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 Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:25 pm
becuase Im Transgender bisexual I must be wierd
because I see my self as girl I must be on drugs
because I act diffrent I must be a creep
because Im shy I gotta have something to hide
because I have trust issues Im a bad person
all which I believe be not true I think Im pretty unique person who has a diffrent out look on things ^^
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:24 am
Because I'm lesbian, it's inevitable that any future children I have will turn out as "perverts".
Because I'm lesbian, I will be a horrible parent.
Because I'm quiet, whenever I get mad and have to vent, obviously someone's going to end up dying.
Because I'm an anime/video games/star wars geek, I must be fat and smell like fritos.
Because I don't show immense amounts of joy when it comes to job hunting, I must not want a job at all.
Because I have never dated a girl before, I must not be a lesbian.
Because on occasion I wear all black and listen to Marilyn Manson, I must be goth.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:39 am
Because I act strange, I'm retarded.
Because I'm Agnostic, I'm a Satanist.
Because I'm not happy all the time for no reason, I'm an emo.
Because I don't watch Fox News, I'm an antichrist.
Because I listen to rap, I hate all of the forms of rock.
Because I'm half black (and look hispanic), my parents speak spanish.
Because I'm black, I celebrate Kwanzaa.
Because I slouch and have a stoic facial expression, I have problems at home.
Because I get angry at something unjust, I'm depressed.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:42 am
Because my family was raised to believe in God, I must believe in God.
Because I have a family, I'm supposed to love them.
Because I don't show love to my family, I have no heart.
Because I'm usually upbeat I can't be calm.
Because I'm gay, I have the plague.
Because I'm different in many ways, I'm supposed to be hated!
Because I'm not like you, I'm going to HELL!
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:45 am
because i like spongebob i must be an idiot (STFU people who think this)
because i like metal i'm a satanist
because i don't believe in god i am evil
because i like to hang with gay people i'm gay
because i hate rap i hate black people
because i don't know how to scan pictures for my computer i must be poor
because i talk loudly sometimes i must be retarded
because i play Gaia i must be a(and i quote from a past experience) a gay f*****t retard b***h boy
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:21 am
Because I'm pansexual, I must be a whore and want to be with everyone I see.
Because I'm intelligent, I can't be silly or make mistakes.
Because I don't know much about computers, I must be stupid.
Because I'm under 18, I must be too immature to know anything.
Because my mother is very religious, I must be as well.
Because I'm Atheist, I'm a bad person.
Because the only parent in my life is my mother, I must be very feminine and love to shop and dress up.
Because I have no deep friendships, I must not want them.
Because I can't afford to attend a good school, I must not be able to keep up with the work there.
Because I have short hair, I must want to be a male.
Because I don't want children, I must not be a good person
Because I'm in marching band, I must be a hopeless nerd.
Because I'm heavy and out of shape, I must not want to exercise and become healthier.
Because I'm female, I must be weak.
Because I obsess over things, I must have no self-control.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:59 pm
Because I am bi, I must be a big flirt.
Because I am clumsy, I must be stupid.
Because I like to be alone sometimes, I must be emo.
Because I think different, I must have a disease.
But because I am a girl... I must be weak.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:33 pm
Because I'm bi, I must be a greedy whore.
Because I'm 21, I must be a raging party girl/alcoholic.
Because I was raised Catholic, I must not be very tolerant.
Because I don't judge, I must not have an opinion.
...probably add more later. I love these.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:06 pm
Because I'm opinionated, I must be impossible to get along with.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:35 am
because i'm black i must be from the ghetto.
because i'm a girl i must be submissive.
because i'm young i must always be wrong.
because i'm in college i must party like they do on TV.
because i have more friends on the internet than i do in real life, i must be anti-social.
because i want to have a career in art, i must think unrealistically.
because i had a sheltered childhood i must be naive.
because i play RPGs i must be out of touch with reality.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:01 am
I think a lot of these are good, but doing them for myself would make me more sad.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:10 am
ALSO:
Because I'm a Juggalo, I'm a fat white, Faygo-drinking wannabe wangster creep.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:42 am
Because I'm bi, I must be an attention whore.
Because I see myself as a girl, I'm an abomination.
Because I like to wear different style clothing, I must have a personality disorder.
Because I'm quiet, I must be retarded.
Because I'm intelligent, I'm never allowed to make mistakes.
Because I like to read, I must be anti-social.
Because I'm Agnostic, I'm the anti-christ.
Because I write poetry, I'm a suicidal emo.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:28 am
Since I'm a soldier, I must hate anyone who isn't straight
Since I'm a soldier, I must straight myself
Since I'm going to be an officer, I must not know what I'm doing
Since I enjoy serving as soldier, I must enjoy killing.
Since a soldier is 'a homo', they must be unfit to serve
Since I'm not religous, I must not be accepting of any belief.
Since I don't smile much, I must hate everyone around me
Since I do things differently, I must be doing it wrong.
Since I'm a guy, all I must think of is sex
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Toffee Sock Scissor Betch
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:03 pm
Because I'm clumsy/have bad luck and keep seriously injuring myself I must be doing it to get off work and wear pajamas all day.
Because I go to a coffee club for queer youth, I must be rubbing my sexuality in everyone's faces.
Because I love Victoria Frances' art I must be some vampire-obsessed goth.
Because I'm 19 and love My Little Pony, I must have something very, very wrong with me.
Because I'm lesbian, all my friends must be queer.
Because in the past I've introduced my girlfriends as just friends to my family, I must never have dated a girl and therefore not know what I'm talking about.
Because I'm a little overweight, I must be a lazy pig.
Because I'm losing tons of weight, I must be starving myself.
Because I have a Yorkshire Terrier, I must think chihuahuas are cute. ( burning_eyes )
Because I've dated a guy, I can't be gay.
Because my gay friend George and I are super close, we must be dating.
Because I love Trueblood, I must be another one of those Twihards.
Because I'm shy, I must be slow.
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