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 Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:33 pm
"Hey Elder? Mister? Ari,
I'm so sorry about the last letter... thing. Um.. Yeah. Whatever that even was, I'm not too sure it even qualifies as a letter. Anyways, sorry! My owner is a dumbass. Don't take any of that seriously, please, I know you're not tacky! And your face doesn't look like it was mauled by a moose! It looks... er.. nice?
Ski' says that you're nice to our his mommy... wait mom, Thea. He's my mate and he wouldn't ever lie to me, so I know you're nice and not a sassypants Elder! Whatever a.. sassypants Elder.. is. Is that even a... Ah, Elder Ari, I have a totally random and silly question. Is.. sassypants even a real word? I mean, I know my owner's a dumbass, but..
..Oh man, I'm rambling. Not cool. I need to stop. Okay, I'll stop wasting your time, you probably have loads of Elder stuff to do. And again, sorry 'bout that stupid letter thing!
Your... uh.. yeah,
Vartan! C:"
[Afhsldkfsd- Vartan is the best at letter writing, everyone go home. :I <3]
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:10 pm
Natitsuri "Dear Ari, Let me mate with Loki or I swear to go more emo than you and mope around Lunarie for all eternity. Love, Victoria"
"Dear Victoria:
You have my permission to mate with Loki now please never threaten anything that drastic ever again.
Love, Ari"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:14 pm
Katachii "Dear Ari, Surprise! My six kids come out totally normal. Even more normal than yours. And who said we were stopping there.Sincerely, Anjafey" [[You don't have to reply to this one if you don't want, Nati's just made me giggle so I wanted to join in XD]] ((No, join! The more the merrier! Although we still need to get the Ari/kids Issues dealt with...XD )) "Dear Anjafey, Bite me. No love, Ari"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:15 pm
jinxgirl5 "Dear Caolan, Do you love me? Yes ☐ No ☐ Yours, Tamotsu" ((XD Couldn't help it.))"Dear Tamotsu, Yes. Sincerely, Caolan." ((I love you guys XD <3 ))
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:16 pm
Natitsuri "Dear Mom (Rina), Had my first batch of kits recently. I guess I took after you more than I thought. I will reach fifteen before you. Be ready. Love, Dervla." "Dear Dervla, I have a mate now, who's in my tribe. Challenge accepted. Love, Rina"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:17 pm
Natitsuri "Dear Mom (Rina), Had my first batch of kits recently. I guess I took after you more than I thought. I will reach fifteen before you. Be ready. Love, Dervla."
"Dear Dervla,
I have a mate now, who's in my tribe. Challenge accepted.
Love,
Rina"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:19 pm
~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~
"Dear Ari,
You're tacky and I haet u. Stop being such a sassy elderbutt pls or I'm going to beat u in the fais, kthnxbai. Alsoalso, ur fais looks like it was mauled by a wild moose.
- YOUR MORTAL ENEMY, VARTAAAAAN!
P.S.: Did I mention ur fais? BECAUSE UR FAIS I-"
...It.. looks like they tried to write more, but the rest of the text is illegible and crappy as hell. There's.. also signs that there was a struggle of some sort. Most likely between a human and some Modifox, because there are bloody hand prints and paw prints everywhere on the paper. Someone was probably doing something they weren't supposed to be doing!
[HI REA, I FELT THE NEED TO DO ONE~ * x* <3]
Ari just stared at the letter in confusion for a long while, before finally composing a reply.
"Dear Vartan,
Unfortunately, the position of my mortal enemy is already taken, although I'm not sure what I did to anger you? Please enlighten me so I can try to fix it.
Hope you and Ski are doing well.
Love,
Ari"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:25 pm
~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~
"Hey Elder? Mister? Ari,
I'm so sorry about the last letter... thing. Um.. Yeah. Whatever that even was, I'm not too sure it even qualifies as a letter. Anyways, sorry! My owner is a dumbass. Don't take any of that seriously, please, I know you're not tacky! And your face doesn't look like it was mauled by a moose! It looks... er.. nice?
Ski' says that you're nice to our his mommy... wait mom, Thea. He's my mate and he wouldn't ever lie to me, so I know you're nice and not a sassypants Elder! Whatever a.. sassypants Elder.. is. Is that even a... Ah, Elder Ari, I have a totally random and silly question. Is.. sassypants even a real word? I mean, I know my owner's a dumbass, but..
