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 Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:29 pm
Earth Gods Lyric DopefishRock Earth Gods Lyric DopefishRock Earth Gods Lyric You're holding your dieing sibling in your arms. As they're drawing their last breaths, you say, "So... does this mean I get your stuff?" Ha, that's terrible. But the fact that I laughed probably makes me not much better.
I felt bad for writing it. XD
"Layton's apprentice saves the day!" I felt bad for writing mine, but I never meant it for truth. I'm sure everyone has a dark sense of humor somewhere in them.
My sense of humor is extremely dark. I mean, really dark.
"Layton's apprentice saves the day!" Mine isn't, but not that you mention it, I do have a bad one I heard a while ago that struck me as funny just because I wasn't expecting it. I'll PM you, don't wanna offend anyone.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:44 pm
There's an explosion at the local animal shelter and what remains begins to burn.
Passerby: I smell hotdogs!
I feel so bad, but I can't stop laughing.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:06 pm
*a portion of a nearby mall catches on fire*
"Suppose there'll be awesome markdowns on what's left tomorrow?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:50 pm
when faced with a dead body in the living room
person 1: WTH happened here?
person 2: don't know. check in their wallet.
person 1: oh, cuz they might have some ID?
person 3: don't know how that's gonna help us. what should we do?
person 2: an ID might help us when we use his credit card later.
person 1: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
person 3: well, i've really wanted a new laptop.
person 2: and i've wanted a new t.v.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:20 am
A foreign nation has invaded your country while dropping bombs and firing from tanks. You say "I need to use the bathroom"
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:25 pm
*there's a worldwide donor blood shortage*
"I JUST HAD SEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:29 pm
*a nuke hits home*
Girl: ahhh its the end of the world!!
boy: wanna have sex?
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:40 pm
*it's almost your turn to go on stage n' one kid already on stage has stagefright*
"Hey, EVERYONE! Strip down to your skivs so she can perform!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:53 pm
Rainbow-Power Kool-Aid *it's almost your turn to go on stage n' one kid already on stage has stagefright* "Hey, EVERYONE! Strip down to your skivs so she can perform!" ......... blaugh LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:43 pm
/mother dies of cancer
Daughter/Sister: Why did she have to die?
Brother/Son: I CALL DIBS ON HER IPAD!
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:34 am
*someone is about to kill you while you are slowly dying*
I forgot to wipe my bum!
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:54 am
*Someone breaks into your house, and is about to rob you*
"Where the hell are my keys?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:54 pm
(someone bleeding to death on the floor)
Option 1: "nice to see people still prefer cherry filling over raspberry."
or
Option 2: "ew, this guy eats WAY too much ketchup."
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:13 pm
Nuclear meltdown you caused
"I feel so bad, but I can't stop laughing."
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:16 pm
You went skydiving and forgot to put on the parachute. "Last one down's a rotten egg!"
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