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 Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:17 am
Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet.
Your hair smells like cheetos, thats why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
Can I see your label? Just as I thought, Made In Heaven.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
and the classic: I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:45 am
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Do you come here often?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I have only three months to live.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
What's your sign?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:57 am
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:26 pm
Those are funny. xd Even though it's something I wouldn't use. o.O;
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:56 pm
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:22 pm
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:11 am
You look like a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:44 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:33 am
*Bumps into two girls* Sorry ladies! I wouldn't want to get between you two! Or DO I?
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:57 pm
O_O!
Hey baby, you're the cream in my coffee. <----thats random XD
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:00 pm
I better get my library card because I'm checking you out!
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:27 pm
D*mn girl, yo stupid fly, how about I pull over that bumper and spank that monkey?!
(woo! Ebonics! XD)
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:41 am
I would love to use some of those in my every day life heart I wonder how the guy would react though... confused
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:54 pm
confused I'm sure nost of them wouldn't work because they usually are designed to be geared toward women.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:32 am
rofl They're still great though heart
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