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 Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:22 pm
Burn, with an inside flame.
Ty for all of the answers o u o <3 They were all very good xD; Although it made me realize I asked you a zillion questions lmao
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:21 pm
All for the better, they were helpful!
Also, I couldn't find anything about undead being incapable of remembering the past except for a very specific subspecies. OvO The memory thing seems more to be a ghost condition. ZEN CAN STAY ZEN! HOORAY!~~
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:47 pm
They are so unique that it makes me snicker.
Personality: Well what isn't there to like they are serene but you can't really hit them. I wonder if they have any pet peeves? That is the only question I have because he is just far to funny.
Fear:
Are the numbers for years or skills?
Only question I have it is well broken down but for an easier read you might want to separate them by lines.
Also thank you for leaving a comment for Naoha and whenever I get him I am sure he will want to be Zen best friend. Sorry this was of no help but I hope you get Zen they are very interesting.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:20 pm
I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but I found where I'd read up on the topic of undeads and their memories. Q ~ Q It's right here. Bottom of the first post.
You might be able to get a GM exception, but you'll have to ask them. I think they can't have any student already knowing anything about the human world since it goes against canon stuff and plots the Shop already has in motion...
I'm sorry. Q A Q I thought I should find it and tell you now so you don't have to figure out this issue later.
Best of luck with Zen! I really hope you can work his memory situation out, since he's just a cool character. ; u ;''''
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:19 am
Trira I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but I found where I'd read up on the topic of undeads and their memories. Q ~ Q It's right here. Bottom of the first post.
You might be able to get a GM exception, but you'll have to ask them. I think they can't have any student already knowing anything about the human world since it goes against canon stuff and plots the Shop already has in motion...
I'm sorry. Q A Q I thought I should find it and tell you now so you don't have to figure out this issue later.
Best of luck with Zen! I really hope you can work his memory situation out, since he's just a cool character. ; u ;''''
I hope so too, Trira. ;v; <33 Thanks for telling me.
The only stuff Zen knows about the human world is 16th century stuff, so I doubt it'll be very useful. And Zen would not be divulging that information around either. I will revamp the profile to be as comprehensive as possible and ask for an exception with all my hopes and fingers crossed! ;v;
Hes a Trap They are so unique that it makes me snicker. Personality: Well what isn't there to like they are serene but you can't really hit them. I wonder if they have any pet peeves? That is the only question I have because he is just far to funny. Fear: Are the numbers for years or skills? Only question I have it is well broken down but for an easier read you might want to separate them by lines. Also thank you for leaving a comment for Naoha and whenever I get him I am sure he will want to be Zen best friend. Sorry this was of no help but I hope you get Zen they are very interesting.
Naoha is very unique as well! heart
No pet peeves that would anger them as Zen is humble and lets things go pretty easily, but certainly they can be distressed by persistent annoyances and such. Keeping their Komusō monk appearance is also something that is important to them.
I'll try to make it an easier read!~ The numbers are just to list things.
You're welcome, and omg, that'd be win <33
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:13 pm
Sadly he is is. xp
Hmm okay, I just thought since he was undead he might have something lingering that could set him off.
I fear for the citizen for a silent one and mischievous trap are on the hunt.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:32 pm
Oh, no. Zen is not an undead with any particular lingering trauma... except getting one's head smashed into dust is pretty hardcore, so they might be somewhat additionally sensitive to seeing things get crushed into powder. xD;;;
Zen was brought back by the dark arts. ovo
OKAY! I revamped the whole profile, now you know that Zen's actually female, but nobody can tell, really. rofl
Also. YES. xD Amazing tag-team. Zen would be more than glad to assist in any of Naoha's mischief, and they can have a good laugh about it later.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:09 am
Hmmm she truly is zen.... except she likes to pull pranks..
Just like nobody can tell Nahoa is a guy.
Ah it shall be hilarious seeing the two of them in action... One would not think a monk would be a trickster but that is what makes it all the more fun.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:38 am
Actually, the founder of Fuke Zen (Buddhist sect with all of the Komuso) was known for being kind of a trickster himself. Also, he was really random. (He is "Puhua".) Wikipedia on Fuke Zen When Panshan Baoji was near death, he said to the monks, "Is there anyone among you who can draw my likeness?" Many of the monks made drawings for Panshan, but none were to his liking. The monk Puhua stepped forward and said, "I can draw it." Panshan said, "Why don't you show it to me?" Puhua then turned a somersault and went out. Panshan said, "Someday, that fellow will teach others in a crazy manner!" Having said these words, Panshan passed away.
