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 Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:05 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION! Username: Sweenys_Revenge Name of Potion: What Just Happened? What does this potion do: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BUT SURE DOES DO SOMETHING! Good luck figuring it out. List the Ingredients that you used: The Soul of a Ginger Kid The sweat of a DDR junkie THE POPES SHINEY HAT Tears of justice cried by the McManus brothers Master Windau’s midi-chlorians An lolcat’s cheezeburger. An emo kid’s poetry A boot – for a little kick A snuggie – To ensure temperature regulation Glitteeeeeeeeeeeeeer Are you a Potter Fan? More than this guy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:24 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Lady Aria Starstone
Name of Potion: Eye of the Night
What does this potion do: This potion gives the user night vision.
No, that doesn't mean they can see at night. It means that in the middle of the day, they see the world like it was the middle of the night on a clouded, starless, moonless night. Great for dealing with sensitivity to light, since you no longer have that issue, not so great if you want to actually see things. Great gag potion, or maybe it will be once we find the cure.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Pile of Ebony Shavings
3 Puffs of steam using water gathered from a puddle in the Sahara
7 Scales from the belly of a Crested Gecko
The Song of a a Pauraque
A single photo of the Evening Star
A bowl of made of clay pulled from the earth in the dark of the moon
Are you a Potter Fan? I've been to three Potter Cons, 2 of which were across the nation, one of those in Florida-dearlord- in July, so I'd say that's a yes. Ravenclaw, what.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:38 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: XBlind-DarknessX
Name of Potion: Lancaster Double Duece Delight
What does this potion do: (Written on the label within the foggy glass bottle smile
Whomever shall consume Lancaster Double Duece Delight shall awaken with skin as dry as the scorched earth of a desert and the forked tongue of a Willy Rattle Salamander. Their eyes shall become as clouded as that of a Baretel Bunkle Beetal Rat and their tail shall be as fuzzy as that of a Knurckle Klutt Kalamazoo. Forever you shall wear the same tattooing as the Fargle Fragle Fringle from the forests of India. Your speed shall be swift but your scent quite a drift as well as your hearing slightly askew. Dreams shall you have of many different colors and concepts and songs of unsingable hue! A warning to you, for the drink sounds appealing but the results may send you reeling!!! Not to mention it makes the drinker speak of creatures no one has ever seen or heard of before.
In basic language it makes you look like nothing you have ever seen before and it causes hallucinations about worlds and creatures that do not truly exist.
List the Ingredients that you used:
^Red and Amber sand from the desert of Trimbule
^The 900th tooth of the Willy Rattle Salamander
^The slime gland of a Baretel Bunkle Beetal Rat
^The rump of a Knurkcle Klutt Kalamazoo
^The sixteenth nail from a Fargle Fragle Fringle
^A Dash of Urgle pepper for flavor
^The gillies of a downright Silly Frilly Pugle
^Lavender for a lovely scent
^Gold food coloring to make it look delicious
^Ink from a Graggle Miraggle
^The painted wings of a Flutter Cutter Dragon
^Crystal chains from Mount Zirconian
^Ice in the shape of a hexagon from the sea of Clandester
^Hair from a long haired Zigglefunk
Are you a Potter Fan?
I am indeed. ^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:49 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username:RockerWolfie1616
Name of Potion:Bouncing good time
What does this potion do: Ever wanted to be a human rubber ball? Ever wanted to jump so high it feels like your flying? Well then do don't use this potion! Every step will shoot you up into the sky, every touch could send you up and down, up and down. The fun torture will never end..unless you get beat at basketball by someone. That's the only (Odd) cure. Otherwise you will forever be bouncy!
