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Tanglebox rolled 5 20-sided dice:
17, 7, 8, 11, 15
Total: 58 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:10 pm
Your User Name: Tanglebox Items Rolled: Yellow Flowers with Small Petals, Slimey Blue Flowers, Bright Red Berries, Pretty Multi-Colored Flowers, Colorful Large Frog Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry:
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bobaTJ rolled 5 20-sided dice:
12, 10, 14, 9, 15
Total: 60 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:12 pm
Your User Name: Rabid Ice Weasel Items Rolled: Large Dull-Colored Moth, A Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing, Pink Thorny Flowers, Slender Plants with No Scent, and Colorful Large Frog Prize Pref: Silver seeds Entry: All in all, the dish should have no taste, which was a good thing. Most poisons had scents and tastes and all kinds of awful things to warn Steve of her plan! Of course, there was no chance of that with a slender, scentless plant as a base! There was no sweet or bitter taste and no wafting aroma which belied the danger within. Along with the strange reeds, Gluttony had plucked the thorns from the little pink flowers, lacing her spongy cake with the dangerous little spurs. Oh, yes, that would hurt something terrible! Atop the pastry she had ground the moth, dispersing its dangerous powder, and now she hummed, juicing the unfortunate frog over the frosting. Now it was a moist, damp cake... damp with toxins, aha!
As a finishing touch, the girl hefted up an angry snapping creature at her arms' length, trying to avoid its wildly flailing neck. In one swift move, she thrust the creature onto the lower layer and covered it over with frosting and the second tier of beautiful, dangerous cake. The thing was not happy, understandably, and it snapped its jaws harder.
Steve was certainly in for a surprise...
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alpha lyrae rolled 5 20-sided dice:
19, 1, 2, 17, 18
Total: 57 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:17 pm
Your User Name: haliekins Items Rolled: An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something, Ominous-looking Berries, Wiggling, Curling Vines, Tiny Red Berries, and Strange Mushrooms Prize Pref: Silver pumpkin seeds! Entry: Soon~
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Roxy_roxanna2 rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 12, 14, 16, 4
Total: 53 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:17 pm
Your User Name: Roxy_roxanna2 Items Rolled: Slimey Blue Flowers, Large Dull Colored Moth, Pink Thorny Flowers, Yellow Flowers with small petals, Hard Brown Round Berries Prize Pref: silver pumpkin seeds. Entry: It had started with some large dull colored moths baked to crisp perfection at 450 degrees. Then she had carefully crushed some slimey blue flowers into the perfect icing. She coated the moths liberally with icing, they looked so cheerful, so edible! Grinning wickedly she took some hard brown round berries...poison berries. She quickly added them onto the cookie and then decorated with the petals of a small yellow flower. For a final touch she took a pink thorny flower and set it in the middle then used the thorny stems as antennae. Once she had a nice batch of cookies she slipped them onto a plate left a napkin and a note and hid to watch...
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Mobster Goose rolled 5 20-sided dice:
17, 7, 10, 6, 6
Total: 46 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:45 pm
Your User Name: Mobster Goose Items Rolled: Tiny Red Berries, Slimey Blue Flowers, A Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing, Sluggish Snake x2 Prize Pref: silver pumpkin seeds Entry:The items on the list didn't seem probably to something horrendous with. How was she supposed to make that into something fitting for the occasion? When life gives you lemons, I guess. Steve had to want to eat this on his own after all, so she went with a different approach. The ingredients themselves would be enough to do the trick all she had to do was make it appetizing. She gutted the inside of the menacing snapping shelled thing to make it the vessel for her meal. Inside she put a mixture of mashed berries, the meat of the shelled thing, some ground up slimy flowers and sluggish snake paste. On top of the mixture she garnished more red berries, a few slimy flowers and then laid a full sluggish snake over everything below. The can of her sluggish snake paste was left with her dish in case Steve decided he'd like more of it. Too much of that stuff at once is enough to kill ya. But then again what's wrong with that? Anyway, her meal comes in the crescent shape of the shelled creature which makes it perfect for carrying. The claws can be snapped off to be used a spoons. Everyone needs something to drink with their food correct? Accompanying her dish she made a tall glass of a liquid pulped mixture of all her ingredients; placing a single flower on the top to make it pretty.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:17 pm
Your User Name: Kaze Taco Items Rolled: Soon... Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry: Soon...