The best lore. rofl
There is a lot of fun to be had for both our characters. I AM SO EXCITED TO GET ZEN SOME DAY /is not Zen lmao xDD
But what about Nahoa's voice? Does he do a girl voice, or has his voice not lowered yet? o3o
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:58 am
Oh that man sonds like he would be fun... -snorts- somersault.
Nahoa has a soft voice not man;y but far from girly but he uses a feminine raspy voice because he thinks it is sexy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:58 pm
i think gracie would really get along with zen a lot. x3
i don't really have any crits... since at first when i read it.. i did think. oh wait. wouldn't his flute make him a reaper? but then, i read down where you said you found out he could still just be an undead...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:09 pm
I was told in the questions thread that the flute thing is all right because it is not a weapon and neither is the FEAR. *dashes suddenly and stops, arms spread* Saaafe! rofl
Thanks for reading, nonetheless. I'm glad you like Zen! And yay for getting along <3
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:17 pm
(Safekeeping post, was told I could do this) Blade Kuroda THIS DISH I SHALL CALL THE FLAMING PUMPKIN
GET A GIANT PAN. TAKE PIGGLE AND TEACUPLET BACON AND LAY IT OUT TO COVER THE ENTIRE BASE OF THE THING. GET SOME MASHED PUMPKINS. MIX IN PUMPKINS WITH KOBOLD BRAINS, BAT WING LEATHER, AND DICED BACON. SLAP THIS MIXTURE ONTO TO THE BACON. ADD MORE STRIPS OF BACON ON TOP. GET SOME CANDY CORN. SMASH THE CANDY CORN. DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE WITH IT YET.
PUT MORE BACON ONTO THE PAN AND PUMPKINS. THROW PAN INTO AN OVEN FOR THIRTY MINUTES.
TAKE SMASHED CANDY CORN AND DOUSE IN SPOOKING OIL. SPRINKLE OVER THE DISH AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.
DO. NOT. PUT. FIRE. OUT.
IF FIRE GOES OUT. SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN.
EAT WITH FIRE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UNDEAD. YOU WILL EAT THIS WITH THE FIRE.
ENJOY. Nio Love SUP RAGE MASTER. I HEARD YOU LIKE EPIC MEAL TIME. TODAY I'LL ******** ROCK YOUR WORLD WITH SOME SPECIAL MEAL TIME PREPARED JUST FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.
MY COW HEART.
LOOK AT THESE DELICIOUS COW HEARTS. ******** GIANT a** PIECES OF MEAT. WE FILL THEM WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.
THEN WE SMASH THEM WITH OUR FISTS. PUDDING ALL OVER. LICK THAT s**t UP. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. STOP WASTING FOOD YOU INGRATES.
PUT THE SMASHED PUDDING HEART IN A VAT OF COTTON CANDY BATTER. AH-DEEP-FRIEEEEED.
NOW LETS TAKE THE SMASHED PUDDING HEART AND INTRODUCE IT TO SOME BACON.
CANDY BACON.
SO MUCH CANDY BACON YOU'LL REGRET HAVING A HEART OF YOUR OWN WHEN IT EXPLODES IN PUDDING AND BACON.
BACON.
WRAP THAT HEART IN BACON MUCH LIKE LIZZY WRAPS MAC IN HER WEB.
BACON WEB.
ADD SOME CHEESE ON TOP AND COVER IT IN COTTON CANDY BATTER AGAIN.
AH-RE-FRIEEEEEED
THIS CANDY BACON PUDDING HEART NEEDS SOMETHING.
WHAT COULD IT BE.
OH I KNOW.
BACON.
CRUMBLE SOME BACON AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP INSIDE THE CANDY HEART THAT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE YOU FEEL IT BEAT ONE LAST TIME.
MIRACLES OF ******** MOTHER NATURE.
AND THEN DEEP-FRY IT A THIRD TIME.
IN MAPLE SYRUP.
NOW SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT SO FAST IT ACTUALLY REPLACES YOUR OWN HEART INSTEAD OF BEING DIGESTED.
BACON TRANSPLANT.
NEXT TIME ON RAGE-MEALS? WE EAT BLADE.
