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 Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:25 pm
We were coming home from a football game about an hour or so away (by bus, of course). I had to use the bathroom about fifteen minutes into the trip, and had to "hold it" all the way home. But I didn't want to have to wait to go home so I asked my BD to unlock the MPR bathrooms after we got back to the school. That was kinda awkward. razz
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:48 am
yeah... one time, our band director said that if we got first place across the board in one of our upcoming competitions, he would let us cut his hair.
We won, and as we were planning about how to cut his hair, our Hornline Captain shouts, "LETS CUT HIS MOUSTACHE LIKE HITLER!"
Our band director is jewish.
another awkward moment:
my drum major is very friendly to everyone. especially me. so one day, after practice, she ran up behind me and jumped on my back, signaling me to give her a piggy back ride out to the carpool lot. our band director now thinks that we're dating. its funny, but awkward all at the same time.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:13 pm
Our BD was talking...like always....he loooves talking .. and he was saying something about the number six...probably trying to crack a joke or something i wasnt paying attention. but then he said sex instead of six and we were all....ok? really? our BD was so just thinking about sex and he totally said it. His face got all red...I didnt see what the big deal was but whatever lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:00 pm
They aren't mine. They happened to my friend.
He didn't take his jeans off when he changed into his uniform, then out of nowhere our BD comes up behind him and says "I'm going to need you to take your pants off,"
The next one happend to the same kid. He was just standing there and our BD comes up behind him and slowly puts his hand on my friend's shoulder, and rolls his fingers down until hes just holding his shoulder. The BD then proceeded to tell my friend about how he had a dream about him last night.
I feel bad for my friend, but I have to laugh at him sometimes.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:13 pm
Oh I know one!!!
Well I play the flute and I really like it....
but one day, one regular day ...............
my band teacher had one of his old students
(a REALLY GOOD FLUTIST) and we were going
over the REALLY high notes... and the really low
notes... well we were originally practicing in the
other room but another class went in there ......
so we went outside the band door...we went over
the scales...she played and then I did. I screwed
up a bit, I know. She said I sounded okay and
when we were finished, we went back inside.
THEN my best friend (a clarinetist) told me that
they were listening to both of us inside. When they
heard the other girl ... they were like "oh yeah that's
so her ..." and then when they heard me play and
screw up, my other friend was like "OH THAT'S KARINA"
and I was like ... OH MY GODD!! EVERYONE WAS TALKING
ABOUT ME!! even my BD! EMBARRASNG!!!!!!
I never want to do that again ... O_O
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:58 pm
My BD was saying how sometimes he wanted to beat the music into us so we could understand just how crutial the music really was. Then he said not to make him go to jail by beating us, so we all laughed because we thought he was kidding.
Then he said, "Yeah... Please don't make me go to jail. I don't want to go to jail. Seriously," and then proceeded to give us this super serious look on his face. All of a sudden the laughter died down and we all felt really awkward that our BD just threatened to beat us. D:
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:49 pm
OK, I've got two.
My ex was in band last year. It was getting close to Valentine's. We were leaving from pep band practice, so our BD comes up. He started telling me romantic things to tell her. It was weird like whoa... and tough to follow sometimes with his uber-thick Puerto Rican accent.
And a couple months ago, I was with my friends at the mall. We were passing Build-a-Bear, and I saw a Vader Bear in the window. So I spazzed out and ran to it... and I turn around to see my BD.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:02 pm
My Bd chewed me out for fifteen minutes on handwriting, afer he was done he asked me "anything to say for yourself?" in which i had to reply "yeah, im dysgraphic, i cant help it"
"oh"
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:19 am
This kind of the band kindof awkward.
So my BD was asking who wanted allstate etudes. I was one of three people(inlcuding my sl) to raise my hand.
So my bd jus looks at me and raises his eyebrow and gives methis expression of "Good luck with that". I'm just like "what the heck?!" I didn't say anything to him, but my friend who also raised his hand looked at me and raised his eyebrow as well. Later he was like "That was kidnd of mean of May. Its like he doesn't think you can do it." So now I'm out to prove my bd wrong.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:31 pm
I was changing in the band room after a show and my BD came up to ask me a question. I noticed I didnt have any pants on when he walked away
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:01 pm
Today my bd was going over a song we're playingfor festival with me and after I finished playing one part he says to me, "When you tongue, it sounds great!" It wasn't horrible but he kept making comments about how "he liked how I tongued the notes" and I was just sitting there, dying to get away.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:54 pm
this was awkward for all us sophomores, but extremely funny.
We were in the lower band second hour and we were going over how bad we did at our concert festival yesterday. Well, this one flute play, a bit of a gangster girl, says somethign was stupid. Well, she said stupid like a hickXD So our bd started making fun of the way she said it. And she kept sayign it too on accidnet. so we were laughing our heads off. So he nicknamed her forest. Then the awkward part. He said that he would be giving all of us sophomores(me) nicknames before next year. Now we are pretty scared. so far, he has 4 done. And they are pretty funny.
-Forest: The above story
-Double P: A trumpet player. She always goes to the bathroom before class, and takes about5 minutes. P stands for passing period. So double passing periodXD
-Crookedback mountain: A tuba player who is my friend. he has skulliosis in his back and has to wear a brace. so because he has a crooked back my bd calls him crookedback mountain.
-Grizzly: Debating whether this is the funniest or not. One of the other potential dms, erik, was up conducting soemthing one of the days our bd had the potential dms practice in front of the band and make the band play. Well, his cut off was something close to a grizzly bear attack, or perhaps drowning in the ocean. He hust flailed his arms around a bit. Quite a bit better then somone else. At lease Grizzly cut us off. One kid was conducting and then just walked away to sit back down, withotu cutting us off. We were dying holding the note. he sat down and then ran back over to cut us off. But by that point all tone quality had vanished while we attempted to hold a note for hours while trying not to laugh.
But yeah, currently, all us sophomores are walking carefully around our BD. I'm nervous about what my nickname will be.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:18 pm
My BD is just a strange he was like "I was dreaming about this pease of music last night"And i made a WTF face and he says "Dont look at me crazy" But he is
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:26 pm
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...
It started out as a simple conversation that somehow turned into a heated debate with a percussionist. I shouted, almost at the top of my lungs, the F-word. I thought the group was alone in the Band Room, apparently though, our BD came in through the back door while the conversation was low and slipped into his detached office (It's another "room". It has a door.) Everyone got really quiet and wide-eyed. I thought that I won. My BD poked his head out of the door from his office and cocked an eyebrow at me. Heh. AWKWARD.
... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:03 am
My BD likes to make things awkward. anytime you ask him a question, he takes forever to answer you and makes weird faces when he does.
There was this one time I asked him if he had any renaisance music because I have to play something for a big 500pt project in History. He made me ask in front of the whole class, which is already kind of awkward, and then he sat there with a weird look on his face for about 2 minutes, and then he runs off somewhere. He never came backo.0 Well, he did towards the end of class. he never even told me if he had any music!
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