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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:32 pm
Granted! You now have a gremlin of your own, but it gets into the fridge at the worst time before coming into your room and killing you in your sleep.
I wish My artist's block would go away so I can draw, play bass and write again. >.<
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:07 pm
Granted! You become so obsessed with drawing and writing that you write nonstop, resulting in a sprained wrist and fractured fingers. Finally, when your hands fall off, you resort to using your feet. Eventually you are locked away in an insane asylum where you spend the rest of your days kicking and screaming, asking for a pen and muttering about your artistic muse.
XD
I wish my life had a sound track. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:19 am
granted it is played cnstantly but only to you causing you ear to bleed causing you to go deaf never hearing it again.
I wish the boyfriend wuld spend more time with me instead of working ...... all the time =[
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:04 am
Granted, but he refuses to do anything else, and you can't do anything else either. You can't take a shower, eat or go anywhere without him clinging to you.
I wish I could find a 'Girls Dead Monster' album for free.
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:29 pm
Granted: you find the album on the ground! even sealed up all new....
only to discover a horrible joke as someone put a blank cd in there in re-sealed it XD
I wish I had photoshop cs4 crying
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:26 pm
Granted~ But once you installed it into you computer and then decided to try it... Your computer crashed in the middle of your artwork and now the computer is screwed up to the point where you have to buy a new computer.
I wish that my best friend did not get hit by a car while biking.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:02 am
Granted. Instead, he/she is hit with a rotten tomato. No bodily harm is done. But, the damage to his/her self-esteem may be irreparable.
I wish I had lots of food in my cupboard.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:07 am
Granted! =D You have a cupboard full of food. Too bad it's nothing you like and more to the point, all rotten. =(
I wish life was like a video game!
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:39 pm
Granted~ But you wake up in the wilderness of fantasy monsters ambushing you! Game Over.
I wish my friend's boyfriend didn't broke up with her.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:40 pm
Granted. Instead, they get stuck in a love-less relationship where neither of them is truly happy.
I wish it won't rain tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:13 am
granted, the sun will shine instead, it'll shine as hrd as it can so you'll get burned by it
i wich i could fly whee 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:39 am
Granted, but then the sky would descend. So, you can't fly higher than a barnyard hen, or you'll hit your head.
I wish I had pinstriped pants.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:16 pm
Granted,You get your pinstriped pants,But you can never take them off and everyone in the world hates pinstriped pant and they try to kill you.
I wish I was better at drawing!
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:01 am
GRANTED!!You have just become the 21st Century Leonardo Davinchi, the new age Picasso, and you've said "Ole" to Monte! But, exactly 2.66 seconds after making your debut, you trip on a stair and fall on your dominant hand, crippling it forever. You still have your other hand, but the only thing you can draw with that one is this: 
I wish my Fiance could come home early from his deployment in Japan...
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:21 am
Granted,
your fiance came home early from Japan,but right when he gets off the plane to see you a fat lady falls on him,crushing him,making him tiny and flattened forever and ever.
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