BACON BLADE. iloveyouDIE ToT Seething with Rage HAVE YOU HEARD OF EPIC MEALTIME?
If you have not, click that link and be enlightened.
-> Come up with an epic meal time for HALLOWEEN, aka with HALLOWEEN-INSPIRED ingredients!
-> DRAW AND WRITE IT OUT. MS PAINT SCRIBBLES ARE FINE; I AM A VISUAL PERSON SO I WORK BETTER WITH VISUALS. IF YOU CAN'T DRAW, JUST WRITING IS FINE.
-> ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BOLD + RED!
-> You have 1 hour from this post.
-> The most EPIC entries will get seeds, the rest will be entered into a raffle for seeds. I have to go to lunch for my own Epic mealtime.. so I am going to write one out real fast. ROASTED 'Ravenous hippo' stuffed with a sea slime infused 'Piggles' that is ALSO stuffed with 'Cuptuplets' who have been marinated in Tentagoat milk and covered in Piggle bacon.
On the plate, surrounding this crazy halloween version of a turducken is deep fried Pathling haunches covered in moss-butter.Carhop Calvalier YOU READY FOR THIS EPIC s**t, RAGE MASTER? I HOPE SO, CUS IF NOT, YOUR BRAIN'S GONNA BE BLOWN TO ******** s**t.
SPEAKING OF, WE'RE GONNA START WITH BRAIN. FRESHLY PICKLED LEPUS BRAIN. s**t'S SO TENDER. LATHER THAT BRAIN IN SOME OF DANNY'S SPECIAL BLEND HELLBENERO HOT SAUCE. USE THE WHOLE ********' BOTTLE, s**t'S SO FRESH!
ALRIGHT, NOW PUT THAT IN A CROCKPOT. s**t'S GONNA FALL APART, LIKE YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU TASTE THIS s**t. OH YEAH, IT'S GONNA BURN SO GOOD BABY. NOW, GET YOURSELF SOME ******** BACK BACON. CUPTUPLET'S BEST, CUS IT'S SO ******** TENDER. CUT IT INTO THIN STRIPS, THINK AS A STARVED EPONY. NOW DEEP FRY IT, THEN ADD IT INTO THE CROCK POT. SMELL THAT s**t? SMELLS LIKE HEADS EXPLODING. NOW, THROW IN A FEW JALAPENOS. DON'T SLICE THEM UP LIKE A BITH, THROW IT IN WHOLE, STEM, SEEDS, AND MEMBRANE.
NOW, FOR YOUR VEGETABLES. DICE UP A WHOLE PUNCH OF POTATOES, PRE-LATHERED IN ULTRA SOUR CREAM. TOSS IN A FEW EARS OF CORN, AND SOME CHOPPED ONION. REAL MEN WON'T CRY WHILE CHOPPING THIS s**t. CRYING'S FOR THOSE FRU-FRU b***h COOKS.
NOW, FOR DRINKS. GET TWO CANS OF HUMAN ENERGY DRINK. POUR ONE INTO THE CROCKPOT. NOW, GET TWO BOTTLES OF DEAD GOOSE VODKA. MIX IT WITH SOME BLOOD,AND THE OTHER CAN OF ENERGY DRINK. SHAKE IT, THEN POUR IT INTO A ROTWOOD FLAGON. WE'RE GOING MEDIEVAL ON THIS s**t. OH YEAH.
WAIT AN HOUR, AND YOU FOOD'S DONE. EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS, ********, CUS WE'RE ******** PIGS. Zyphiris
THIS s**t IS SO EXOTIC, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.
FIRST, YOU GOTTA HOOK UP THAT SINGAFEESH OF A b***h
THAT'S RIGHT
YOU GOTTA KEEP THE HEAD AND TAIL INTACT BECAUSE, DAMN, YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND ANY BETTER COMBINATION THAN THIS
STUFF THE THING'S EYES WITH EYE OF NEWT
WHY?
WHY?
BECAUSE THOSE BALLZ AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
SHAVE THE BLUE HAIR OFF MANG, WE AIN'T NEED THAT s**t
ONLY BACON STRIPS
LAYER THE HEAD WITH BACON STRIPS
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY
A UNICORN'S HORN FOR A LIGHT TOUCH AND THE EXTRA RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES
MMMMM SO GOOD
STUFF A WATER SPIRIT IN IT
SO IT CAN PUKE IT OUT AGAIN
AND IT WILL PUKE SOMEMORE
IT'S LIKE, A DOUBLE RAINBOW
ONLY WATER
GOTTA STEAL SOME OF THAT DESU CHAN'S PANTIES TO SPRINKLE ON TOP, BECAUSE NOTHING'S COMPLETE WITHOUT PINK
WHAT'S INNIT?
