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 Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:51 pm
Fortunately, the dog had a secrete weapon, he had made a contract with a powerful mage from London. So the dog summoned a powerful mage, who naturally brought his opposite a young sorceress to deal with the demon infestation.
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:28 am
Unfortunately, the dog happened to be one of "them", and was wiped out with the rest of the demons.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:53 am
Fortunately, the city was now free of demons.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:43 pm
Unfortunately it now had a flea infestation due to the side effects of the magician's magic.
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ContrabassClarinetist Crew
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:51 pm
Fortunately the fleas drove away a giant monster by their annoying it. When the monster ran away a good deal of the flea population went with it too.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:55 am
Unfortunately, the fleas that fed on the monsters blood turned into monster fleas as well and now terrorized the world.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:37 pm
Fortunately the magic elements of the monster blood were highly unstable and since these fleas had been a magical side effect of the demon banishing in the first place, the mixed magics caused the fleas to turn into chickens.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:38 pm
Unfortunately these chickens were extremely hungry, and attempted to eat anything and everything in their path.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:29 pm
Fortunately, a few butchers joined forces with the army and they took out the chicken, in the process ending hunger in their city.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:52 pm
Unfortunately this incited the wrath of El Pollo Diablo and there was a string of mysterious murders on foggy nights with no witnesses where people would hear a bloodcurdling sqwak and they would find the victims pecked to death with a look of sheer horror on their faces.
(I'm so sorry but I just couldn't resist.)
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:11 pm
Fortunately, a lot of vegetarians on an organic vegan diet survived, because they had no guilt in the murder or eating of the giant chickens.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:26 am
Unfortunately the murdered chicken's screams cried unto the heavens and they started raining acid lollipops.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:50 pm
Fortunately there was a caravan of giants, which had many children with a unique tolerance to the acid in the lollypops, who desired treats and collected the lollypops. They quickly used the lollypops to appease the crying and whining children.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:58 pm
Unfortunately the acid lollipop rain was followed by cotton candy fog which caused the entire city to be ridiculously sticky. This stickiness caused people to be stuck in a lot of places in cars and on foot. Many shoes were lost in the pink mass.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:53 pm
fortunately, little shoe-making elves who loved to clean were in the city on vacation. They gave everybody amazing shoes and cleaned up the city for free!
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