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okay blaugh so I change my mind here is my story for If I were an NPC...



If I were an NPC, I would with contemptuous bravery guard the bridge at the Port of Gambino.
You shall call me the Port troll.
I would stand in wait for anyone who dare try to pass through!
I will jump out requesting that you bring me 25 each of the following:
Pink Flamingo Feather
Garlic Peel
Mystic Weave
Saw Blade

Upon completion of this quest I will grant you 100 lucky tokens,
allowing you entry into the luxurious secret Isle de Gambino,
where you can try your hand at slots or cards at Gambino's Gold Mountain
and take a chance at gaining the rarest items in the Gaian world.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.............. I guess I'll try that as well.
List of annoyed People:
1.Elffromspace
2.Astral Temptest
3.Plasmafire
4.Igotdablues
I lost my archery contest, and along with that the chance I had of winning the hunting bow I wanted......Although I do not hunt...... I am sad now.......

Jedi said my profile is complex, IT IS NOT COMPLEX DAMMIT! I just post a surplus of information 3nodding

I got sick of red so I'm changing to black and I'm not making another mule for a long time >,>

Heh sweatdrop

I guess were allowed to enter this contest since Queen of the Animated and one_mpg did, so heres mine.


Pssst. Civilian.Come closer. Calm down, I am not really a robot, I am a concerned citizen. I see you have rings on your fingers so you must be one of the Gaians who are aiding in the fight against the animated. I have a couple of quests that I need you to do for me. First, go tell Commander Leon of the Barton Regulars that the robots seem more organized than any of the others we have seen. They almost seem to fall in line, as though they are military. Second, go talk to Roderick in the Old Aquaduct. Those bio-chips he has been collecting are possibly the key to re-programming the robots and if we can do that, we can win this war through strategic military actions. The only problem is that the robots have a human leader that has full control of them for now, but if I can create a diversion, perhaps someone can get into his office and replace the bio-chips in his computer, giving us control. Tell Leon that I am safe for now and that I am not sure who the human is who has control of the robots, but he, or she, dresses like Anniedroid, and that could mean the real Anniedroid is a spy, so beware of her. Ask Leon if he thinks we should experiment with the chips on her before trying for the others. Let him know they are all armed and dangerous and will kill any human they see. Go now, I have to get back before I am missed. Good luck citizen, you will need it.

Hmmm.........Seems I have lost to igotdablues before it actually nears Valentines Day...........I had better try a slight bit harder.......

Plasma is a weird creppy smily face right now it freaks me out!!!!!!!!!!0_+