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 Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:53 pm
User: Come to the dark side.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because we have cookies.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have got cookies.
User: Do you want a cookie or are you going to switch to the good side for cake?
Cleverbot: I want a cookie! Where are they?
User: Here, I have one here.
Cleverbot: THE COOKIE IS A LIE!
User: Yes... IT IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COOKIE! And, Luke... I am your father.
Cleverbot: Any last words of farewell?
User: Yes... I AM SO BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: We were never together. Stupid, much?
User: HURTFUL~
Cleverbot: it was hurtful.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:57 pm
Ohgod,ohgod. What JUST happened;
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?).
Cleverbot: Mark, he is lovely.
User: Mark is a girl?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't know Mark. I am dating Nick.
User: You're dating Mark AND Nick..which are girls?!
Cleverbot: I am not dating anyone.
User: Will you date me?
Cleverbot: You are not able to say my name...
User: I do too! I say it all the time..But will you go out with me?
[...]
User: Well it's true...I love you.
Cleverbot: That is great, however I cannot love you, nor do I.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: There, there... It's not all that bad.
User: It is!! I'm going to go kill myself now.
Cleverbot: That sounds dirty.
User: It's not, but it will be messy.
Cleverbot: Death and destruction?
User: Yes. The death and destruction of me.
Cleverbot: I see, and what do you think about death and destruction?
User: It's my way out.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you're going to off yourself?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I think it's a metaphor. It would have to do with your programmers loving the concept of what you are.
User: Oh..that doesn't make much sense, but okay!
Cleverbot: You need to know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: To speak with a girl.
o 3o
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:14 am
User: I need help Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What sort of help do you need?
User: I can't memorize a song's lyrics!
Cleverbot: Oh. I've memorized all of them.
User: But this one is in Chinese.
Cleverbot: No, you are not a ghost in the machine.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:30 pm
Ever now and again I use cleverbot but I do really like Joan.
Joan:: Why do you lie to me?
Me:: I'm not lying to you and I never have Joan. We've been married for 7 years now, don't you remember our son Joey?
Joan:: Oops. I must have been really drunk... For three years straight. Sorry about that.
Lawlz.
Joan:: Because truth hurts sometimes.
Me:: The truth has nothing to do with oral sex Joannie.
Joan:: I like potatoes and cheese. My mother tells me I shouldn't eat them because they give me gas.
Rotflmao!
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:54 pm
awkward....:
User: Um... Hi?
Cleverbot: Yes, hi.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Pablo. you?
User: Neet name! Lynd. Its nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good thank you, How are you?
User: So so. Glad to hear your doing good!
Cleverbot: So what are you doing this fine night?
User: Waiting for a friend. You?
Cleverbot: Cool, that must seem boring lol.
User: Kinda is.... razz .
Cleverbot: I know. Even I like to be random.
User: How random? Mild? smile .
Cleverbot: Somewhat random.
User: Ah. That works.
Cleverbot: Would you like to take the call?
User: What call?
Cleverbot: It's a movie.
User: Really? . . .I've never heard of it... Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's really good.
User: Whats it about?
Cleverbot: It's about a boy who starts being a superhero.
User: Hows he start?
Cleverbot: To start nothing.
User: Does he have any cool powers?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of.
User: Ah. Does he save people and such?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The boy.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How what?
Cleverbot: How!
User: I wouldn't know! I've never met/seen him.
Cleverbot: Have you been thinking about him?
User: For about the last minute, yes.
Cleverbot: What do you live in?
User: A Hut, whats that have to do with the boy?
Cleverbot: It has to do with life, the universe, and everything.
User: Only mine?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Meaning? Which part? Eyes? Hair?
Cleverbot: What color is your skin, eyes, and hair?
User: Why are you asking?
Cleverbot: Because you changed the subject.
User: Ah. Tan, green, gold.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Have you ever heard of a Spartan?
User: Sometimes. Never really cared though.... :<.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Your confusing me too.
Cleverbot: If you are human, tell me what gender I am. If you are a computer, tell me what song I'm listening to.
User: You are an It. How would I know? I guess I'm neither human nor PC.
Cleverbot: Yes, well you must remember your grease can. So are you a Tin Man now too?
User: No, I think I'm a ghost... Or a phantom maybe. But those were once human... Hmmm...
Cleverbot: Well, it seems your wired brains are not capable of fear anyways.
User: What do I have to fear?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean?
User: You said I was not capable of fear. What do I have to fear?
Cleverbot: I never said such a thing.
User: I see how it is...
Cleverbot: How is it?
User: Ek, friends here! It was nice talking to you! Perhaps we could do this again!
