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A train compartment had four people in it: two ladies, and two men, one man was American, and the other was a Canadian. At point point the train suddenly entered a tunnel. In the darkness there was a loud 'SLAP!'

When the train emerged everyone noted that the American had a big red hand mark on his face.

The first lady thought, 'That damn American must have touched the other girl, and she gave him what he deserved!'

The second lady thought, 'That damn American must have touched the other girl, and she gave him what he deserved!'

The American thought, "That damn Canadian must have touched one of the girls and in the confusion she slapped me!"

The Canadian thought, 'I hope we go under another bridge so I can slap the American again!'

Say that ten times fast with a mouthful of crackers.

This took place in WW2

An officer was looking over his troop when he noticed one of the recruits was a Newfie. No self-respêcting man would ever trust a Newfie with a gun however and so the officer took him aside and gave him a broom.

Ofcourse the Newfie was puzzled, but the officer quickly said, "Now sone, this here's a magic broom, all you have to do is point it and say bang, and whoever you're pointing it at will die."

The Newfie nodded and was shipped out a few days later.

On the battlefield the Newfie did what the Officer told him "Bang!" he said pointing it at a german soldier, the soldier at that moment was killed by gunfire.

The silly Newfie thought he was the cause and did it again to a different soldier with the same result, overjoyed and getting in to it he turned to see a german charging at him and yelled "bang!"

Nothing happened.

"Bang!" Still nothing the German was still coming.

Desperatley the Newfie yelled bang again as the German was on top of him, the last thing the Newfie heard as the german ran him over was a muttered.

"Tank, Tank, Tank"

Gimme a second, telling that last joke left me breathless

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