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 Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:32 pm
Granted. Now everyone hates eating it.
I wish I could run like Ezio.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:52 pm
granted, but you can never stop running
I wish it was tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:16 pm
Granted. It WAS tomorrow...yesterday. Now it's the day after tomorrow!
I wish I weren't so tired at the moment.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:39 am
Granted, but now you are hungry.
I wish that the holidays started sooner.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:15 pm
They start as soon as they end, making the world this constant happy-go-lucky place with holiday jingles playing everywhere.
I wish I had some money.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:08 pm
Congratulations! you just won the lottery! you now have $1 million. But thanks to taxes, and your rampant spending, you end up in debt for $5million.
I wish for pizza
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:18 pm
granted! it eats you.
i wish for a flying little steam boat on my computer screen. (please direct your attention to that little annoying thing right there in front of you.)
also: dude... there was like a really big corrupt a wish topic here. you know? like really big!
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:11 pm
Alright, you get your flying boat, but then it crashes and breaks into thousands of pieces.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:24 pm
Gin-Zil also: dude... there was like a really big corrupt a wish topic here. you know? like really big! Yup, I informed them. Oh well =/ I wish we would've revived that one. It was huge. ----- Granted. 5 gallons of coffee. Pop goes the bladder. I wish I could memorize Moonlight Sonata. I can play it.. but.. damn. x.x
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:58 pm
Granted, but now it's all you can play
I wish I hadn't gone out in the rain and raging mobs to go shopping today
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:30 pm
Okay, but now the stores you would have gone to have a permanent 200% price raise.
I wish there was something better on TV.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:03 pm
Granted, but all of your favorite shows come on and show commercials at the same time, so you only get to see parts of each show. (I have this problem so often, it's not funny at all)
I wish my bro would stop playing my guitar upstairs. He's not very good.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:21 am
Granted, but instead he starts playing your drums.
I wish I had a Audi r8.
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:58 am
You get your new car, but you crash it in the first week and your insurance skyrockets.
I wish one of the bathrooms was available in my house.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:32 am
granted! but it eats. stuff eats people, people! thats just how it works.
i wish i could play the piano.
also: who here said he could play the moonlight sonata? i love that thing!
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