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Stop Dont Believin Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:47 pm
Because they are made of trans fats and cocaine.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:00 pm
Find a wood chuck that can chuck wood...when the wood chuck chucks wood, and everyone is distracted, get the klondike bar.
Why do eyes gleam?
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Stop Dont Believin Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:58 pm
Because they are colored with glitter paint.
What is it with teenagers and loud music?
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:00 pm
Oh that's too easy. talk2hand
Teenagers have tiny ears...
Why are my undies always white? OwO
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:18 pm
It obviously snows where your undies are...
man thats gross! mrgreen
Why is the grass green?
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:10 pm
So leprechauns can blend in on saint patricks day!
Why is night time dark?
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:31 pm
So the stars can get some rest; they have a hard time doing so if it is too light out.
Why do fish breath water?
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:33 pm
because they don't have air to breath
Why is candy so good?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:50 pm
Because the sugar plum fairy made it.
Why is there a rainbow?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:03 pm
because the sky gets sick and barfs out colors 0_0
Why do leaves change colors in the fall?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:05 pm
Because little elves come and paint them...
What is the moon made of?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:37 pm
White cheese
Why are clouds considered "fluffy"?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:22 pm
Some people think they look like half eaten marshmellow and marshmellows are fluff...
I want a marshmellow...or a smore...
Why don't dogs purr?
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:03 pm
Actually they do purr...it's just at a too low pitch for humans to hear.
Why do people create holidays?
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