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 Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:57 am
seeing lorika this excited almost shocked panda. "u-uhh well I needed a break. The spells I'm translating are particularly tough, and not easy to deal with. Of course we should git in, that's why we are here is it not? It's not like the chill air will do you any good" He said looking over at her. Blushing at the sight of her barely covered body.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:13 am
"You're SO right! Come on, let's get in!" she cried, eager to please. Pulling him over to the water's edge, she slid down in the hot pool right up to her neck, bones warming through in the mineral-rich liquid.
She waded them past Fel and towards the side of the rocks opposite to the one she'd been standing at before - Jessie, on the same side, quickly slid over to them as they finally settled down.
"Good to see you, Panda. It's not often we all get to meet together, is it?" he said, which was true - it was usually either Lorika meeting Panda or Lorika meeting Jessie. The two men actually never saw each other outside of the occassional morning prayers... which neither consistently turned up for either.
"Hey, that's true!" the Priestess squealed, glancing at the two men with the as of yet dry top part of her hair rapidly frizzing amidst proximity to the steam. "And this is such a perfect place for an Epic Mod Conference!"
Jessie's brow furrowed, and he blinked at her. "Epic... what? What's a mod?"
"Epic Mod Conference begins NOW!" she sang. The drow's perplexity only grew, and he glanced at Panda for potential clarification.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:24 am
 Meta sulked, for a moment, then leaned back and took in how many people were showing up. Yay for company! Ah well, she'd have to think up a new plan for divesting the overly-selfconscious drow. Ooh, she already had one in mind. "All right! In celebration of so many people coming to the grand opening, how about some green tea for everyone? I'll go get Oz to make some."And with that, she got out of the pool and made her way over to the stand. "Yo, Oz.""Yes, madam?" he responded. When he turned around, he had to clutch his nose to stop the bloodflow. "Get us some green tea, and spike every one with some vodka but mine, Lorika's, and Feline's. Comprend?""Yeb badam!" She then sauntered off towards the bathrooms, and called over her shoulder, "Be back in two clicks, gotta hit the bathroom."♒ Making her way behind Jessie was easier than she had though. Luckily, he'd sat just next to the underwater flow-hole, that emptied the water into the second medium pool through a small hole-c**-waterfall, big enough to fit a person through. That was the whole key to her plan. She made her way from the bathroom, and slipped into the large pool by climbing down the rocks, and through its drain hole. She repeated the process, coming up for air as quietly as she could each time. She'd have to be quiet for going in as well as going out, or she'd be discovered. Finally, she made it into the drain-hole of the pool everyone was sitting in. Quietly, she began her work, untying every knot she could on his clothing. He'd never know until he stood up. ♫ The Overseer's Praisesinger ♪ [Panda should be nosebleeding by now, Meta's only got on her under-wraps~... Alright, Lori, should she be detected or not? I can't think of anything else, except somebody helping me, that would at least mostly divest him of his habille]
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:27 am
(( OMGGG x33 ehehehhehehehe
No, she will NOT be detected. x3
This is gonna rockkkkk ))
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:37 am
Panda had followed lorika though the water. The baths, it had seemed, excited her as she was ever cheerful in the water. she pulled him close to jessie. one of the few people he barely interacted with. He knew that she and him were friends though, in some small way.
"yes, you are right, we never seem to see each other much" he said looking at jessie.
