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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:27 am
Granted but it's all moldy.
I wish I had a another sword.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:02 pm
Granted, but it was only a half of a CM long and quarter wide. I wish for a derpinshlop
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:26 pm
granted but you forget what it does/is
I wish i knew what a Flargn is
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:50 pm
Granted!
... But the very information overloads your brain. Congrats, youre now a vegetable.
I wish for peace all over the world
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:33 pm
granted, but you lose your life finding what gives the peace
I wish i could think of a wish
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:28 pm
Granted!
... But your wish is for more wishes. This continues til you have millions, but you die before getting an idea of what to use them on.
I wish the liberal media never existed
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:12 pm
Granted but it existes in anothe dimension.
I wish for a new Chevy Camero.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:52 pm
Granted but the moment you get in home a wild manbearpig attacks it destroying it beyond recognition
I wish I had a clue
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:26 pm
Granted!
... But in gaining the clue, you realize the world is truly [censored], and go insane. My kinda woman ^^
I wish for all the MGS
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:12 pm
Granted but Psycho Mantis reads you memory card and disapproves of your game choices
I wish I had a job
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:25 pm
Granted!
... But the job is being my in house maid. And if hentai has taught us anything, youre doing far more then your job requirement
I wish I had a better tablet program
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:20 pm
Grated but then the evil Not Responding Fairy comes and locks it up every 10 minutes.
I wish I had a 50 inch flat screen for my room.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:23 pm
Granted but it was used and there is a disturbing image burned into the screen
I wish I would stop knocking my coca cola over
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:21 pm
Granted!
... Now youre knockin down Pepsi
I wish to rule the world
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:31 pm
granted but then you're killed
I wish people would stop acting like idiots
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