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Steve: Drink some of (1) Mountain Dew for CRAZY SUGAR RUSH.

> Steve: Examine DOORS and if they require a KEY before OPENING.

That would have been a great idea ten minutes ago, if you could have used your hands! Then you only would have had to use the SANDWICH and not the FICTATION SPHERE. Unfortunately, you can't change things because the CHRONOLOGY CHALICES your RETCON RELIQUARY are all empty!


What luck! Only one of the doors is locked, though they all have keyholes.

The NORTHEAST exit is locked. Exits are WEST and SOUTHEAST.

>_

> Steve: Go SOUTHEAST.

>Steve: Examine SOUTHEAST before running down the corridor like a chumpbiscuit.

You examine the corridor.

It is illuminated by a couple of flickering bulbs; you suspect they are not receiving adequate power, or that something is wrong with their wiring. You really have no clue, you don't know a ******** thing about lightbulbs.

In the corner at the SOUTHEASTERN exit, a small red light alerts you to the presence of a camera monitoring you. The walls are tiled white, as is the floor. There is a DRIPPING SOUND from the far side of the door, and the floor in front of you is shiny.


You run recklessly down the corridor and slip on the wet floor like a dipshit. Great job, chumpbiscuit! Your fall costs you a small portion of LIFE-INK from your VITALITY INKWELL. Your CRAZY SUGAR HIGH wears off immediately as the pain cancels your endorphins, taking with it your VITALITY and SPEED bonuses.

You are now in front of the door.

>_

They're a DOOR and a CAMERA. You can go through one, and the other one watches you.

>_

>Steve: Urinate on the CAMERA