MikeySmexyWay
vampirewolve
MikeySmexyWay
my fail story
maddie was fast asleep in her bend when she was awaken by someone poking her in the face.
maddie: ah what the ******** do you want mom?!
stranger:im not your mom.
maddie: then who are you? a burgerler?
stranger: no im just someone whos lost.*steps into the light* names Mikey Way. pleased to meet you and your name would be?
maddie: Oh MY ******** GAWD! Mikey Way!*glomps mikey* im your biggest fan.*gets off him* oh my names maddie by the way. pleased to meet you too.
long pause....
Maddie: mind me asking? what are you doing in my house let alone my room? i mean im happy you're here but why/
Mikey:the bus broke down so we stayed at a hotel. one thing i knew i was asleep and the next im here on your floor. which is really comfy by the way.
maddie:...thank you...i guess?well why did you wake me up you culd have just left and i wouldent have known?
mikey:i've always wante to poke someone in the face when they were sleeping it just always seemed like fun.....well im going to go know...bye*starts to walk away*
maddie:wait! you can stay here for the night. my moms not home till 3 tomarrow.
mikey: well okay if you insist.
7 in the morning...
maddie:hey mikey what do you want to eat?
mikey:um...toast please
maddie surprised kay*puts toast in toaster*im going to go get dressed i think you can make your toast how you want right.
mikey:yeah i can i do it all the time.
2 mins later...
mikey: how the hell do you get the toast out when its stuck?OH I KNOW! ill use a fork to get it out.*gets fork and almost sticks it in toaster8
maddie: NO! mikey what the hell are you doing? you dont stick forks in toasters! ever!
mikey: sorry the toast was stuck and i really wanted that toast.
maddie: the toast is not stuck its not even done yet. have you ever used a toaster?
mikey:no. the only kitchen thing ive ever used is a coffee maker.
maddie:well would you like some coffee?
mikey:YES PLEASE!
coffees done and mikeys had 4 cups of it...
maddie: i think thats enough coffee.
mikey no! must have more! i am the coffee monster! i will drink all the coffee in the world and take over the world! bwahahahahaha!
doorbell rings
maddie confused uill just go get that?*opens door* oh my gawd1 gerard way!*glomps*i love you!*gets off him*
gerard:yeah..okay? so is mikey here? he went missing last night.
maddie:yeah he is but hes gone a bit crazy.
gerard *groans* damnit you gave him coffee didnt you!
mikey:GEE!*glomps gerard* lets take over the world!
gerard: yea if you want to>* knocks mikey out with cool pressure point move* come on bob lets go.
maddie: how did you know he was here?
gerard:a tracking device in his phone.*leaves*
maddie:that was crazy!
an hour later...
maddies mom: how was your day honey? anything happen?
maddie; nope just a normal day.
and so maddie lived the rest of her life never meeting bob gerard or coffee monster(mikey) again.
haha this was so much fun to type.
maddie was fast asleep in her bend when she was awaken by someone poking her in the face.
maddie: ah what the ******** do you want mom?!
stranger:im not your mom.
maddie: then who are you? a burgerler?
stranger: no im just someone whos lost.*steps into the light* names Mikey Way. pleased to meet you and your name would be?
maddie: Oh MY ******** GAWD! Mikey Way!*glomps mikey* im your biggest fan.*gets off him* oh my names maddie by the way. pleased to meet you too.
long pause....
Maddie: mind me asking? what are you doing in my house let alone my room? i mean im happy you're here but why/
Mikey:the bus broke down so we stayed at a hotel. one thing i knew i was asleep and the next im here on your floor. which is really comfy by the way.
maddie:...thank you...i guess?well why did you wake me up you culd have just left and i wouldent have known?
mikey:i've always wante to poke someone in the face when they were sleeping it just always seemed like fun.....well im going to go know...bye*starts to walk away*
maddie:wait! you can stay here for the night. my moms not home till 3 tomarrow.
mikey: well okay if you insist.
7 in the morning...
maddie:hey mikey what do you want to eat?
mikey:um...toast please
maddie surprised kay*puts toast in toaster*im going to go get dressed i think you can make your toast how you want right.
mikey:yeah i can i do it all the time.
2 mins later...
mikey: how the hell do you get the toast out when its stuck?OH I KNOW! ill use a fork to get it out.*gets fork and almost sticks it in toaster8
maddie: NO! mikey what the hell are you doing? you dont stick forks in toasters! ever!
mikey: sorry the toast was stuck and i really wanted that toast.
maddie: the toast is not stuck its not even done yet. have you ever used a toaster?
mikey:no. the only kitchen thing ive ever used is a coffee maker.
maddie:well would you like some coffee?
mikey:YES PLEASE!
coffees done and mikeys had 4 cups of it...
maddie: i think thats enough coffee.
mikey no! must have more! i am the coffee monster! i will drink all the coffee in the world and take over the world! bwahahahahaha!
doorbell rings
maddie confused uill just go get that?*opens door* oh my gawd1 gerard way!*glomps*i love you!*gets off him*
gerard:yeah..okay? so is mikey here? he went missing last night.
maddie:yeah he is but hes gone a bit crazy.
gerard *groans* damnit you gave him coffee didnt you!
mikey:GEE!*glomps gerard* lets take over the world!
gerard: yea if you want to>* knocks mikey out with cool pressure point move* come on bob lets go.
maddie: how did you know he was here?
gerard:a tracking device in his phone.*leaves*
maddie:that was crazy!
an hour later...
maddies mom: how was your day honey? anything happen?
maddie; nope just a normal day.
and so maddie lived the rest of her life never meeting bob gerard or coffee monster(mikey) again.
haha this was so much fun to type.
maddie is so going to kill you for this, she doesnt hate mcr but u know how she feels about it, she calls you an obsessed whore over them, and now 2marrow at school she will kill you and u gonna hate it
not if you dont tell her she wont
to late. . . .