WHAT'S INNIT YOU ASK?
IT'S CAKE. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
FROM THE CEMETERY OF FLORESCES, JUST GET A DAMN TAIL TO STICK ON
BECAUSE.
SHUT UP.
NOW EAT
* CUES DRAMATIC EATING SEQUENCE*Miliardo Kason HEY GUY'S I HEAR YOU LIKE EPIC MEALS SO I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU A LESSON IN HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!
DO YOU LIKE MEALS WITH A KICK? A BIT? WELL SCREW THAT WHERE GOING TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING DOWNRIGHT HORRIFYING TO HALLOWEEN TOWN FOLKS; THAT'S RIGHT IT'S FULL OF JOY AND MEAT.
WHERE GONA HAVE A REINDEER FEAST.
FIRST THING YOU NEED? REINDEER!!!
HOW DO YOU GET THAT? BY GOING TO CHRISTMAS TOWN AND KILLING ONE WITH YOU BARE HANDS, NO NOT BEAR HANDS, BARE, YOU HAVE TO GO ONE ON ONE; EVERYONE KNOWS MEATS BETTER WHEN YOU KILL IT YOURSELF!!! GRAB THOSE ANTLERS GIVE IT A TWIST AND A POP AND CRACK OPEN A BOTTLE OF GROG AND POUR ONE OUT.... DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF THAT JOYFUL LITTLE MEAT SACK.
NOW THAT WE HAVE THE MAIN INGREDIENT GET IT CUT UP NICE AND GOOD. FEEL THE JOY IN THE ROOM? NOT ANYMORE; THAT DEER IS DEAD. ONCE YOU HAVE THE MEAT GET A GIANT #*($ING BOWL. YES GIANT #*($ING BOWL.
FILL IT WITH CIDER, MORE CIDER, A #*($ TON OF CIDER. WHY YOU ASK? FOR MARINATING YOU #*($ING NOOB. SOAK THE DEER MEAT IN CIDER SO IT ABSORBS ALL THE DELICIOUS CIDER GOODNESS, DRAIN THAT #*($ OFF INTO A JAR; YOUR GOING TO NEED MORE OF IT LATER!!!
FEELING REALLY BALLSY? WELL YOU BETTER; YOU JUST KILLED A DEER IN CHRISTMAS TOWN. NO LOOKING BACK NOW.
*SLAMS A STRANGE BOTTLE ONTO THE TABLE*
THE HUMAN WORLD CALLS THIS STUFF JACK DANIELS. WELL IF YOU THINK CIDER WAS GOOD THIS #*($ WILL KNOCK YOU THE #*($ OUT!!! WERE GOING TO MAKE A SYRUP OUT OF THIS TO GLAZE OUR DEAD DEER IN. SO GET A PAN OUT, GET IT SIMMERING GET THE SUGAR AND HALF A BOTTLE OF THIS #*($ GOING SO WE HAVE SOME REAL BOSS GLAZE TO THROW ON THAT DEAD DEER.
NOW WHAT KIND OF MEAL WOULD THIS BE IF WE DIDN'T MAKE A TRIBUTE TO MOCK OUR JOYFUL ENEMY?
TAKE THOSE NICE THICK STRIPS OF DEER MEAT SOAKED IN CIDER, GLAZE EM UP WITH THIS JACK DANIELS #*($ AND START BUILDING A SHRINE TO ALL THAT IS FEAR AND HALLOWEEN. THAT'S RIGHT; PICK YOUR DARK LORD AND BUILD HIM A WORTHY TEMPLE OR SHRINE OF DEER MEAT USING JACK DANIEL GLAZE AS THE CEMENT TO BUILD THIS UNHOLY RELIC OF #*($ING MEAT!!!
