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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:55 pm
Dear Luna,
Who the hell are we married to? Let's elope!
Sincerely,
Draco
(Couldn't think of anything right now... xD ) <3
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:17 am
Dear Nagini,
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER ******** SNAKES IN MY MOTHER ******** SCHOOL!
Sincerely,
Neville
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:48 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Bella and Edward Cullen (aka Blood sucking beasts),
Please, we know you are desperate for attention -since nothing can beat wizards-
but a mutant vampire baby? Please! The Boy-Who-Lived is so much cooler!
Sincerely, James and Lily Potter (aka PEOPLE with REAL weapons)
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:49 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Albus,
I hope you enjoy the picture frame.
I think the pink adds a lovely touch.
The castle's a bit too grey for my liking.
Sincerely, Dolores Umbridge
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:40 pm
Dear Remus,
You bit me pretty hard last night. Do you think I'll like bloody steak like Bill? ;D
Sincerely,
Dora
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:46 pm
Nothing is true….
To the Death Eaters,
You don't have to confess.
We lookin' fo you!
We gonna find you!
Sincerely, The Order of the Pheonix and, um Antione Dodson
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:58 pm
XD omg.
Dear Goat,
My brother doesn't approve of our relationship, so I have to end it. I'm sorry.
Sincerely, Aberforth.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:35 pm
Dear Voldemort
you really need a nose job
please get one soon
i dont want to fight you and look at that
sincerely,
Harry
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:26 am
Dear Lupin,
Being a werewolf must suck,
I hope you enjoy your "time of the month."
Sincerely, Snape
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:52 am
Dear Harry Potter,
Please die so I can finally take over the world.
Sincerely, Voldemort.
(Im not very good at this)
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:59 am
Dear Cho Chang,
I win.
Sincerely, Ginny Weasley
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:53 pm
Dear The-Ghost-of my-lesser-goodlooking-twin-Fred,
Hello Fred,wherever the hell you are.
I just wanted to tell you all the things I couldn't tell you in person because you would have been a git and punched me:
Mum all ways thought I was better looking(even with the ear clean off).
I stole your girlfrined Angelina Johnson. (She thought I was better looking too.)
Lastly I know your secret: I knew you were the only Weasley who didn't have red hair(you were born with black) so you dye your hair every month, I used an extendable ear while you were in the bathroom one night.
See you Freddy!
The amazing George Weasley
((LOL that was random))
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:56 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Voldemort,
I know how you're stuggling with the whole 'killing me' issue; I would be too, but hey, all I do is win.
Anyway, Hermione says that a trip to the library always gives her new ideas.
Think of it as a head start; I mean, I know about your horcruxes, maybe this will make us even.
Good luck.
No, seriously, you'll need it.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:04 pm
Dear Luna,
How the hell did you get into Ravenclaw!?!?!? !
Uggh! How do you come off so smart.
-Hermione
P.S. Can you go on a double date with Draco, his wife dumped him he is pretty desparate and doesn't want to embrass him self.He has a shrine in your honnor...creepy.
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:21 pm
Dear Filch,
I shaved your p***y.
With Love,
Peeves The Poltergeist.
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