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 Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:52 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:17 pm
THIS IS AWESOME BECAUSE MY IRL FRIENDS LIKE TO PRETEND WE ARE A MAFIA
IT IS LIKE REAL LIFE AND THE INTERNET HAVE COLLIDED OMG
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:46 pm
Yay, I'm a hyperactive coke mule!
But I wanna go to Outback. *sob* Their bread is delicious, and the steak is juicy.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:51 pm
I don't see why I have to be the one to be beaten. emo
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:01 pm
Nymphie, I think that finals crack you've been on has finally gotten to you. XD
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:01 pm
Ooh! Can I be the new guy that no-one really trusts?
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:05 pm
Can I wear low-cut provocative leather outfits, too?
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:15 pm
@Ezzy I wish you could come to outback more too, but you know sometimes you have to choke a b***h and it just cant wait til after dinner sad
@Shiz OMG! That is EXACTLY how I pictured you XDD And I loooooove Wanted! <333
I have seen how we get rid of bodies. We burn them. Everytime. Its the easiest way to get rid of the evidence. We keep their teeth though :/ Stupid right? We hide them in a wall in a bedroom in the 3rd floor of the warehouse. We like to have our little souvenirs. And its sooo weird because we can tell who the teeth belong to and the whole story of each killing. Even people like Shiz who never leave and have never seen a victim know! Like at the drop of a hat Shiz can go, pick out a set of teeth (we collect sets, not loose teeth. With bits of the jaw intact.) and tell you everything about it, like it was Barty ******** killed by Ezzy in the dark alley behind the Bed, Bath and Beyond with a nail file at 4:26am on Feb 19th 2009 bc he laced the crack he sold us with reindeer s**t from Finland.
Sometimeswe build fires in garbage cans and take the teeth out and sit around all together and make smores and tell stories about the killings of the people the teeth belong too heart good bonding.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:25 pm
OMG I see you like CRYSTAL CLEAR.
Have you ever watched Oliver? Or read it? You know the artful dodger? I see you like him.
You are REALLY short. Like ... 4'5. TINY! But you're spunky. And REALLY good at stealing. And sneaking holy s**t O__O You can sneak up behind ANYONE. We tend to use you as a spy. You make sure the competiton doesnt steal our customers. You follow them around and watch them make deals from behind dumpsters. You also follow our suppliers to make sure no one is doing anything fishy.
When you see someone you're following doing something wrong as soon as the customer leaves you stroll out all causually, whistling with your hands in your pocket, and say "Hey douche! Turn around!" or something like that. Then when they turn you are you SMASH their balls/v****a in. You are the perfect height to hit the crotch and you hit HARD. Then they fall on the ground and you jump on them and start bashing their heads into the ground over and over and over again until die/are knocked out.
You are CRAZY strong. Once you kill them you drag them to a convienant place to burn them. You never call Kashi to do your dirty work for you. You could drag a 350lb man 3 miles through back alleys to get them to a proper burning place. You are like superman, its insane.
You are constantly pickpocketing. You are one of the richer people because of that. But you dont go to outback. Its like half the gang goes to outback, the other half goes to this crazy expensive small italian restaurant. You rent out a room there every night. Its really dimly lit with lots of candles.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:42 pm
Okay, now I'm curious. What about me? xD
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:50 pm
Roy Salamandra Gang related activities woo! I'd probably the undercover hitman going around killing/torturing people that owes us money. You'll never know what face I might be wearing when I show up to collect. kek. ninja But what does nymphie see me as. >>;
Omg I do see you as tortuing people.
I also see you as being BFF with Shiz.
OK OK so you have a torture room on the 3rd floor, directlyabove Shiz's communcation center. There is a firepole going from the torture room to the communication room.
You are a very quiet person. Maybe thats why you and Shiz are so great as best friends, you compliment each other with your extreme differences. You barely talk to the people you torture. I dont even know why you torture people. Its all very hush hush and I dont get to know about it sad You interrogate them, then torture them, then interrogate some more. You never ever get your hands dirty though. You prefer to use electricity as tortue and you just pull a lever. Then you leave the victims alone and slid down to hang with Shiz for a few hours.
When your victims die you never get rid of their bodies. You actually have Ginji do that, he's your apprentice.
You dont go out to eat, you hang out with Shiz and you two eat together. Except you get food from the Italian restuarant instead of outback.
You're very happy. You're always laughing (quietly) and usually have a slight smile on your face.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:00 pm
Officer Hot-Pants Can I wear low-cut provocative leather outfits, too?
Please do.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:11 pm
Officer Hot-Pants Can I wear low-cut provocative leather outfits, too? Of course you can! biggrin You can attract the girls, and I can attract the guys~
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