List the Ingredients that you used:
Fifteen grasshoppers
A basketball star/legend your choice
One bouncy ball (color is not important)
A handful of elastic hair bands
A pinch of salt
A fine smooth skipping stone
A pogo stick
A drop of kangaroo blood
Are you a Potter Fan? I've only watched the movies but, yes I am a fan o u o <3
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:57 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!Username: Jynk Name of Potion: The Amazing Razzle Dazzle Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Polkadot Suprise Rainbow Supreme Potion (now with extra amazing aftertaste!) What does this potion do: Makes life interesting!Common side effects may include, but are not limited to: headaches, nausea, stomach craps, loss of hair, congestion, tennis elbow, anxiety, chills, muscle aches, hair in strange places where you never had hair before, constipation, increased sweating, decreased sweating, sweating strange colors and/or fluids, crying, difficulty breathing, singing opera at awkward moments, itchy skin, loss of skin, skin turning strange colors, falling down, falling up, floating, aggressiveness, impulsiveness, irritability, hostility, exaggerated feeling of well-being, restlessness, shooting webs from your wrists, irregular heartbeat, decreased coordination, increased coordination, ninja-like reflexes, the ability to sing the entire Styx discography, hallucinations, blowing bubbles, yawning, runny nose, hair turning blue, spontaneous combustion, transmogrification into an axolotl, psychic powers, increased intelligence, decreased intelligence, derpiness, and death.List the Ingredients that you used:Secretions of the female lac beetle Liquefied jazzercise moves Fresh powdered zombie Pangolin toenails Jellyfish hair High-Fructose Corn Syrup Are you a Potter Fan? Sure, but I have yet to see all the movies. And to celebrate the 16th, did you know that on this day in 1439, kissing was banned in England to stop the spread of germs. Plague-ridden rats were still okay to own as pets, though. XD
Also, famous people that share this birthday with you:
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson
Orville Redenbacher
OJ Simpson
Mickey Rourke
Michael Flatley
Will Ferrell
Corey Feldman
Hippo burpday, HG!
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:06 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Yumitoko
Name of Potion: *It appears that the tittle has been scribbled off the bottle*.... Oh dear.
What does this potion do:
Potion log 1:
Recently we've discovered this amazing potion which is meant to turn you invisible! Unfortunately we can never find our test subject back to the drawing board!
Potion log 2:
After distilling it and adding powdered dog hairs
and dried cat poop it has adverse effects.
•The patient does end up quite nauseous at first but that soon dies off, although in extreme cases they may vomit rainbows.
•Sometimes the patient dies due to a failure in their liver or kidney's (this is some strong stuff).
•The patient sprouts long fur and sometimes may have an urge to chase their tail.
•The patient usually craves cat poo (and can mell it from a long distance depending on how fresh and moist it is).
•Sometimes the patient may get an urge to follow these cats, mimic and socialise with them (it never ends well).
•The patient may cough up fur balls every now and again.
•The patients fur glows in the dark (unfortunately making them a prime target to predators).
•The patent may have flammable flatulence problems.
Potion Log 3:
This project has died, who ever finds this bottle DO NOT DRINK IT.
There are no benefits to you what so ever.
List the Ingredients that you used:
2 and 1/2 cat droppings
700g sugar
500g flour
4cm^3 of distilled water
5g lithium
10g bees wax
6g salt
essence of rainbow
6g powdered dog fur
30 glow worms
That old teacher who hated you
20cm^3 1,2,6,8-methyldecane
9 cats whiskers
24 dm^3 of air
Are you a Potter Fan? Yesh. •3•
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:01 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: bullterrierlove
Name of Potion: Twinkle toes
What does this potion do: Quick like a bunny, this potion will make you twirl and dance on your way to stardom~(actually, more like death. But hey! You never know, you might be that one soul that actually doesn't dance themselves to death! 8D)If it even works....
List the Ingredients that you used:
Two vials filled with Edward Cullen's sparkle power. Or vemon. Whatever makes him sparkle.
Ten neon pink and yellow tutu's in plastic bottles.
Seven million table spoons of star dust from the Milky Way.
33 worn and smelly children's ballerina shoes.
25 assorted hair pins and scrunchies from various dead ballerina's.
.00001 mm of Tinkerbell's perfume.
6 million rainbow colored tights from the antarctic region.
13 fairies souls (Edward Cullen's counts as one 8D)
A Hundred years worth of music.
69 revealing leotards
One gun or any other killing device.
Are you a Potter Fan? HECK YES~~! <3
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:28 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Nyx Queen of Darkness
Name of Potion: The Apocalypse of Dreams
What does this potion do: This potion causes the drinker to become magnetic, pulling anything he/she desires to he/she as long as the drinker can keep the potion down.
(That happened once, before there were written histories but after the idea of written histories, so it was never properly recorded, but it is believed to have ended in extreme bliss until the drinker imploded on his/herself)
List the Ingredients that you used: (You can put how many you like but keep in mind it is quality of quantity)
A scrap of paper with the word "onomatopoeia" on it
Claxton Fruit Cake chunks
Burnt Pieces of Rubber Ducks
The other sock you can never find.
