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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:18 am


Ok the womb.... just...who would even think of making that let alone buying it.

The bk crap, I actually had some fun with my sharpies and then placed them in various spots at the store. Like the burger shots and cups, were placed in the bathroom and in between the soda thing.

Sad thing is that Bella's dress wasnt in a twilight display at my hottopic at first, so I tried it on and was going to buy it. Then the cashier asked me if I was a serious fan and then i rambeled on about how I dont like the series and now that I know that, I dont want the dress.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:34 am


The one that had Edward on the wall and said "Be Safe" scared the crap out of me. o. o;;

I would never be able tew sleep with him around.
And besides, in the movies, he never protects Bella anyway. >>;;
And, isn't "Bella" an old person's name? ;o

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:55 am


Edward smells like sun? How can you smell like a flaming ball of gass?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:56 am


Argh! Okay the wall poster that's a sihlouette of Edward, the perfume, the d***o, and quite a few others were beyond disturbing.... the womb was... ugh...oh yeah and the panties.... Glad Harry Potter didn't get that bad.... O.o can you imagine some of the things they could of come up with... *shudder*

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:59 am


Toadette25
Edward smells like sun? How can you smell like a flaming ball of gass?

Good question.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:19 pm


I think. . . I might just barf. . . The panties were disturbing. Quite. The womb. . . anyone here have a barf-bag I can borrow?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:20 pm


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Edward smells like sun? How can you smell like a flaming ball of gass?

Good question.
Better question: Why would a vampire smell like the sun?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:46 pm


The thing is he isn't a vampire, Jerba

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:30 pm


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What's with the Saint Jude bracelet? Does she wear it in the movie or something?

How much does Hot Topic charge for that? 'Cause we Catholics get that stuff for free at retreat centers and abbey gift shops. rolleyes

So stupid.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:33 pm


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Ok the womb.... just...who would even think of making that let alone buying it.

The bk crap, I actually had some fun with my sharpies and then placed them in various spots at the store. Like the burger shots and cups, were placed in the bathroom and in between the soda thing.

Sad thing is that Bella's dress wasnt in a twilight display at my hottopic at first, so I tried it on and was going to buy it. Then the cashier asked me if I was a serious fan and then i rambeled on about how I dont like the series and now that I know that, I dont want the dress.
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That was a close call. eek

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:37 pm


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The thing is he isn't a vampire, Jerba
Good point.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:20 pm


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Argh! Okay the wall poster that's a sihlouette of Edward, the perfume, the d***o, and quite a few others were beyond disturbing.... the womb was... ugh...oh yeah and the panties.... Glad Harry Potter didn't get that bad.... O.o can you imagine some of the things they could of come up with... *shudder*
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They had a vibrating Nimbus. It didn't take too long for that thing to be taken off the shelves.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:03 pm


i think the shower curtain would scare anyone whether they like twilight or not XD
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:01 pm


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i think the shower curtain would scare anyone whether they like twilight or not XD


How can you take a shower with that? It reminds me too much of the movie 'Psycho'.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:01 pm


I don't know what's worse. the Womb or the d***o.
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