WHATS THAT? NOT ENOUGH; JACK DAMMIT YOUR RIGHT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
GO OUT TO THE GARDEN, NO THE MARKET, SUCKER PUNCH SOME GUY IN THE FACE AND GET YOU SOME GRIM-FANDANGO-DEATH-PEPPERS. MASH THE #*($ OUT OF THEM TILL YOU HAVE A THICK PASTE, NOW FIND A PUMPKIN, WE WON'T ASK WHERE IT CAME FROM. CARVE IT INTO THE CAULDRON FOR THE CENTER PIECE OF THIS #*($ING SHRINE. SPICE THE #*($ OUT OF THE CAULDRON AND ADD IN THE PASTE OF THE GRIM-FANDANGO-DEATH-PEPPERS. BECAUSE IN THIS TEMPLE WE LIKE IT SWEET AND SPICY #*($ES!!!!
MASH THE #*($ OUT OF THOSE PEPPERS AND ADD MORE JACK TO THIN IT OUT. DUMP IT IN THE CAULDRON AND SET THAT #*($ ON FIRE; IF IT ISN'T ON FIRE YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT. NOW KEEP BUILDING YOUR SHRINE. NOW WHATS WRONG? YOUR SHRINE HAS SOME #*($ING WALLS, STEPS, YOU NEED A ROOF RIGHT? #*($ YEAH YOU DO.
GET THE BACON; ALL THE BACON NEVER NOT WITH THE #*($ING BACON. WEAVE THAT #*($ LIKE YOU WEAVE FEAR AND MAKE A DAMN ROOF FOR THAT SWEET SHRINE. GET SOME APPLES, PIT THEM; ADD MORE CIDER AND SET THAT ON FIRE FOR THE ULTIMATE PILLARS TO FLANK YOUR SHRINES CENTER PIECE CAULDRON.
NOW GET THE POTATOES, DON'T BOIL EM, MASH EM, OR PUT EM IN SOME PANSY a** STEW.
SLICE THEM UP AND FRY THE #*($ OUT OF THEM!!!!!
LINE YOUR CAULDRON WITH THESE OFFERINGS OF SPUDS. NOW GRAB SOME CHESE AND COAT THOSE SPUDS UP IN THAT #*($.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANTLERS AND BONES OF THAT DEAD DEER?
CLEAN THAT #*($ UP AND WEAR YOUR BRAND NEW SKULL HAT, NO SKULL KID IN SOME DARK WOODS HAS #*($ ON YOU NOW. GRAB THAT JACK TAKE A SWIG, GRAB THE CIDER TAKE A SWIG. SPIT THAT #*($ OUT OVER OPEN FLAME AND BREATH FIRE LIKE A DARK GOD. ALREADY BREATH FIRE? WELL YOUR #*($ING EPIC ALREADY.
NOW STOP STARING AT YOUR DARK CREATION AND FEAST LIKE NO GHOUL OR BOIL HAS EVER FEASTED BEFORE; IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND SO #*($ HARD YOU'LL THINK YOUR IN SPACE. nekoluch ToT Seething with Rage HAVE YOU HEARD OF EPIC MEALTIME?
If you have not, click that link and be enlightened.
-> Come up with an epic meal time for HALLOWEEN, aka with HALLOWEEN-INSPIRED ingredients!
-> DRAW AND WRITE IT OUT. MS PAINT SCRIBBLES ARE FINE; I AM A VISUAL PERSON SO I WORK BETTER WITH VISUALS. IF YOU CAN'T DRAW, JUST WRITING IS FINE.
-> ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BOLD + RED!
-> You have 1 hour from this post.
-> The most EPIC entries will get seeds, the rest will be entered into a raffle for seeds. 
First we’re gonna take a look at our ingredients
JollymealA
JollymealB
JollymealC
JollymealD
JollymealE
JollymealF
JollymealG
JollymealH
JollymealI
JollymealJ
Piggle Bacon Strips
and Strips yo. BAM!!!!!
So first we chop those Jollymeals A and B into halves and smash them together so their like some epic 4 half ball of Jollymeal. The we mash up that Jollymeal D…yeah, you’re gonna need to avoid that mini chainsaw. Just find yourself a good mallet and worms are going doooooooown. Slather the edible mashed bits onto that AB ball. Now we wrap it in some Piggle bacon strips and Piggle bacon strips and Piggle bacon strips. Get some JollymealE ooze up in there to coat those KILLER Piggle bacon strips. IN FACT, wrap up that JollymealE ooze with more Piggle bacon strips and Piggle bacon strips and Piggle bacon strips. AWWW YEEEEAH
We don’t want any of that lean JollymealG or H meat- so we’re gonna take those butts and shine them up good by pouring some melted JollymealJ on them. NOW WE’RE TALKING CRAAAAAAZY AWWW YEEEAH.