"I'll assume that you are referring to us as teachers. As to that, do we really need a conference for this sort of thing?" he said, sinking into the water. feeling his muscles relax
((lol panda's thickheaded, you'd have to rub your body agaist him for him to notice you were naked))
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:32 am
Jessie frowned as the conversation continued around him, and glanced down at the water to his side. "Well, I suppose you're right. This Epic Mod Conference isn't going to work if we have nothing to talk about... which we obviously don't," Lorika said sadly. "Strange..." he mumbled, and the blonde woman looked at him. "What?""I could've sworn I just felt something tugging at my robe... but there's nothing there..." he replied, searching the misty water with an eye that failed to penetrate. "Oh?" she intoned, "Maybe it was one of those healing fish. They nibble the dead skin off you - apparently it's very therapeutic.""It said on the sign that those are only in the small bath," the drow disputed, turning back to look at her. Her reply was teasing. "You read the sign?"His was slightly scathing. "You didn't?"The Priestess blinked at him and blushed. She suddenly wanted to drown herself in the hot, invigorating water. Why did she always have to say the wrong thing...? Why-? She jumped slightly as the man placed his hand on her shoulder and gave her a small smile. "Stop overthinking. I didn't mean anything.""Um... o-okay..." she replied, as a small shuffling noise behind them signalled the arrival of Oz with their complimentary tea. She craned around to get a better look. "Oh look, tea! You both like tea, don't you? Green tea is VERY good for you. I have a feeling this Onsen will help the whole Order be that much healthier!""Here, let me take that for you," Jessie said to the assistant, moving to stand up and relieve him of the tray. ....  .... Lorika squealed, hands flying to her mouth and her eyes wide like saucers as the dark elf's many layers slipped easily down into the water, leaving her with an eye full of- "JWSGDJF," was the Captain's incoherent shout as he immediately threw himself back down into the water and pulled the short underrobe back around him like a life preserver. "WHAT - HOW -?!"The Priestess was busy letting out a loooong wolf whistle. "NICE! REAL nice! Holy hell, Coline is one lucky girl! If my ex had been hung like that maybe I would've put up with his s**t a few extra years!""Juh.. gnf... sh-sh! keep your voice down!" he implored, sinking down into the water with absolute Orindae-emoticon-esque mortification. She cackled, getting over awe and onto 'let's-milk-this-for-as-much-teasing-as-possible.' "If everyone knew just how many lethal weapons you hide under all those robes-""Don't," he hissed "You dare."The Priestess flashed him a wicked grin worthy of any Cressa out there. His eye narrowed in return. "Lorika.""Everyone listen up!" she shouted, "JESSIE'S GOT A MASSIVE-"The explosive noise of the door being flung open cut her off before she could reveal just what the massive thing that Jessie had was... (( DUN DUN DUUUUUN ))
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:34 am
 after a long journey, a good swim would be amazing for his body. It had been a few days since he was able to bathe as well. after leaving the temple, rayne had seen signs for the opening of the Onsen. It had seemed like a grand idea to him, maybe he could meety a few of the locals. Flirt with a few girls as well. He didn't know how long he would stay, but his family couldn't reach it's grubbing hands on him here. not if he were clean! That was his thought's for coming to get a bath at least. He had HOPED there were girls. There weren't any signs for different gender section and he hadn't seen anyone around yet. For all he knew it was an island full of wrinkly old monks. He slowly slid off his clothes and grabbed a small white towel and charged into the bath. His jaw dropped at the sight, so many beautiful women...
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:41 am
Panda just closed his eyes and sipped the tea he was given instead of saying anything. That drow was one for making scenes no doubt. Lorika was pretty loud about it too. panda had finished his first glass in no time. the tea was VERY warm, he could feel the heat in his chest still, it only got hotter.
"lo-lorika, what is this tea? it's very good!" he said, nearly falling over, grabbing anything he could to stay upright. It took a minute to realize what he grabbed. The fabric was so soft and smooth, his face went red as he slid his hand off of lorika's bottom. "I-i'm so sorry. I almost fell, it was an accident, i promise" he said with a blush and a smile
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:16 am
Lorika was around halfway through gawping at the incredibly attractive newcomer... when she felt a strong, masculine hand make contact with her behind. "Meep!"Big blue eyes turned towards the owner of the hand - none other than Panda, who blushed and stammered out an apology. "Um... oh... it's okay..." she answered meekly, sinking down further into the water. "Um... I think I'll have my tea now," she quickly continued, turning to the assistant who'd shifted closer to her and Jessie's side for their convenience. The priestess shifted and got to her feet... .......  ........ she shrieked, hurling herself back into the water in an almost exact imitation of the drow before her. "My top...!"Jessie gave a small snort, and she rounded on him, the cup of tea she'd managed to grab clutched to her chest. "D-don't you laugh at me! Don't you say a word!""I'm not saying anything," he assured her, arching his visible eyebrow at the distraught woman "To anyone."Lorika visibly relaxed at the tone of his voice. She bowed her head slightly, her blushes by now somewhat disguised thanks to the effects of the hot water. "Th-thank you... always nice to know a person who teaches by example.""Hm," was his only reply, as he leaned back and sank down into the water, visibly relaxing for the first time since getting in the pool. Oz, meanwhile, was making some fervent calculations in his brain relating to the rotation of his tray and the exact steps he'd taken and... oh dear god. He looked suddenly at the Priestess, letting out a terrified yelp as she downed the cup of tea in a few gulps, managing to drop the tray in his panic. Oh no, oh no, oh no. The mistress was going to SLAUGHTER him! Not because he'd just dropped the tray, but because he'd let her take the wrong cup of tea!Moaning in despair, he quickly cleared up the mess as the woman sat back down and spent a few minutes just soaking peacefully in the water. As the servant hurried off, however... "Auu... that's so weird... I suddenly feel... a little... hehehee..."
