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Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:35 am


JackHorner

And Selene, I understand your fear of my epic manliness and your inability to handle it, but don't worry, I'll be gentle. Of course, that is only if you win.


Manliness? That's why you got your nuts crushed by that Page sister? Please. I'm not out for manliness. I'm out for power. twisted
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:48 am


You always hurt the ones you love. Plus, I think it's some sort of nerd girl custom to bash a guys balls in after amazing sex. Dates back to Ancient Greece.

And when it comes to power, I have plenty. But I don't like to share it.

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:20 pm


Snicker snicker.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:49 pm


-starts to lay out all his pannies and set up his auction-

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 am


Ok, I got another pannie donation. I'll be setting up the thread tonight, and it should open for bids tomorrow.

I won't accept anymore pannies for the auction after 10pm EST tonight. (It's a little after 1pm EST now.)

And I'll only take 4 more tops, otherwise the contestants will go onto a second page, and some people might not see them to bid. :}
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:38 pm


JackHorner


So...I'm going to auction your underwear. If you want, we can throw in a little something extra for the winner, like a date with the person whose underwear they won...or maybe they can have a private viewing of the person in their underwear. Whatever you suggest, I'll consider it, then go with what I want to do anyway.


OOC
I like this "something extra for the winner" idea. I feel like bidding just for the sake of getting someone's underwear is a bit... well, I mean really, who would do that? razz I'm all for amping up the stakes a little bit. twisted Although I have no set idea for what those stakes could be. The dating thing is fun, but then it's just like the Valentine's Day auction again. The private viewing idea could be interesting.

Maddie Pryor

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Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:14 pm


Selene Gallio

I like this "something extra for the winner" idea. I feel like bidding just for the sake of getting someone's underwear is a bit... well, I mean really, who would do that? razz


Oh right. Powell would. Duh. wink
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:23 pm


Look Selene, I get it. You want something extra from me, and by that you mean my sperm so you can have my kid and rob me for child support, but I'm not falling for that.

I'm fine with lap dances and private modeling shows where I model my underwear for you.

Did I mention you'd be giving me the lap dance?

JackHorner


Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:56 pm


Hooray! Put it in writing. wink
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:06 pm


*writes*

Selene wants my sperm and future children.

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Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:07 pm


*Sigh*

Not that... I meant the part about the private shows with the winners. stare

In fact, the Hellfire Club would be the perfect place to host such an event. 3nodding
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:15 pm


*writes*

Selene wants a private showing with me at the Hellfire Club.

(OOC: I can't edit the first post, otherwise it removes the fact that it's an announcement. I'll put it in the first post of the auction when I put it up tomorrow.)

JackHorner


Maddie Pryor

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:17 pm


((cool))
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:05 pm


REMEMBER GUYS, TOMORROW:

LAP DANCES
PRIVATE UNDERWEAR VIEWINGS
YOU BIDDING YOUR MONEY AND SENDING IT TO ME

JackHorner


Wallace P Wells

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:07 pm


WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Omg did I miss it? Can I send in pannies?

...

wait.

I'm already in it.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD WANT TO BE?

...

I WILL SO LAP DANCE.

AND PRIVATE ROOM.

IN MY PANNIES.

YOU BETTER BID ON ME.
I MAKE A MEAN MARTINI.
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