We’re mashin’ that up to, son. Grab that mallet and savor the yum of that mix. It’s ballin’ up on that JollymealBaconball like a boss with more Piggle bacon strips.
WHAT? YOU WANT MORE BACON STRIPS? WE-CAN-HAZ ***********
Cuplet bacon strips are coming over those Piggle bacon strips after even more Cuplet bacon strips.
and shove that AB ball into Jollymeal C. That Jollymeal C giving you trouble?
Then you force that JollyBaconmix into Jollymeal C. That fuzzy thing will cook in the oven for a good hour before we coat it with more Cuplet bacon strips and Cuplet bacon strips. STILL GOT THAT MALLET? good. Cuz thing might start to move at this point. Just pound it aroudn the edges to get that Cake shape going. Slather more of that JollymealE ooze while we’re at it for THE FLAVAAAAAH~~~~ IT'S ICING ~~WAT!!!!
AWW YEEEAH lining that plate with JollymealFs. Only SUPER SIZED by stuffing with Piggle bacon strips coated in JollymealE goop. Spicy
Jollymeal I deliverin’ it to your door yo. NEXT TIME- we’re eating yo face.
Lady Mist ToT Seething with Rage HAVE YOU HEARD OF EPIC MEALTIME?
If you have not, click that link and be enlightened.
-> Come up with an epic meal time for HALLOWEEN, aka with HALLOWEEN-INSPIRED ingredients!
-> DRAW AND WRITE IT OUT. MS PAINT SCRIBBLES ARE FINE; I AM A VISUAL PERSON SO I WORK BETTER WITH VISUALS. IF YOU CAN'T DRAW, JUST WRITING IS FINE.
-> ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BOLD + RED!
-> You have 1 hour from this post.
-> The most EPIC entries will get seeds, the rest will be entered into a raffle for seeds.  Face your demons 
WE START THIS OFF WITH A PUMPKIN, A MASSIVE-A** JACK O LANTERN, CARVED AND GUTTED. AND THEN WE TAKE ITS INSIDES, AND WE SMOTHER THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP AND THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT. WE DIP THAT IN A VAT OF CARAMEL. THEN WE TORCH IT A LITTLE. NEXT, WE LAY IT OUT IN A TRAY. A METAL TRAY WITH FOIL.
AND WE GET TENTACLES. THE KIND THAT WOULD BE RATED X-- FOR DELICIOUSNESS. OCTOPUS TENTACLES, SQUID TENTACLES, MISCELLANEOUS PURPLE TENTACLES, MAYBE EVEN SOME SANDY CLAWS TENTACLES. NEXT IS THE CANDY CORN. STRING THAT S**T ON CANDY LACE AND WIND IT AROUND THE TENTACLES. AND WE ROLL THESE F***ERS IN THE CARAMEL GOO WITH THE SEEDS AND S**T. COAT THEM UP, SMOTHER THEM, SLATHER THESE B****ES.
LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT INTO SPACE. STUFF THOSE TENTACLES INTO THE JACK O LANTERN, ALONG WITH THE CARAMEL-SEED-SYRUP STUFF. AND THEN WE PUT THE PORK ROAST STUFFED WITH PUMPKIN STUFFED WITH SQUASH STUFFED WITH MAPLE SYRUP INTO THE MIDDLE. THAT'S THE HEART OF THE BEAST, PUMPING SYRUP UNTIL WE DEVOUR IT.
NOW WE SEAL IT UP, AND BAKE IT LONG ENOUGH TO COOK THE INSIDES.
FINALLY, WE GLAZE THE WHOLE THING IN CARAMEL AND RED CANDY SYRUP AND SET THAT MOTHER ON FIRE. JUST UNTIL IT'S NICE AND TOASTY.
OUR MOUTHS CAN WITHSTAND VOLCANIC TEMPERATURES, SO WE'D EAT THIS UP WHILE IT'S STILL ON FIRE. BUT FOR ANYONE ELSE LESS GODLY, YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT IT OUT TO EAT IT.
CANDY PUMPKING, B****ES. HALLOWEEN KING OF THE MEAL WORLD. HERESY: IT'S DELICIOUS.Mythee-dono [Notes: :: This contest is awesome. xD
:: Got permission to feature Levia.
