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It's odd how widespread the idea that Europeans did not have established martial styles is. Do people believe the Roman army to have been a horde of barbarians with unkept swords biting themselves through their enemies? Is their mental image of the fencers of the renaissance a bunch of heavily muscled brutes swinging their swords like overweight axes?
Quite an entertaining read, in any case. I do wonder, however, where he got the idea that we hate martial arts that take any skill to master.
You know how it is. If it's not Asian it's not a martial art. I once got into a major flame war just for mentioning Chuck Norris as a great martial artist.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
If paper beats rock, scissors beats paper, and rock beats scissors, what beats all three at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris
Scientists used to believe that the diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris'.
If you want to see a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out jail free' card.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidently lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it this day by its technical term: Jupiter.
I could go on, but I think that's enough to get your asses on the floor laughing...or at the very least, raising one eye brow in confusion.
