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 Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:55 am
'The point of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the other b*****d die for his!'
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:48 pm
"The thought train has left the station" - my best friend from school
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:23 am
'Physicology 101: If someone shot you in the head, you'd probably feel pain.'
-My friend's personal message.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 7:56 am
Yes, I would assume so.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" - my old roommate's away message
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:21 pm
Optimism: It doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full if you have alot of glasses.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:23 pm
I got one similar:
"Pessimists have it easy: they're either proven right or pleasantly surprised"
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 5:46 am
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:02 am
!!! I so should've done that one earlier... I use that as an away message all the time sweatdrop
Let's see...
"Thinking's just another way to give yourself a headache."
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:10 pm
Deadliest Warrior is a fun show smile
"It's like I'm gonna carve you up, and I'm gonna dance while I do it" - Dr. Dorian on DW
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:29 pm
Quoted from a newspaper from a woman who likes to shop at Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual.
"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Walmart or something."
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:37 am
The only thing constant is change.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:10 am
"We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX." EPIC line from My Immortal.
(sex scenes are AMAZING
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:05 am
"We will not tolerate intolerance!!"
~South Park Intolerance Camp
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:29 pm
My goodness these are awesome! XD
Here's one!
"There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved by a suitable amount of explosives."
...or something along those lines XD
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:56 pm
'Cooper shall not kick, nor punch, through a wooden door at any time'
Law I passed at Boy Scouts today...got a handful of lols for my trouble
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