This was all horrible! She was not knowing. There was something she know but she did not know and it was very bad and Astraea was going to be very very very upset and might scold again or tell her not to go anywhere again and then there would be no new hats and that would be ter..."Waffle? Derp loves waffles. They are Derp's very very bestest foods!"

Very carefully, the little feline inspected the breakfast delight. Satisfied that there was nothing on it that could harm her Very Important Business Hat, the tiny creature started to gnaw happily. Her eyes were still, however, torn between delight and dismay as she tried so very very hard to remember the words. It was almost as if, while chewing, she was trying out words. "Duhr...Duhhhhhhhhr. Somethin' Duhr. Duhrrrrrrrrrrp. Durh P. Derp!" Delighted with this, she all but dropped the waffle out of her kitty mouth as she yowled and hopped backwards out of Mags' lap.

"Derp knows! DERP KNOWS!!!!" Exuberantly she all but tackled Mags' ankles as she stretched and lightly pawed at the girl's shins. "Mags must say it! Mags must say Duhr Power!!!. You have to be super loud though, so they know Mags means it! If Mags don't mean it, it don't work!" Derp pawed and pawed at the girl's pants, trying to impart a sense of urgency and was still overjoyed that hadn't taken more than one whole waffle to get her where she needed to be.

Astraea would be so proud!