48 am


"The Jaws theme might fit you," She mused out loud before laughing, like Leon had just told the best joke ever, "Ariane does not check under her bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Ariane. That's the plan anyway." She didn't bother to hide the bemused grin on her lips; instead, she gave a mock bow, "Why, thank you."

His words were met with the raise of an eyebrow, "Oh sure it does, like sunshine and rainbows."

Damage: 3
HP: 20/40

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 2 Total: 9 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:36 pm


"The jaws theme eh?" Leon said back to Ariane. again, that wit of hers was just magical. "Dunnn nuhhh." he growled out soon after she bopped him in the chest again. "DAH NAH!" and the repetitive sounds only intensified until the boxer went in for another stab at her midsection with the shark like weapon.

"Sunshine and rainbow this, my dear!"


HP: 30/40
Dmg: 3
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 1 Total: 4 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:03 pm


Too bad no screams would accompany the end of that beautiful melody.

"Sunshine and rainbows apparently hurt," She winced in pain, clutching where the weapon had hit, wondering how big of a wound there would be if her fear shield had been down, "Must be all the eye raping colors."

Damage: NA
HP: 17/40

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 7 Total: 9 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:41 am


"Must have been all the magical colors that you're eyes could not process, damn ultraviolet." Leon said back snarkily to Ariane as he bounced around on the front half of his feet and made a swipe at her arm with the chainsaw. "hey hey, don't get tired on me now babe." he called out to her and gave a bit of breathing room. "Never expected you to be a screamer."

HP: 30/40
Dmg: 3
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 5 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:58 am


"Sure, sure, Leon," She replied with a grin, bearing with the pain before charging at the chainsaw-bearing male, swinging her balls of steel at his side, "I'm not one to go down without a fight."

Damage: 4
HP: 17/40

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 6 Total: 13 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:55 pm


There wasn't even time for Leon to give Ariane a perverted smirk when it turned into a face contorted with pain as her balls struck his side. "Ariane. Never teabag anyone with those." he spat out dryly "And two, so that means you do go down, right?" he replied back cockily and tested out his unanswered question by sweeping out the girls legs from under her and let gravity take care of the rest. "Looks like that's a yes."

HP: 26/40
Dmg: 7
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 3 Total: 11 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:17 am


"That's disgusting, Leon," She made a face before being swept off her feet - literally - falling on her back with a loud 'oof'; this time, she took a while to recover, but as soon as she did, Ariane rolled to the side and stood up, wiping sweat off her brow, "Haha, very funny."

She was grinning as she struck out with her weapon though, which was probably a good sign.

Damage: 5
HP: 10/40

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 5 Total: 7 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:54 pm


There were a couple of benefits to sweeping a woman off her feet that Leon knew.
There was the the jiggle in the mammary glands.
And then the other jiggle of the mammary glands.
And if your WERE REALLY LUCKY....and extra jiggle to boot.

Leon.. well he was really lucky. "Ha ha, I'm just a regular riot" the boxer grinned back happily once he was able to refocus on Ariane and her face when the capable hunter got up and thumped him on the arm and left a nice bruise there."Yeouch, please don't crush my arm with your massive balls there." he said joyfully and clipped her shoulder with the edge of the chainsaw.

HP: 21/40
Dmg: 1
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 8 Total: 11 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:58 am


"Whoops, I did it again," She swung her balls to hit Leon on the leg almost immediately after she felt the blade of the chainsaw on her arm, leaping back before she shook her head, bringing up a hand to rub her shoulder, "Sorry, but I don't want to lose a limb to your friend there~"

Damage: 5
HP: 9/40

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 5 Total: 11 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:16 pm


"And I don't want to have my pair crushed by your pair Ariane." Leon hollered back and jabbed at her again while his writer was feeling super sleepy.

HP: 16/40
Dmg: 5
Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 6 Total: 12 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:51 am


"I doubt that your balls will be so easily crushed, my manly friend," She laughed, kicking at the man's legs.

Damage: 6
HP: 4/40


Bloodlust Dante

Dragain

Wealthy Lover

Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 5 Total: 11 (2-16)

Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:42 am


The boxer grimaced as Ariane connected her foot to his shin and let the man hopping on his good foot. The other was just slightly bruised, like his ego. Even as the female hunter was soothing his emotional wounds and inflicting physical ones. "Says the person with metal alloy ones." he replied back briskly and opted to not use the weapon this time.

And just spear tackled her to the floor.

HP: 10/40
Dmg: 5
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:14 am


She felt that she was close to ending the fight, but she could feel herself more than just bruising, indicating that her FEAR shield was probably down. With a groan, she raised her arms in a 'okay, time out' pose, her weapon going back to its desummoned form, resting around her neck. Taking a few deep breaths, she shook her head, feeling just a little giddy as she grinned up at Leon.

"Nice finish... Looks like you get to keep your balls, Leon," She chuckled at her spar partner, "Both of them. Now, are we doing anything else while we're on the floor?"

Dragain

Wealthy Lover


Bloodlust Dante

Fortunate Hellraiser

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:00 pm


Leon couldn't help but smile at the cheeky sounding Ariane, even after getting tackled she didn't miss a beat. Oh that Ariane, ever so awesome. He watched blankly in confusion as the girl below him began to hold up her hands in a wait pose and shifted his weight over to the side. There was no need to squish her and her..... non balls. But the smile never faltered, if anything he only smiled wider and willed Nidhogg back into his bracelet form and turned back to the female hunter.

"Why thank you for sparing me and my body parts." he said happily to the person under him and gave a wink. "Resting sounds nice, unless you had other plans."
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