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Kaze Taco rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 3, 2, 2, 1
Total: 15 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:19 pm
COULD HELP IF I ROLLED LIKE A GENIUS
Your User Name: Kaze Taco Items Rolled: Slimey Blue Flowers, A Feathery Irate Creature, Wiggling Curling Vines (x2), Ominous-Looking Berries Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry: The crumbs were mocking her. The soft, fluffy remnants of a boysenberry cake floating in the remnants of a lemon glaze that was simply to die for (literally- it had a healthy dose of some poison or another in it)… it was all mocking her. As Gluttony’s stomach rumbled from the poison delicacy (she only had a semi-indestructible stomach, after all), her eyes started to water.
It had been a beautiful cake. Truly, it had been a work of art. The first year student fell to her knees and clenched her fists, cursing Steve and everything that he stood for—because of course it was not HER fault that she ate the cake… it was Steve’s! He was late, so of course it was his fault.
“I’ll get you for this, Steve… for Lilith, for my beloved cake, for it all!” She pumped a fist to the sky as a convenient lightning storm passed overhead. “I will have my revenge!”
Then the power went out.
As the echoes of Gluttony’s cries were still dying out in the blackness, the Avarice Demon took a moment to contemplate what nice acoustics the room had. Then she attempted to walk out of the room, shrieking when she tripped over something scuttling around. As she heard a crunch, Gluttony prayed that she hadn’t just stepped on one of Cricket’s “babies”.
*** Remember how convenient that lightning storm was for declarations of revenge? Well, it wasn’t so convenient when you had to go searching for various ingredients in the swamp. Most people would’ve said, “Hell no, I don’t want to get hit by lightning!” But not Gluttony. Oh, no. Gluttony was determined to have her cake and eat Steve too. … Wait, that came out wrong. Either way, Gluttony was going to kill Steve one way or the other.
Which is why the wiggling vines blocking Gluttony’s path weren’t going to faze her. With streaks of lightning as her backdrop, Gluttony drew her vorpal blade and went in. The only bad part about this was that Gluttony’s vorpal blade was actually a fork, and the vines didn’t really take to being stabbed. They decided to cuddle her like a constrictor might cuddle its next meal. The girl shrieked and cursed (at Steve, of course, for this was all his fault), and could only escape by chewing her way through the vines’ flesh. She was still gnashing her (surprisingly pointy) teeth as she emerged victorious, the still-wiggling vines clenched in her white-knuckled fists. Juice trickled from her mouth and stained her blouse like it was blood as she cried, “WHO’S NEXT?!”
Apparently a ball of feathers was next, as it cannonballed itself into Gluttony’s head.
“YEEOOWCH!!” Gluttony clutched her forehead and whirled around, looking for that strange creature. That strange creature was sitting on a toadstool nearby, beady blue eyes glaring up at the demon. It was not happy, and it had decided to focus its anger on the loud and obnoxious demon.
“I’ll squeeze that venomous bile out of you and use it as icing!” cried Gluttony. She really would’ve done quite well in an action movie, especially one starring Hel Gibletson (she loved his movie Cowardheart).
It certainly was an epic stare-off. The feathered thing ruffled slightly and Gluttony took a moment to wipe the red juice from her lips. She paused to contemplate whether bleach would work on cleaning her shirt, but decided to send it to a cleaner’s at Steve’s expense. It was his fault, after all.
The thing decided to end Gluttony’s contemplation by opening its mouth. Rows upon rows upon rows of flaming teeth lined a mouth that stretched as tall as the cafeteria doorways. The demon could barely yell out Steve’s name before her quarry swallowed her whole.
That was it. That was the end of Gluttony. Steve was victorious to go on to the other evil exes, and win Lilith’s heart forever.
“Screw you, narrator!”
But what’s this? A voice broke through the creature’s stomach (and the fourth wall at that). The feathered creature blinked its eyes a couple of times before promptly exploding. No one is quite sure how Gluttony made it explode, but the demonness was standing victorious. The remnants of the feathery creature splattered onto a field of already-slimy blue flowers, and Gluttony shrugged.
“Well, that’s one way to get your icing…”
After collecting the remains of the irate feathered creature (and some of the slimy blue flowers for decoration), Gluttony continued on her quest. By this point she was soaked beyond her bones, and the tips of her fingers were numb from cold. I must remind you readers that her plight was all Steve’s fault. Only one ingredient was left… the ingredient that Gluttony had initially set out for: The Ominous-Looking Berries of Delirium, Destruction, and Digestional Problems.
She was finally there. She had braved horrors upon horrors in the deep swamp, risking life and electrocution… and they were there. The berries…
… had always been right behind the cafeteria.
“STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEEEEE!!!”
*** Gluttony prodded the cupcake a couple of times to make sure that it was cooked all the way through. She did this, of course, with a meter stick (couldn’t risk any explosions). The feather-and-gore icing dripped down the sides while a pretty (yet slimy) blue flower started to slide down.