..Oh man, I'm rambling. Not cool. I need to stop. Okay, I'll stop wasting your time, you probably have loads of Elder stuff to do. And again, sorry 'bout that stupid letter thing!
Your... uh.. yeah,
Vartan! C:"
[Afhsldkfsd- Vartan is the best at letter writing, everyone go home. :I <3]
Ari sighed at the latest letter. Drama and confusion like this seemed to be the story of his life (especially with that damn Anjafey rubbing in that he and his kids were having issues aaaaaaaargh).
He left for a few moments to try to compose himself, and returned a bit later to write a reply to the letter.
"Dear Vartan,
In this case, disregard my previous letter.
I'm...not sure if sassypants is a real word or not. I don't think so...?" Some days he couldn't believe the things he had to do in the line of duty.
"No worries about the letter thing. I all too sadly understand how the humans can be.
Love,
Ari"
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:46 pm
Dear Touma,
Mycroft wanted to know about kissing the other day and on a whim I decided to show him. Unfortunately my mom took that time to come visit and saw us. She said that since I’m kissing Mycroft that I had to come to your house and have dinner because it was only polite when dating some ones son. As you well know this isn’t exactly the case, despite what your, Mycroft, and My human say, so do I still have to come over for dinner?
Sincerely,
Kail
(Zanshin was telling me about a fan fiction with Watson and Sherlock and I just had to modify the scene XD)
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:58 pm
"Dear Mistress:
I am sorry I have failed you in the hopes for good children. In the mean time, I hope that this rabbit can help to make it up for you. Also, Iskinder says--" Here, the careful claw marks shift to a much bigger, sloppier version that seem to be allergic to anything even vaguely related to a straight line. "Hi Mom! What's up? I've been missing you and Other Mom pretty bad, so I thought I'd come back for a little. And she was writing for a little--" the writing gets even more jagged, if such a thing was possible, "Dammit, Mom's gonna take it back!"
"Sorry about that. Iskinder surprised me. Anyway. I wish you well, Mistress and I hope to see you soon.
"Jumoke."
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:29 pm
Nasaiki Dear Touma, Mycroft wanted to know about kissing the other day and on a whim I decided to show him. Unfortunately my mom took that time to come visit and saw us. She said that since I’m kissing Mycroft that I had to come to your house and have dinner because it was only polite when dating some ones son. As you well know this isn’t exactly the case, despite what your, Mycroft, and My human say, so do I still have to come over for dinner? Sincerely, Kail (Zanshin was telling me about a fan fiction with Watson and Sherlock and I just had to modify the scene XD)
"Dear Kail,
You should come over for dinner anyway, even if you and Mycroft aren't dating, as that would be good social practice. I will see you tomorrow evening.
Sincerely,
Touma"
((That is amazing XD ))
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:37 pm
chenabby "Dear Mistress: I am sorry I have failed you in the hopes for good children. In the mean time, I hope that this rabbit can help to make it up for you. Also, Iskinder says--" Here, the careful claw marks shift to a much bigger, sloppier version that seem to be allergic to anything even vaguely related to a straight line. "Hi Mom! What's up? I've been missing you and Other Mom pretty bad, so I thought I'd come back for a little. And she was writing for a little--" the writing gets even more jagged, if such a thing was possible, "Dammit, Mom's gonna take it back!" "Sorry about that. Iskinder surprised me. Anyway. I wish you well, Mistress and I hope to see you soon. "Jumoke."
"Dear pet,
I love you and the kids: they are good kids," some days she wishes that she could fully convince Jumoke of this. "Thanks for the rabbit; I appreciate it." Just because Jumoke is her pet doesn't mean that Arian takes her service for granted.
"Hi to you too Iskinder. I hope you're taking care of your other mother for me.
I'll be seeing you both soon,
Arian."
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:06 pm
Dear Elder of the tribe of traveling foxes, (Rina)
I know you do not know me and we may never meet, but we have something in common you and I. You see recently my daughter, Maylea, came to me and told me that she would be leaving home to go and join your tribe. She seems to want to explore and meet foxes. She is a very good girl, but a little naïve in the ways of the world. Please take care of my baby girl. All of my children are precious to me and to hear of harm to even one of them would break my heart. I hope that you are a mother and understand my fears for my child.
Fretting a bit, but placing my trust in you and my little May,
Anila
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:36 pm
Dear Vogue,
I love wandering around the city with you <3
Sincerely,
Shaezelle
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