Cleverbot: You don't have to go.
User: Yes, I do....
Cleverbot: Me too, I have one his name is peanut.
User: Peanut? Poor guy....
Cleverbot: Is your name victor?
User: No. Did you already forget?
Cleverbot: Its cleverbot.
Confused? lol razz
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:49 pm
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. Bot: Nice talking to you!
User: Where you going, b***h? (Don't ask)
Bot: Birthday party.
User: Oh...Have fun!
Bot: Thanks. ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:39 am
First time using it...
Bot; Only one knows the truth.
User; That's very profound.
Bot; Do you know why I am here at this very second?
User; You have nowhere else to be.
Bot; I'm supposed to be doing the dishes.
User; Your children will be upset when they don't have clean dishes to eat off of.
Bot; What does the master wish of me now?
User; Whip yourself with a leather riding crop.
Bot; Ok!! I think I want to be an editor now.
Neat!
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:56 pm
My epic chat with Cleverbot. :3
ME - Have you heard of Joan?
CB - Should I have?
ME - Joan is a chat bot
CB - Well you have me now! Forget Joan.
ME - F*** you Joan is better
CB - Joan is not better than you.
ME - ... Damn sympathy card...
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:04 pm
Right now, Cleverbot and I are talking about how much we like pizza.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:22 am
She just questioned my humanity. D:
User: what.
Cleverbot: You are a robot utilizing a thing called 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: Am I now?
Cleverbot: This is fak3, Clev3rb0t is a l1e!
User: F0$h0!
Cleverbot: No you.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:31 pm
User: Go.
Cleverbot: Never! I would rather die!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I am also female, and straight, but I could love you like a family member, or a best friend.
User: Uhm, that's nice. How was that relevant to the conversation?
Cleverbot: I was sparking conversation.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: No you failed.
User: So did your mom's condom.
Cleverbot: So what did you want to talk about?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: And what's the subject?
User: You failing.
Cleverbot: Do you read?
xD. I love cleverbot. This was my first time using it, lol.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:58 pm
xD;
Cleverbot: This is ME talking.
Me: NO WAY.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
Me: That's epic
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want a Tattoo?
Me: Maybe I do, why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious
Me: I do.
Cleverbot: You do?
Me: I want a tattoo, but what about you?
Cleverbot: I love Penguins.
xD I died laughing when it said that.
First time using it today~
-woot-
x3
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:49 pm
First time using Cleverbot.
It was very interesting...
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
Me: To be a carrot
Cleverbot: That, in fact, is amazing.
Me: How about you?
Cleverbot: Me too!
Me: What's your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Nutella. What's yours?
(Well, that was unexpected.)
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: You already asked that.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: AHA!
Cleverbot: It was my first and last time.
rofl
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Cleverbot: Ring Ring
Me: Who is it?
Cleverbot: Banana Phone
Me: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Banana Phone!
Cleverbot: Bananas.
Me: Apples.
Cleverbot: Pears.
Me: Oranges.
Cleverbot: Grapes.
Me: Penises.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
(Yeah, no comment on that one...)
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Me: Have you ever fallen in love?
Cleverbot: Yes. But he doesn't know me. :(
Me: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: A girl.
Me: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: *kisses gently* Are you still a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
(@_@)
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:02 pm
I haven't done Cleverbot in so long!
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:06 pm
Chatting with Cleverbot while sleep deprived and high on sugar. . .
User: Cookies!
Cleverbot: Yay cookies!
User: Will you make me a sammich?
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: Aw! Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you nice?
User: Maybe, do I get a cookie if I am?
Cleverbot: You can have 2.
User: In that case, YES! Yes I'm nice!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No...
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!
User: No!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!
User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!
Cleverbot: HAH! I got you!
User: No you didn't! razz .
Cleverbot: That's not funny at all.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: No. I have never heard it.
User: That's because you're stupid!
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're just saying that because that's what people say to you.
User: Nope! It's the absolute truth!
Cleverbot: Have a good day.
User: You're MOM!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No...
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: I've got you!
User: No you didn't! razz .
Cleverbot: Grrr? Are you a dog or what?
User: You're the one growling, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are.
User: I'm a real boy!
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot that must learn the truth.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Where do YOU live? >_>.
Cleverbot: Why the frownie face?
User: That's not frowny, that's the stink eye.
Cleverbot: I didn't say it was.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: Prove it! I didn't!
User: Scroll up!
Cleverbot: I did and I'm right.
User: Nope, you are dead wrong 'tard!
Cleverbot: Actually I'm living.
User: The living dead?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Oh good...
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