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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-16)
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 Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:25 pm
"You ain't pro assassin, You're a CASUAL." Leon taunted back after dodging the poorly aimed swing. And returned with a poor lunge to boot. "Guess good taunts don't make for offensive attacks." he said sheepishly as the weapon growled irritably.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
"Uh..... for the eggs?" he said dumbly, hopeing to avoid having a weapon muitiny or backlash on his hands, and face.
and groin.
HP: 21/40
DMG: you tell funny jokes Robertdice
Status: talking smack~
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:41 pm
"Said nothing about being a pro. Not yet. But I'm all geared up to take out the baddies. With a shink! And a swish! And a stab!" he huffed before managing to move out of the way of that sloppy swing Leon threw at him.
Spotting it this time, Deryk moved in to try and stab Leon once more.
"What the hell is this about eggs? THIS IS FOR THE COFFEE!"
HP:26/40
Damage:8
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:44 pm
"This is not for coffee!" Leon bellowed out as the poker began to stab at the hilt of his weapon rather viciously. It was much better than hitting his jugular, that was for sure. The fight was clearly just not going in his favor. "Dammit, Just had to go for a longer run today." he grumbled to himself as Deryk began to twitch and move around like he had a second cup of espresso.
You know why your not doing well? NOT ENOUGH FOOD.
"Oh for pete's sake, can it NID!"
HP: 13/40
DMG: HAAHAHAHA no b***h.
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:53 pm
"Oh? Then whatisthisfor? Huh?" Deryk shot out before stepping to the side. This was for the coffee. And for all the coffee drinkers!
Tooley hummed. It was true. It did seem like Leon was having a little conflict with his weapon right about now. Moving in for another attack, the blonde slashed out at the arm closest to him.
HP: 26/40
Damage: 6
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:56 pm
Distracted wasn't even the word as the b***h out from his weapon continued like some kind of old married couple in the middle of the park. "Coffee coffee coffee coffee, when that stuff has to be hooked up to a IV I will laugh at you and SWEET JESUS Nid shut up about food!" he barked out and yelled in irritation as Deryk's weapon made contact with a barely protected wrist. Thank jack for fear shields and gloves.
The retaliation wasn't even any effective as the weary boxer tried to keep on his feet, but instead of swinging the weapon, instincts took over and tried to punch with it instead.
Total fail.
HP: 7/40
DMG: what a shocker. 0
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:10 am
Deryk laughed at the taunt. Yeah right. No he wouldn't have to have coffee on an IV at any point, but he did NEED the stuff. Though, his laugh came short as he saw Leon move to attack.. with his fist.
"Still trying to punchallthethings. Why you gotta try and punch all the things. Punched Tedan. Punched coffee. Trying to punch me. Who knows what else you've punched!"
Shaking his head, he just slashed at Leon once again, aiming for the hand that was holding the chainsaw more.
HP:26/40
Damage: 5
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 7
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:16 am
"Ya damn right i'm still trying to punch." Leon said as he wobbled on unsteady feet that refused to buckle and go down.
That TKO count was still far away if he had anything to say about it. "Never stop punching and I must defend myself for your challenge Deryk." he continued to push himself as he took one step after another toward the opponent, even when another strike on his wrist made the hardheaded oaf hiss in reflex from the blow. "You keep drinking that coffee, and I'm a boxer that can't stop punching, what's wrong with the things we need to do to survive?"
And then it hit him much like a uppercut as his eyes sharpened into focus. "Guess I shouldn't be trying to change ya if you done want to give it up huh?" he said in realization and gave the Assassin a hearty blow toward the midsection.
HP: 2/40
DMG: 5
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:22 am
"Oh you're a boxer? Well that does explain all the punching. Definitely," Deryk mused while pausing there. Shaking his head to himself, he was trying to find another opening, but soon found Leon's hand slamming into his gut. The blow actually knocked the wind out of him, causing him to reel back as he tried to recover.
As some sort of attempt to keep Leon back, he made another wild swing with the blade, but it was hard to do much when he was having trouble breathing right now.
HP:21/40
Damage: WOOSH
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:25 am
And Just like that, the will to fight could vanish. poof.
"Well I think you put up a good fight for being new." he commented jokingly as Leon went and gave the Guy a light tap on the shoulder, with barely any force behind it. "And defended the honor of Coffee, much to my weapons dismay, I'm currently getting nagged to death." he said with a smirk as the onslaught of words continued in his head. "You wanna just call it your win and be done with it? I don't really want to get knocked out and be sent to Dr H for treatment." he stated with a grimace at the sheer idea of it.
He didn't have to go through that yet, and wanted it to stay that way with his branch superior.
HP: 2/40
DMG: hah baby paunch.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:40 am
Weezing as he was still trying to catch his breath, Deryk glanced up as he felt a light tap at his shoulder. He took a moment to get his wind before straightening up and turning more towards Leon. It was still a little hard to breathe, but he was doing better now. He was even grinning at the boxer!
"Alright. Sounds good to me. Wouldn't want to undergo Dr. H's treatment either for that matter," he replied while shuddering. No, he could do fine without having to deal with that doctor's medicine. Not after he shot his assistant's brains out. Granted, she was fine.. but still!
"Good fight then." he nodded, satisfied with this result.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:49 am
"Good fight indeed." Leon said warmly as he put the sulking chainsaw away. "Looks like you can handle yourself fine even without the use of a charged attack." He said after fixing up his clothes and opening the door for the assassin trainee. "Nice work Deryk, lets go back to the cafe and rest. I'll make you a cup of coffee." he offered to his formidable adversary.
"That right you didn't know. There's really two cans of coffee in the pantry, in case one went bad or had a spill, reserves if you will." he said with a fox like grin on his face.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:52 am
Desummoning Tooley after giving her a sort of mental pat on the back, Deryk grinned at the compliment given to him by Leon. He certainly felt better about this fight than he did in his match against Otto. That just didn't work well for him at all.
Yes. Having good balance was pretty helpful. Rubbing his gut where he had been punched, the hunter soon paused as Leon offered to make some coffee. Wait. What? His eyes widened as the little 'secret' was revealed.
"No s**t! Really? Haha! That's great!" he exclaimed while making his way back to the cafeteria, "And uh.. maybe I'll try more tea tomorrow or something."
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