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An Invisible Shapeshifter
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 Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:50 pm
@Fate: I have the own world one on my door =P
If at first you don't succeed, kill the next guy that gets the throne.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:43 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:12 pm
XemryXIII Time heals all wounds...but leaves one hell of a scar Me like!!!! ^^
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:11 pm
@Alice: Yep, that's where I get it. I got one, but it's a fridge magnet. ^^ Here's another one: "A dog looks up to you. A cat looks down on you. But a pig treat you as equal." LOL  "If someone throws a stone at you, throw them a bread." *throws bread* *bread came back flying and hits me in the face* SOMEONE: "THERE'S NO LURPAK!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:35 pm
heres some i see around, i dont really know if they count
when life gives you lemons throw lemons at life
why do today what you can put of until tomorrow
dont knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates it
a penny earned, is too little money
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:51 pm
Kill two stones with one bird.
(just for the record, I actually said that on accident a couple of days ago. I swear my brain doesn't work at the most inconvenient times.....)
On my first day of ruling, my minions gave to me!!!!
My little brother strung up in a tree!!!
When life gives you lemons, make yaio+ yuri.
zomg= Zoinks! OMG!
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:34 am
Quotes from random t-shirts:
-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
-Instant a*****e, just add beer!
-If a dog barks in the forest and no one is around to hear him is he still a bad dog?
And some quotes from Monty Python:
-Get back here! I'll knaw your ankle!!
-And now for something completely different...
-He had a wife you know. You know what her name was? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Bottocks.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:58 pm
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But try to fool me a third time and you will die a slow and painful death with a boot rammed up your a**...
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:02 pm
Speaking of good t-shirt quotes;
It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys come
And Buffy staked Edward. The End
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:03 pm
Has anyone ever noticed that Studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
I didn't...
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:16 pm
1. Its betta to be pissed of than to be pissed on
2. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone
3. If you dont have anything nice to say..... blog it to the world
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:27 pm
it's better to be a smart a** than a dumb a**
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:29 pm
Doggie Farts warms my heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:08 pm
When in Rome, do as... um... where was I going with this?
You know what they say, Mario: All Toastahs toast lazars. (BLAAAH)
And now for something completely similar.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:27 pm
When in Rome, do as the Romans did, GLADIATORIAL COMBAT!
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