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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:52 pm
The pair floated through the cafeteria and back into the kitchen, where there was a grunt rifling through the fridge in search of a snack. He looked up with the makings of a sandwich in his arms and blinked at the giant blimp and his bright blue companion.
Newton puffed up proudly and nudged the lower ranking rocket out of his way. There was science to be done. Food science. The best science. They would find something the Porygon liked.
He filled his four arms with various meats, cheeses, jellies, and refrigerated lunches with not his name on them, and laid them on the counter. "Blim." Let the testing begin!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:01 pm
Beta paused in the cafeteria, taking a moment to behold all the people and Pokemon. Her owner didn't like to be around people, so a mass this large was a rare site! However, it soon followed after the blimp again.
Porygon peered into the fridge as Newton rummaged, a molded jello catching its attention and it used a wing to poke at it experimentally. The touch causing the thing to jiggle slightly. "Zeeeeeee." Beta was fascinated, and poked it again.
However, as Newton placed the food on the table, the blue one zipped over and surveyed the spread with awe. So much food. It didn't know what to do with it! Literally!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:18 pm
Newton made sure to put the jello on the counter too, since Porygon seemed to show an interest in it. He did not care who's food it was. The Drifblim picked up a large jar of grape jelly, unscrewed the top, reached in, and shoveled a large gob of it into his face. "Mmimm" With a full mouth, he urged the other pokemon to follow his example.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:25 pm
Beta floated over to the jar of jelly after having watched Newton's display. It cocked its head at it for a moment, then suddenly dunked its bill into the gooey mess. The Pokemon made slurping sounds as it messily tried to consume... but as it tried to pull back... found itself stuck.
Trying to tug the jar off unsuccessfully, it then pulled it into the air so that it was now held above it. Jelly started to leak all over its face, and was then slung in all directions as it shook its head back and forth. Eventually the jar came free and went flying across the room. The loud crash of glass signaling its impact with an oven.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:37 pm
Newton laughed in a blimmy fashion at the jar antics. One would think he would be upset at the wasted jelly, but jelly baths were a favorite pass time of his; Plus, Nyx would always provide him with more. She bought them in bulk. "Blim?" He inquired about his jelly covered friend's opinion on his favorite food.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:44 pm
A little surprised by the whore ordeal, Beta stared at the mess of glass and jelly now on the floor. But the question drew its attention back, which was answered with a, "ZEE!" And the Porygon twirling in midair. It did taste good at least. Sugar was something it hadn't experienced before!
It again focused on the jello mold, remembering how it jiggled. This called for an experiment. Beta hovered over and bounced lightly on it, before dropping its entire weight. SPLAT! Jello went in all directions.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:58 pm
This elicited a clap from Newton. It was entertaining to see one of tall angry man's pokemon taking enthusiasm in having fun and making messes. Newton scooped up some of the wiggly gelatin into his hand and shoved it into his face as well. His friend enjoyed playing in it, maybe he'd enjoy eating it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:28 am
Beta intended to try it now that the jello was broken apart. Its bill dabbling at the destroyed mold like a duck. It was lime flavored jello and the Porygon was intrigued at the sweet yet sour taste. Large yellow eyes looked around at the other food, then up to Newton expectantly for him to explain these other things.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:59 pm
Newton threw a gob of meat and cheese together, slathered it with ketchup, and threw it into his mouth. He followed it with a relish and mayo chaser. The grunt, who had been staring at the two ravenous, grew pale and exited the kitchen, no longer wishing to watch the blimp eat in such a grotesque fashion.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:24 pm
Watching this with intrigue, Beta attempted to copy Newton's sloppy eating habits.
A piece of meat and cheese were placed together and then Beta knocked over the ketchup bottle. Not having fingers and thumbs was difficult, but it improvised. The Porygon copied what it did with the jello mold and landed on the bottle of ketchup. A lewd noise came from the bottle as it squirted ketchup at an impressive length of five feet. More ketchup getting on the table and floor than the food.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:16 pm
A pair of Newton's arms went into the air and he blimmed in celebration of more mess making. He wasn't sure he'd ever made this much of a mess before, but the enthusiasm had it in his grasp and he grabbed a bag of chips and poured them on top of some uncooked hot dogs before scarfing down a hand full of meat and chips and some ketchup that had landed on counter. "Blim bliiim!" This was the most fun he'd had in the past 24 hours.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:39 pm
There was suddenly a blue blur as Beta went sliding across the ketchup trail it had made, sucking in chips, meat, and cheese in like manner to a vacuum.
There was muffled 'ZEEE's as it went along, stuffing its face with food. It could get use to this!
Nevermind that there was now a rather irritated trainer a couple levels down, now searching for his missing Porygon-Z.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:32 pm
Newton clapped as the porgyon went sliding across the counter, eating like a champ as he went. He grabbed the cookie jar and dumped it out on the counter, shoved three into his mouth at once. "Blom om om blom!'
The balloon's owner looked at her watch and hm'd. It was getting close to dinner time and her pokemon still wasn't back.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:30 pm
Ooo... what was this? Beta floated over, now covered in ketchup, and looking at the cookies with interest. They were big and round, and looked tasty. Never had the Porygon experienced eating, and it was liking it! Carefully, Beta managed to pick up a cookie with its 'wings' and took a bite.
"Zee zee!" Delicious! So sweet and crumbly! Bits of cookie stuck and potato chip stuck to its ketchup slicked bill.
Seth's search of the tech floor came up fruitless, and now he made his way to the surveillance room. If anything the security cameras would show him where his Porygon had gone.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:41 pm
"Blim!" The pokemon threw a handful of cookies into the air in celebration. They had found all sorts of food that the porygon liked, and Newton had found what was probably his bestest friend. This would probably not please either of the two pokemon's owners.
Nyx stared at her stomach, which grumbled and protested loudly; She hadn't eaten for hours and her body was not happy with her for it. Newton or no Newton, she had to eat something. The scientist removed herself from her chair and made her way down the halls and into the lobby where she waited for the elevator.
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