Well, it was the thought that counted, right? The thought of HATEHATEHATEHATE. Steve would pay for what Gluttony had to go through that night, oh yes. Oh yes, Steve would enjoy that cupcake… and it would be his last!
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Meeki rolled 5 20-sided dice:
18, 6, 16, 8, 13
Total: 61 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:19 pm
Your User Name: Meeki Items Rolled: Strange Mushrooms, Sluggish Snake, Yellow Flowers with Small Petals, Bright Red Berries, Long, Thin Brown Sticks Prize Pref: Silver pumpkin seeds. Entry:
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kalindara rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 18, 13, 19, 20
Total: 77 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:27 pm
Your User Name: kalindara Items Rolled: Slimey Blue Flowers; Strange Mushrooms; Long, Thin Brown Sticks; An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something; A Sad-Eyed Creature Prize Pref: Silver pumpkin seeds Entry: ...forthcoming...
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La Fantome de le opera rolled 5 20-sided dice:
11, 20, 20, 18, 9
Total: 78 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:32 pm
Your User Name: La Fantome De Le Opera Items Rolled: Pretty Multi-Colored Flowers, A Sad-Eyed Creature, A Sad-Eyed Creature, Strange Mushrooms, Slender Plants with No Scent Prize Pref: Gluttony! 8D Entry:
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xdeathxbyxlovex rolled 5 20-sided dice:
19, 6, 19, 18, 10
Total: 72 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:07 pm
Your User Name: xdeathxbyxlovex Items Rolled: An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something Sluggish Snake An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something Strange mushrooms A Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry:
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Masshiro rolled 5 20-sided dice:
19, 5, 16, 8, 17
Total: 65 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:13 pm
Your User Name: Masshiro Items Rolled: Strange eggs, Bright Red Berries, Yellow Flowers with Small Petals, Tiny Red Berries and An Odd Crumbling Ball of... Something Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry: ---> Soon.
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Nothing Yet rolled 5 20-sided dice:
1, 3, 9, 13, 9
Total: 35 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:48 pm
Your User Name: Nothing Yet Items Rolled: Ominous-looking Berries, A Feathery, Irate Creature, Slender Plants with No Scent x2, Long, Thin Brown Sticks Prize Pref: Seedspls! Entry:
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Sosiqui rolled 5 20-sided dice:
11, 6, 10, 15, 18
Total: 60 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:12 pm
Your User Name: Sosiqui Items Rolled: Pretty Multi-Colored Flowers; Sluggish Snake; A Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing; Colorful Large Frog; Strange Mushrooms Prize Pref: Seeds! Entry:Recipe for One Dead (Or At Least Sickly And Therefore Easier To Defeat) Steve Ingredients: s**t you found in the woods This stuff! (That mushroom definitely looks dangerous.) Preparation: - Defeat Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing. (We recommend dropping it in boiling water. If you can catch it.) - Use claw of deceased Menacing, Snapping Shelled Thing to pinch your nose closed, because s**t's about to get real. - Prepare a pot of boiling water (if not already prepared for defeating MSST). - Dump a Colorful Large Frog into the boiling water. Frog will not die - this is normal. Wait for all the color to steam off, then remove frog and set aside. -------Note: Frog may begin making sarcastic commentary on your cooking. Ignore frog and continue.- Place one Sluggish Snake into the colorful brew. Snake will die - this is also normal. Boil until snake completely dissolves; turn down heat and allow brew to simmer until the snake's natural slime begins to thicken the liquid. - Taking extreme caution (be absolutely sure the MSST's claw is firmly in place over your nose!), place the Strange Mushroom into the brew. - Stand back and wait for riot of sparkles and rainbows to subside. -------Note: Robocorns may be attracted by this phase of cooking! Ensure your kitchen doors/windows are firmly closed to avoid home invasion.- Turn off heat and allow brew to cool off. - When room temperature, decant brew into cocktail glass and garnish with Pretty Multi-Colored Flowers before serving.
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childs menu rolled 5 20-sided dice:
14, 4, 3, 5, 8
Total: 34 (5-100)
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:17 pm
Your User Name: childs menu Items Rolled: Pink Thorny Flowers, Hard Brown Round Berries, A Feathery, Irate Creature, Strange eggs, Bright Red Berries Prize Pref: Gluttony Entry: Flash Game! I made a flash game using swishmax3 which is like flash but cheaper and not as easy to use lolol It took about two hours to make the actual game and the drawings and stuff took about 45mins~ thank you for looking at my entry! <:
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