A molding piece of Krakken tentacle
Vegan vamp blood
Gallow's missing tablet pen (shhh....)
and the must crucial and dangerous part, a pinch of ghost pepper.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes, but I prefer to be called a Fred Weasley Fan *_*
Happy Birthdya baby!
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Nyx Queen of Darkness Crew
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:30 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Lolli McHotpants
Name of Potion: Liar, Liar, pants on fire... Or are they?
What does this potion do: Meant to be shared with another it turns them into a two-headed giant in which one head tells only the truth and the other tells only lies.
List the Ingredients that you used:
- Lace from a princess' underwear
- Dew drops off of Spring's first pear
- Ash out of a dragon's nest
- One underbelly scale from the rare albino singing snake.
Are you a Potter Fan?
Midnight of the 15th has come and gone, I'm still crying like a baby. : D
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:47 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!Username: Faid Shadowlight Name of Potion: Zombie Proofing What does this potion do: This potion prevents Zombie's from noticing you in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Very handy for when you want to hide or travel to a new place where there are less Zombies and not get eaten. Use Sparingly!NOTE: This DOES NOT make you immune IF you are bitten, however it greatly reduces the chances of getting bitten. Please read the lable carefully before use. Directions For Use: 2 drops under the tongue. (we don't want to kill you with the taste) This will last for 4 - 5 hours. 1 drop under the tongue for children under the age of 12. Unsuitable for those younger than 3 years. Side Effects:
Bad Breath... We aren't talking Halitosis here, we are talking been dead and buried for 100 years bad breath. So don't breathe on me k?
Flaking... Your skin may go a little dry and flake off, this will itch like a nightmare but try not to scratch as you want to be left with some skin...
Reanimation... IF you die by a NON Zombie means while taking this potion your body might become reanimated... Congratulations you are now a Zombie!
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Chunk of Zombie Flesh (Thumb Size)
2 Drops Virgin Blood (Fresh)
1 Rat Tail (From a Red Toed Meeble Rat)
2 Cups of Rain Water
3 Globs of Human Spit (Your own is fine)
1 Child's Hair (Non Zombified Child ONLY)
A Pinch of Troll Toenail Scrapeings
4 Tears from a Baby Sparrow
Method:
Grind the Zombie Flesh till it makes a paste. 2 flat stones or a mortar and pestle are good for this.
Bring the Rain Water to the boil and add the Zombie Flesh paste & Rat Tail. Boil for approx 15 minutes.
Spit in the mix 3 times (yup thats where the spit comes from) and add the virgin Blood. Allow to Simmer for 5 Minutes sturring continuously.
Finally add the Troll Toenail Scrapeings, Childs Hair and Baby Sparrow Tears. Mix well and leave to simmer on a low heat for 20 minutes.
Take off the heat, use a sieve and strain the potion into another bowl and leave to cool.
Funnel into a bottle when cool for easy use. Lable Clearly!
Are you a Potter Fan? YES OMG YES!!! I don't want it to be over crying Need more books/movies heart HAPPY BIRTHDAY GALLOWS!!!
*Brings Cake*
July 16th - The Day of the Rising Tide
I won't write out all 2 pages of my special book as they are big pages but pm me if you really want to know. xp
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:58 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Rinial Sisterdragon
Name of Potion: Sir Bump Wiggles in the Night's Amorous Philanthropist Repelent
What does this potion do: This potion is for instantaneously focusing the affections of any and all of those irritating charity workers with a little too much affection in your direction on a random person, animal or even a lamp post, simply uncork and sprinkle a few drops on the target you wish them to follow. All those pests sniffing around for donations will be tailing what you've set them on for days.
List the Ingredients that you used:
Callus of a Rondius Beetle
Left Testicle of Newt
Whole Gray Squirrel (juiced)
Goblin's discarded nose hairs(plucked)
Skunk weed's third root ball(Shaven)
Fairy jump suit (used)
Skirt chaser's right hand pinky(twisted off)
Are you a Potter Fan? yes.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:09 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: dawns_aura
Name of Potion: G-g-A-S (ghosts-goblins-and-spookies)
What does this potion do: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the nightmare that everyone fears? Try G-g-A-S. Guaranteed to turn you into some random nightmare, though changing back… well that’s another story.
