There was a sudden surge of excitement as the application form of "Sparrow" appeared in front of the gnome. Then the excitement faded as the lack of "Captain" and "Jack" became apparent. Without nothing more to do, the gnome quietly sipped its rum until it was all gone. Then it quietly and sadly placed another eyepatch on its head to match the first one already covering one good one. "One *hic day," it slurred with a hiccup, "Mah cap'n'll cooooooome."