:: WARNING: Puns and concentrated capitalized text ahead.
:: Please accept this apology in advance.]
During lunchtime, there was a blonde grombie-zombie a little ways off from the other students. With her, a gigantic lunchbox packed entirely with brains. It was her birthday; the least she deserved was a jumbo size portion of head meat fresh from the butchers. Alas, as she was about to chow down, a shadow loomed over her. Looking up, she saw a monk. The monk your monk could smell like. Held in those gnarly-looking skeletal hands was a sign, written entirely in caps: Zen WAIT THE FUKE UP.
YOU THINK THAT'S BRAIN?!
MORE LIKE LAME!! MADE OF COOL?!
ONLY IF YOU'RE A TOOL!!
Levia huffed. She hadn't thought the skeleton was one to be so rude. "What, so are you saying you've got a better idea?!"
The Fuke Zen Monk flipped the sign over with so much menergy it was like flipping tables. On it was written words that would change the way she ate breaded brains forever.Zen I CAN BARLEY WAIT TO BEGIN.
All of a sudden the floor was kitchens. And then the air. Actually they just kind of went to the kitchens but we skipped that part.
Between handling some pots and pans, one of Zen's signs fell out of a cupboard, and read: Zen IF YOU'RE WONDERING
WOK THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE,
WAIT NO MORE!!
Fire was pouring out of the stovetop in a torrent as the monk stir-fried the brains but WATCH OUT!! There was suddenly a huge flaming dragon roaring out of control as the stove fire took life and attacked them!! Except when the dragon spat fire at Zen This One jumped up and the sign that they were standing on flipped up to reveal MORE!Zen YOU THINK THIS IS A SURPRISE?!
IT DOUGHS NOT MEAN ANYTHING!!!!!111
THE KITCHEN'S MIGHT MAKES LITTLE ZENSE
INTO BIG ZENSE!
With that, Zen roundhouse kicked the fire dragon, dislodging spices from the shelves in the process which fell into the mystikul creature, releasing appetizing aromas before it SMASHED RIGHT BACK INTO THE PAN. At that moment there was so much GUTS in the air that Zen pulled them into reality and lassoed the dragon with it, until the fiery beast exploded and made the guts crispy and in bite-sized pieces. With a few somersaults Zen had caught all of the pieces in the pan. This caused a shockwave of XTREME to instantly turn all the countertops into BBQ grills. From the outside, the kitchen building could be seen to rattle.
Without further delay Zen opened the oven and revealed freshly baked bread, but also a sign that flew out of the oven at Levia's face.Zen IT'S NOT OVER YET.
THINK YOU CAN RISE
TO THE OCCASION?!
With a swift motion Zen threw the bread into the air and suddenly took out a chainsaw with which they cut all of the bread into slices within a very loud split-second and they all landed on the grills, who instantly set themselves on fire. BAD. a**.
They then took ahold of the Wok full of brains (that was spinning in the air all this time) and slammed the meat-filled pan into the toasting bread on the grills, merging all of the contents with sheer willpower. After pulling it up, it revealed a single most magnificent jumbo-sized sandwich that Levia had ever seen. It was like someone was screaming the heavy metal TONIGHT IN FLAMES right into her ears except that she was at the moment rendered invincible merely by watching this epic scene.
"Th-thank you." She said, a tear in her eye from the beauty. Zen lifted another sign.edit: Image! Hey YOU! Have a nice day! I'm rooting for you! :D
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:33 am
ZEN FEELS NEGLECTED *SOB*
I should go find some crits
Hey YOU! Have a nice day! I'm rooting for you! :D
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:10 pm
First off I've got to say I love your method of referring to your character (Though that might be the rurouni kenshin fan in me ;D) and that as long as your careful it's definitely doable, Malodor for example also uses gender neutral pronouns - though more it than they.
Hmm, reading over everything there's three main things that stick out to me. First off whilst most complete undead do have certain habits from their life it feels like you’re putting a lot on Zen's past life and not really much on her life as a Citizen, so maybe expand more on how her life's been since she got here. Seeecond I skimmed over someone pointing out how Zen's flute is reaper weapon like, so why not make it that she has to have a flute to channel her fear, and not her specific flute. Finally, you mention Zen usually forgives anything, so what sort of stuff wouldn't she forgive?
Hope that’s helpful!
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