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 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:48 am
I was skimming fights and came along this. I have no clue what's going on in the fight this came from; but this just made me lol.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:27 pm
-This made me giggle. Old Man KB Two strangely dressed fans in the stadium had a good chuckle. KB watched as Isah ran at him and then jumped into the air, his head leaning back to keep track of his opponent. He smiled as the boot came down towards his head, his smile ever-expanding to surreal proportions. Old Man KB Ghoul Maw - The magical ability to morph one's mouth beyond its natural dimensions. KB uses this ability to replace all his default teeth with fangs, to increase the size of his bite to otherwise impossible measurements, and to produce gut-wrenching fear in his enemies. While employed his mouth stinks of carrion and overflows with blood and maggots. Isah's foot would sink with a wet sucking sound as if he had stomped in mud. Blood splattered in every direction as the boot literally stomped its way through the mouth and down his throat. The entirety of his body weight fell into this step, allowing the vampire to gobble up his leg with ease. After the leg had sunk in sufficiently to the surprise of his opponent, the jaws would snap shut like a beartrap. Old Man KB Enhanced Strength - The strength of a vampire is considerably more than the average human being. This allows for him to use his abilities or weapons in ways disproportionate to his size and physical stature. Overall, his strength is about three times that of the average adult male. This includes his biting power. Old Man KB Blood Drain - The vampiric ability to consume the blood of a target by biting them. Doing so revitalizes a vampire, giving it the strength to continue fighting and healing wounds in an amount equal to the amount of blood consumed. ( Consuming an adult entirely can heal a massive cut or gouge. ) Oh s**t.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:46 pm
Michael Noire What does "powered by MILF" mean? I just keep getting porn references.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:18 pm
Krausse Kreugar Liquid Lights So far it seems like everyone is in accordance. Let's just say all the nasty things we want to say. Goat assholes smell cheesy. Inus_Miana I don't think my eyebrows can go any higher.
My cue to leave. Rhoslyn Vernal *leaves the thread*
Night. The Haelstrom Fist Hey guys, haven't checked in today--well I'll kindly be getting the ******** out now, but before I do, Merry Christmas.
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:12 pm
The Haelstrom Fist Out in the stands, a man sat amidst the crowd of blood-craving spectators with what felt like an aura of heat emanating from him. It didn't take a second glance to figure out the man was a fighter, yet his garb was so unusual. Still, few dared bring it up. Glaring harshly at one particular fighter, Joseph, this man's gaze tightened.  " Yes." Old Man KB Across the way, gaze unflinchingly locked on the ninja from before.  "Soon." Iyuesturu And still another watched Joseph's every move with the hunger of a predator, who feasted on fear.
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Alright, now this was just overkill. Lollipop Fiend Stares in the distance from over the stands. Somebody has Joseph's back. Tenkai Matsumoto Iyuesturu And still another watched Joseph's every move with the hunger of a predator, who... ...would feel a rap-tap-tapping on his back as he watched Joseph.  :/
xD
That was very comical for me. Hopefully with no degradation to the fighters or their match. I just found the shenanigans funny, so please don't misconstrue me electing this as a worthy classic moment as something disrespectful.
Cuh I mean; Come on- that was funny.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:06 am
themightyjello The Vansin DO NOT ENGAGE. I REPEAT. DO NOT ENGAGE.  Because this just makes total sense.
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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:06 pm
Minomusho Joseph’s eyes became white orbs almost lifeless yet at the same time full of a dark fury. Along his back, dorsal spikes ripped from his back in the shape of spiked maple leafs. His skin had become like charcoal colored scales, his hand became claws, and a thick and powerful tail erupted from the back of his pants. I think Minomusho captured the true spirit of the GTB in this fantastic post.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:54 pm
Kenji III "Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:15 pm
Old Man KB He should throw it in a trash bin on his way to his desk. "Sir, aren't you going to give him his card?" "Terrorists don't get Father's Day."
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:45 pm
Quote: Ok, ok, you know how white people have Hitler? Black people now have Vintrict. One was a mass-murdering ********, the other is simply completely retarded and likes playing girls too much. ~KB, June 30th, 2010.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:19 am
Sorry Roen, but I gotta! Herra Karhu Roen's Imprisonment. Episode #2 - Roen's sexuality has decreased, and he has become intrigued by the latent homosexuality going on around him. Soon, he will partake, and enjoy it for himself.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:52 pm
The Haelstrom Fist And then, in the after-life, Roen Jaeger would learn professional boxing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:56 pm
Rhoslyn Vernal SUPPORT VANSIN AND RHOSS AS THE NEW CO-EMPERORS OF A GTB IV YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.
NO LAISSEZ-FAIRE JUDGING. NO IGNORED PLEAS FOR QUICKER RESPONSES OR FAIR CALLS. NO MORE CRAPPY AVATARS AND SHODDY CHARACTER PORTRAITS.
NO MORE STUPIDITY.
NO MORE CORRUPTION.
JUST RHOSS. AND VANSIN. The Vansin HARKEN TO THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE
ITS IN THE ******** PICTURE
HIDDEN AND s**t
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Vive Rhoss et Vansin!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:04 am
Rhoslyn Vernal Are you stressed because of work, family, or relationship problems? Are you tired of focusing your time and energy on projects and activities without seeing any positive results? Do you feel like you have the weight of the world crashing down on your shoulders? Well, we have just the solution for you. Try… not giving a ********> Not giving a ******** improves your quality of life significantly by drastically reducing your capabilities of giving a ********. Scientists have proven that the average human being gives 60 percent too much of a ******** about most daily activities.
Why worry about your finances, your health, your reputation, and the well-being of your friends and family when you can simply not give a ******** about those things?
You’ll be able to do things that you never thought possible…such as:
* growing a mustache
* wearing sweatpants in public
* peeing on children, then yelling at their parents for trying to stop you
* having hookers for lunch everyday
* masturbating with stolen cheese
* and much much more…
Why give a ******** when you can not give a ******** of imitators such as not giving a s**t, not giving a c**t suck, and Nick Nolte. Call now and get a free picture of this guy:
who clearly does not give a ********. Start not giving a ******** today because seriously, who gives a ********? Side effects may include daily wake and bakes, chronic masturbation, lack of motivation, and Marlon Brando.Brava, Rhoss, Brava.
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