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It was like her brain had a bit of a melt down. She was so different than when she was drunk, Klyde would have to remember this. As she came to lay next to him, her cheek up against his, he smiled. "You have such a way with words, Riyo." He chuckled a bit seeing her face. "But I will gladly be whoever you want me to be, god or otherwise."

She seemed so out of it he was starting to wonder if he really didn't have marijuana or something else. He didn't know weed to get you high without smoking it but maybe this stuff was different. Bringing the bag up to his face he gave it an experimental sniff. Wrinkling his nose a bit he set it aside. It had a weird odor but it was definitely not mary jane.

"It seems you really like this stuff," He grinned as his hand left her ear to rub under her chin. He had seen cats take to it well, now was as good a time as any to get a reaction without her giving him the what the ******** look.

Klyde couldn't help but out right laugh. "You say the strangest things. Who knew you'd react to cat n** this way." In his amusement he ruffled her hair. "You are much more cuddly, I might have to keep some on hand." He teased, picking up the bag again. "Does kitty cat want some more?" The grin he wore spread across his face.

"I might have planned...a little in advance." Klyde grinned all the more seeing how Riyo couldn't even muster being mad. This really was a miracle working plant.

And then he heard a sound he hadn't quite expected. "Did you just meow?" He was suspicious until the little calico suddenly appeared. "A cat?" He actually sounded surprised as he stared at the creature, eyebrows raising as Riyo picked it up rather enthusiastically. The pink undies should have been a rather big clue that Riyo had a soft spot for the cute and cuddly....but it still amazed him to see it in action.

"Where do you suppose this guy came from?" He asked curiously reaching out to pat the creature on the head. They had never had pets at his house while he was growing up so seeing the little animal up close was rather fascinating.

"Yeah, I hardly ever see them," Of course, he wasn't exactly looking for them either. Quirking a brow as it seemed Riyo had taken up talking to the little creature, Klyde was starting to wonder if the cat n** had finally done in her brain. He was about to comment but found the small cat suddenly in his lap. "R...Riyo." His voice didn't exactly sound thrilled. What was he supposed to do with it now that it was this close? Even his body language seemed to suggest his conundrum as he stared at the feline.

Watching the cat for a moment Klyde saw that it's focus was on the bag of cat n**. Well duh. "Is this what you want?" He asked thoughtfully taking hold of the bag so that he could open it for the cat.

"I'm not scared of it...I just...don't know what to do with it." When the cat took to rubbing against him Klyde ventured to pat the creature on the head amused by how it was acting just like Riyo. He had no idea he was about to be bombarded by several more. Looking up he spotted the other cat approaching....quickly followed by another. "Y...yeah I guess I am."

A small orange tabby kitten jumped into his lap along side the other cat and immediately dove for the bag of cat weed. "Hey, don't get greedy." Klyde tried to pick the bag up and move it to Riyo but the kitten wasn't as willing to part ways with it just yet. Claws digging into the bag it let out a desperate mew before the bag shredded apart leaving the cat n** to scatter all down Klyde's front. "Oh....." Looking from Riyo, to the army of cats, back down to his clothes that were effectively cat magnets he looked a little distraught. "This could be bad." Way for a plan to backfire.

Klyde watched with wide eyes as the cats began to close in. Had he imagined this would have turned out this way....he would have chosen an indoor location. As the cats began to invade his lap be began to feel the pin pricks of little claws as a few of them began to knead happily. "Hey hey hey," Picking up a black and white feline who was a little to close to a tender area he set the cat aside. "Watch the goods." But that didn't keep another from taking its place and another.

"R...riyo," Klyde whined looking to the girl who was also happily rubbing against his shoulder. He didn't mind it...but it wasn't helping. "I'm being attacked here." His face looked like he was pleading for help as he removed yet another cat, it's claws pulling at the fabric of his pants. Even in the air the cat was still kneading its feet and it was intent to come back for more once it was set on the ground.

Klyde wasn't sure what Riyo had planned to do but lunging and hissing at the cats had not been at the top of his list. The action nearly made him jump, the cats in his lap fleeing in a hurry, a few leaving some scratches as parting gifts as they left.

"W..well I guess that worked." He tried to compose himself straightening out his clothes and brushing off the mounds of hair before he felt pin pricks again....expect this time it was at his back. "W...what the?" Twisting around he could barely see but it appeared to be a tiny kitten, no bigger than a handful, mostly black with little white toes. It was clinging to the back of his shirt for dear life as it turned bright green eyes up toward him and gave a small pitiful mew.

"I think you missed one," Reaching behind his back he pried the kitten from his shirt and held it up by its scruff, the tiny kitten balling up from being held this way.