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:26 am
Meta slunk away, the deed done. She swam as quietly as she could, right up to the bathroom area. Luckily, she'd dunked herself when she'd first gotten in, so she didn't look suspicious... mostly, except for a barely-suppressed grin that screamed, "I just got away with something BIG!" Just as she came out of the bathroom nearest the pool, she heard Jessie say something about grabbing tea... She peeked her nose around the corner, and got the eyeful of her life. WOW. Forget Coline, that man's Priority Numero Uno on my To-Rape list. Bapp's got NOTHING on him!Ah, Lorika. Meta had newfound respect for her. Any girl that was as pervy as she was was worthy of her respect. [OOC: Department of Redundancy Department!] Oops, she'd forgotten to wash her hands. (She went back and did so) By the time she'd come back and plopped down next to Panda, the priestess was acting.... strange. Uh oh. She was going to KILL Oz. "Erhm, Lorika-sama, are you okay?"♫ The Overseer's Praisesinger ♪
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:56 am
Lorika flung her arm out in Meta's direction, nearly whacking Panda in the face in the process. "I'm fine! I feel great!"
"You know, I'm surprised. This water is actually very beneficial," the Captain piped from just to her right "I'm not sure... we must have naturally ocurring hot springs in my home, but I'd never heard of them. It seems a strange phenomena."
"Mmm..." the Priestess murmured, sliding closer to him. "Strange... Jessie, why you have such nice hair?"
"...Excuse me?" he frowned, eye still closed.
"Soo many men here have white hair... but yours is... sooo... pretty..." she explained huskily, drawing even closer - close enough to wrap her arms around his torso, her right hand slipping suddenly under the chest of his robe.
"LORIKA!" he barked, leaping from complete resting to uncharacteristically clumsy retreat in half a second. "What's gotten into you?!?!"
She refused to let him escape, surging forwards along with him and catching the front of his robes in both hands and purring all the while. "You are one HOT piece of drow a**..."
"Get a grip!" he replied, drawing back further and further until - oh, great. His back made hard contact with the stones that formed the barrier around the edges of the pool. She used her hold on his robes to pull herself closer and closer, fists balled up in the black material - dragging it to expose an increasing amount of flesh...
Oh, she was getting a grip alright. And hopefully soon she'd be getting an even better one. heart
After attempting for a few seconds to scramble backwards up the steep rock face and out of her clutches (a feat which would have even been feat-worthy for even his standard), he seemed to give up, instead sitting rigidly as the woman pressed herself closer and closer against him. "Lorika, for god's sake," he spat, thoroughly exasperated, "This is a complete waste of time and energy."
"Mmmmm... you always smell soooo good...." she slurred, pressing her face into his neck, fingers of both hands twined in his long, soft hair. "Why can't all men smell like you...?"
"Erm..." he said, gaze turning upwards to the gawping bystanders. "Could I get some help here? Before she starts hump-"
Oh dear, too late. The drow sighed, gritting his teeth and resigning himself to simply bearing it until one of the others managed to prise her off.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:00 pm
Meta blinked. Then she blinked again. Well, the plan wasn't going QUITE like she'd liked it to, but... This was almost as good. "Hey Lorika, you might want to save that for later. For now, we have to work on the rest of them.
After all, if one is good, why not more~?"[OOC: Shall I do Oz, or you?]
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:16 pm
"Metanere...!" Jessie hissed, his eye flying open, "Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"
He wriggled, unwilling to use force to break his way out of the woman's grip. However... it soon became obvious that force was the only way to escape this. Fuelled by the anger that rose up, he slipped an arm between their stomachs and wrenched her off as if using a crow bar, other arm yanking away her probing hand.
"Noooo... don't gooo..." she moaned. This only seemed to aggravate things further, as he then wrenched her second arm away at a much more painful angle. "Owww!"
"We are NOT," he spat "Your toys!"
Hoisting himself out of the pool, he cast a sweeping, scornful glare at all those inside it. "I bid you good day. I'm sorry to have seen the people I respected capable of such... manipulative... such..." he broke off, shaking his head, and made his way to the door... only to leap backwards as it was flung open to reveal a very tall, very well endowed, very naked latecomer.
"Oh god..." he groaned, "Of all people..."
"My rape senses are tingling~!" the towering elven woman sang, bouncing - no, actually, BOUUUNCING - out of the doorway, the five or so tall vodka bottles in her hands clinking. "Can't have any rape without me!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:24 pm
"You can be our toys if we damned well please. We know exactly how to manipulate you into such things~."Just as she said that, though, her eyes widened as somebody came through the door. Meta flipped out of the pool and kowtowed. "ALL HAIL THE GODDESS OF BOOBAGE, who beareth HOLY BOOZE!"She straightened up, after sufficient worshipping and strode over to the big 'n tall woman. "I don't believe we've met. The name's Mettanere Burobel, but call me Meta. Now tell me, what do you do to contain those things?"[OOC: AND SO THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS. Boobage shall rule the world! ...Keep in mind Meta's about a D-DD, comme moi~]
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