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 Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:22 pm
1.Start to buy baby clothes... wink
2. Say "Oh, I must have forgotten to take my pills for like the past week!"
3. Talk about your boyfriends that unexpectedly turned up dead
4. Say, "Honey, have you seen my chastity belt?"
5. Break the news about your sex-change operation to him
6. "This is my dog gunner. He has priority in bed, and he's trained to attack when he hears moaning."
7. Invite your girlfriend over.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:57 am
Reveal that you are Medusa. yeah, you can figure it out from there. XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:07 am
xxangelserenadex 1.Start to buy baby clothes... wink
2. Say "Oh, I must have forgotten to take my pills for like the past week!"
3. Talk about your boyfriends that unexpectedly turned up dead
4. Say, "Honey, have you seen my chastity belt?"
5. Break the news about your sex-change operation to him
6. "This is my dog gunner. He has priority in bed, and he's trained to attack when he hears moaning."
7. Invite your girlfriend over. lol
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:16 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:35 am
the pills one is hilarious xD
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:42 pm
"Honey, I've been cheating on you with a (insert age that is significantly older/younger)"
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:53 pm
I once had a girlfriend who had never dated a black guy before...
she told me that she used to be scared because she thought that all black guys were gang members.
After dating her for a while, I saw that she wasn't really the person I thought she was, so I decided to scare her away.
so...
I told her that I was a crip and that me and the rollin 20s were gonna do a drive by at the school.
she was terrified! xd
A week later, she and her family moved away...
mission accomplished 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:59 pm
XemryXIII I once had a girlfriend who had never dated a black guy before... she told me that she used to be scared because she thought that all black guys were gang members. After dating her for a while, I saw that she wasn't really the person I thought she was, so I decided to scare her away. so... I told her that I was a crip and that me and the rollin 20s were gonna do a drive by at the school. she was terrified! xd A week later, she and her family moved away... mission accomplished 3nodding OMG! You're terrible! XD
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:50 pm
XemryXIII I once had a girlfriend who had never dated a black guy before... she told me that she used to be scared because she thought that all black guys were gang members. After dating her for a while, I saw that she wasn't really the person I thought she was, so I decided to scare her away. so... I told her that I was a crip and that me and the rollin 20s were gonna do a drive by at the school. she was terrified! xd A week later, she and her family moved away... mission accomplished 3nodding how is tht funny? thts ******** up....
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:57 pm
Wolf_grl_89 XemryXIII I once had a girlfriend who had never dated a black guy before... she told me that she used to be scared because she thought that all black guys were gang members. After dating her for a while, I saw that she wasn't really the person I thought she was, so I decided to scare her away. so... I told her that I was a crip and that me and the rollin 20s were gonna do a drive by at the school. she was terrified! xd A week later, she and her family moved away... mission accomplished 3nodding how is tht funny? thts ******** up.... its funny because she actually believed it... goes to show that you can't go believing in every stereotype you hear
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:03 pm
XemryXIII Wolf_grl_89 XemryXIII I once had a girlfriend who had never dated a black guy before... she told me that she used to be scared because she thought that all black guys were gang members. After dating her for a while, I saw that she wasn't really the person I thought she was, so I decided to scare her away. so... I told her that I was a crip and that me and the rollin 20s were gonna do a drive by at the school. she was terrified! xd A week later, she and her family moved away... mission accomplished 3nodding how is tht funny? thts ******** up.... its funny because she actually believed it... lol, she panicked too quick. most gang members I have known usually look a bit drugged up.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:25 pm
Honey guess what?
What?
I'm ready for sex.
Awesome!!!
-In Bedroom-
Ooh your kisses feel so good!
-goes lower-
oh yes suck my ****!!!
-wakes up-
Ahhhhh!!!!!! She's a dude
friend-who's a dude?
girl-I am
-pulls down pants-
-wakes up again-
ahh!!
-looks around room then checks under covers-
I've got to stop cybering on Gaia with random girls.
-falls back to sleep-
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:30 am
This only goes If your boyfriend has hair long enough for you to run your fingers through
Go up to him...Run your fingers through his air and sniff his hair
Make a small moaning noise then say " mmmh You change your shampoo"
Make a straight face and then walk away.
O_O
[This was made up by Crystal (for she is the one who told me this she did it to her bf xD)]
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:34 am
While having sex moan out someone elses name (a made up one if you can't think of one). xD
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:26 pm
For Guys:
If you can convince your gf to video tape you two having sex, then on the night of the taping, tell her before you start you have to call the stunt man.
For Girls:
Bring up the conversation of all the girls he's ever dated, when he asked you who you've dated repeat the following.
There was Frank, then Jack, then Tony, and Jon, then Bill, then Jason, and Phil, and David... And then there was you... And then there was Anthony, and Sean, So on and so forth
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