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 Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:53 pm
[ I KNOW THIS IS SUPER SUPER LATE L;KSDFMSF we can probably close it up soon I'M SORRY FOR DRAGGING IT ON FOR FOREVER SD;FM ]
Ren was now giving the zombie boil a look of great confusion, mixed with exasperation, mixed with amusement, mixed with oh jeez did he just say what I think he said and shaken not stirred. He wasn't entirely certain what to think of Mort, though there was a part of him that couldn't help but be taken with him. He was, in his own way, rather adorable - in a bashful, awkward, uncertain way.
Even if he had just talked about his ghoulfriend's boobs - and Natalia, Whisper, and Mei's as well, for that matter, all of whom were friends of Ren's.
Lifting a hand to rub at his face and concealing the fact that he was, in fact, fighting back the mad urge to burst into laughter, Ren said "I'm sure you had...a delightfully entertaining time."
There was a slight pause.
"Wait a minute."
Ren slowly removed his arm from around LW's waist, pushed himself to his feet, and slowly made his way over to where Mort was, his hands on his hips as he adopted a looming, imposing sort of pose.
"Am I to understand," he said, in a deliberately imperious sort of tone as he lifted his hands and now folded them across his chest.
"That you saw my ghoulfriend - my precious baby ghoulfriend who I love more than anything else in the world - that you saw her naked? Is that right?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:25 pm
Oh sweet Sally's sewn tits, he was in for it now. Could the undead die again? Judging by Ren's tone, he was about to find out. Could he melt into the floor like that one green witch? No, no, he'd tested that theory already: witches didn't like getting buckets of water tossed on them. Could he phase through the walls? That would require being a ghost, which would require being a different flavor of dead, which he was probably just about to be.
Sdflkjsdflhialdfisaslkflsdkfhlsdfs scragshit.
Mort's stitched mouth struggled to form the correct words, shrinking under the gryphon's looming shadow. "N-N-Nnnn-nonononono," the zomboil mumbled, inadvertently crushing his can of Spite in a nervous reflex; some of it spilled over his hand and dripped upon Austin. "N-Never saw, never, not her, others y-yes, not her, d-didn't mean - j-just wanted see h-how was doing, ask if play Scario K-Kart, d-didn't want see boobs, didn't, b-but did then, but not hers, others - "
He only stopped when he realized he was spilling his soda, at which point he happily stuck the dented can in his lips to chug and shut himself up for a few seconds.
((IS COOL YOU GAIS REALLY. 83))
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:25 pm
Where Ren was trying hard not to laugh, LW couldn't help it. Mort was just too adorable and it was really hilarious to have heard that from the boil! Not like any of the ghouls could have blamed him or any other boil for enjoying the free shows they ended up getting. The she-wolf had just been one of the very few lucky ones that had another form to hide in.
She did try to stifle her laughter by twisting enough to bury her face against Ren's shoulder. Except something shifted and he was removing his arm from around her.
Uh oh. She thought, glancing at her boilfriend to see what he was doing. Was he looming?!
"Ren...." LW sighed and facepalmed. Yep, he was looming. And probably terrifying the hell out of poor Mort. Leaning just a little....oh yeah. Mort looked really nervous. Who could barely finish his sentences now! And Austin made a funny sound, having some of the drink fall on his head. He shook his head, ears making a flapping sound and snorted.
With a shake of her head, lips twitching slightly, LW moved over behind her boilfriend. Raising up on her toes, she draped her arms around his neck, leaning against his back as her chin rested on his shoulder.
"Only if you count 'naked' as being in my natural form." She said with a wink directed towards the zombie boil. "So play nice and stop terrorizing Mort." The she-wolf added teasingly to Ren.
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