You.... Are... My... Effing... Hero
heart Fo'real. I've been a twilight hater since I discovered it's existence, there are so many loopholes, paradoxes, plot-holes and just overall nonsense! Everything you just said? I can't agree more.
I really hope it is just a phase and doesn't reach Harry Potter proportions (nothing against HP, I'm not a fan, but I don't think of it as such slanderous garbage. Fantasy that actually sticks to fantasy. [of course, the thing that ruins it the most is the culture/fans who are obsessed to the point that they LARP it up >_>])
It has everything required to just be a terrible fad, but unfortunately - not just teenyboppers are falling into it. I remember seeing this a while ago and face-palming so hard I had to go to the hospital:

ARRRGGGHHH I have to go now, I just did it again. Later!