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 Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:05 am
I spent ten minutes looking for my glasses this morning. Then I realized I was wearing them. MLIA.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:17 am
Today, I woke up at 5:30am to go pee, to discover no toilet paper.. went upstairs to get not one but two rolls to take down stairs, instead of just going while I was upstairs. MLIA
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:18 am
I haven't showered since Monday. I love winter. MLIA ((On a side note, I plan on taking one tomorrow...))
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:37 pm
Today, I typed 'what' into Google and 'what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad' came up. MLIA
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:47 pm
I walked out the door to get the mail wearing a shirt, a sweater, a light jacket, fuzzy boots, and shorts. MLIA
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:11 pm
Today I choked on coffee and was hacking and gasping for air roughly five minutes. Nobody in the other room responded but the pets looked at me with great concern as I mentally cursed my own stupidity. MLIA.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:19 pm
Today, they sent me home from work after being there only two hours.. normal people would be excited but, I was pissed... cuz that means I only got 14 1/2 hours at that job this week.. MLIA.
Also today, someone told me we weren't suppose to say "Merry Christmas" at work but, "Happy Holidays" I told him that was against my religion. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:30 pm
Today, I was putting up a curtain beside a shelf with dolls on it. I had to look up, and I saw up a doll's skirt. I felt awkward. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:31 pm
Today, I decided to try the dressing they had at school for the salads. I enjoyed it. I came home to find that the very same type of dressing had just been bought earlier today. MLIA.
Damn my unfunnyness.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:10 pm
Prince Interrobang Today, I decided to try the dressing they had at school for the salads. I enjoyed it. I came home to find that the very same type of dressing had just been bought earlier today. MLIA. Damn my unfunnyness. But it is average.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:31 am
I woke up, opened the fridge and grabbed a Pepsi. MLIA.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:20 am
I went to make a sandwich, so I went to the fridge to get the components and I found a sandwich I made from yesterday, like an edible time capsule. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:37 pm
Today, I ate an orange the same size as my breast. I know because I put it in one of my bras to measure it. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:20 pm
Today, after knocking myself out with a large dose of Ibeprophen and Oxycodine, I woke up desperately wanting carbs. So, I made two eggo waffles, smothered them in peanut butter and syrup, then devoured them. MLIA.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:12 am
I'm slowly healing from a nasty bacterial infection in my throat. I lost my medical insurance in November.
MILA
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