Side effects include- incorporality, invisibility, the strong urge to yell ‘BOO!’ whenever anyone comes near (provided they didn’t see you in the first place), and uncontrollable flatulence (don’t ask, we have no idea why this happens, but yeah…flatulence)
List the Ingredients that you used:
* 1 tbsp powdered mummy dust
* four tears from a heartbroken yuki-onna
* 1 item tethering a ghost to this world (freely given does work, only…forcibly taken is the better route)
* 13 dead black cats (preferably torured on a night of the new moon)
* 2 oz vampire blood
* 7.5 shrieks of a dying banshee
* 3 vials of jabberwocky venom
* a pile of steaming excrement from Cerberus
* and one tear of Hades
Are you a Potter Fan? liked the books, couldn’t stand the movies
Happy Birthday, HG
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:17 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Etherial Requiem
Name of Potion: Quargugglewurt
What does this potion do: Dab a little bit of this behind the ears and you'll be able to talk to undead animals in no time! Also comes with new and improved brain bleach to get rid of those pesky brain nommers!
Warning: May cause temporary reanimation of dead flesh.
List the Ingredients that you used:
- 1 Balut
- 4 dashes of troll 'cheese' Note: The actual 'cheese' FROM a troll, not manufactured by the troll.
- .3oz mucus drippings of a rabid snowy inchworm
- 1 spider bark Note: This spider must had barked for you willingly and in a loving fashion. This can NOT be a forced bark.
- 2 delicately preserved gnoll reproductive membranes
Are you a Potter Fan? Yessum c:
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:08 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Syaoran-Puu
Name of Potion: Lick Devine
What does this potion do: Only a small amount of this potion, absorbed through the skin or by being consumed will give the taker an undeniable urge to lick everything! Think, "Hey *** do you think my feet need cleaning?" LICK LICK LICK "Hey *** do you think I have mushrooms growing in my ears?" LICK LICK LICK. Very embarrassing for the licker but has endless possibilities. Please note that licking can't be helped and they will simply lick everything.
Effects temporary unless dose is repeated twice a day for two weeks. May cause tongue to grow.
List the Ingredients that you used:
The tongue of a banshee (crushed)
A jar of mist (Shaken not stirred)
Fresh toe nail clippings
Dirt from between the casters toes
A dash of Orc Blood (dried)
A dollop of Gnome dandruff
An unholy dandelion
Moon dust (in crystal form)
Juice from a rainbow (squeezed)
These all needs to be collected in an empty basket and left to bake in the sun for three weeks so that green mould starts to form on the wicker.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes.... but partly because I have a thing for gingers XD (seriously.... even my husband-to-be is ginger!)
P.S: Happy birthday!
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:17 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Amirynth
Name of Potion: Spriggin's Salve of Sacrilegious Spectral Substance
What does this potion do: This potion gives the imbiber the ability to walk through walls. Useful for many different applications, the salve is to be applied upon all areas of the body for it to work correctly (and we mean all) Side affects include: falling through floors, uncontrolled vanishing of body parts, loosing body parts as the skin becomes incorporeal, becoming completely invisible and leaving a residual slime on items. The wearer is encouraged to stay away from any Ecto-Containment Units or Traps of other sorts. As of yet we have not found a substance to neutralize the salve.
List the Ingredients that you used: The whisper of a ghost
A ray from the dark side of the moon
Powdered iron shackles
The mist from a Yorkshire moor (London fog is also acceptable)
A sprig of an Invisible Dusk-Blooming Chokevine (beware, they can be quite deadly unless you know how to prune them)
Instructions: Combine the loose ingredients, the powered shackles, whisper and the mist in a tall vial and expose to the moon ray for a fortnight. When sufficiently integrated, crush the chokevine in your trusty mortar and pestle before adding in the mixed items. You then activate the substance with the word 'Argelfraster' The resulting salve can be smeared upon any part of the body you wish to become incorporeal though it make take a few applications to work. Also, stay away from lemon soapy water as the results so far has been disastrous (all that was left were the shoes... always the shoes.)
Are you a Potter Fan? Ever since high school... which makes me very old at this point >_>
Hope your birthday is awesome!!
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